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Was flipping through my japanese text book the other day and found this funny. Eat nothing drink nothing go nowhere meet nobody do nothing go king give us nothing
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moodboard for when its all just so funny
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I know that feeling

this is in the top ten tweets of all time if you even care
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That's how a lot of the country started to look near the end there

Ethel Greene, “The World’s Greatest Parking Lot,” oil on canvas, 1969
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day 700 of the post-apocalypse it goes pretty crazy too
i bet day 700 of a siege that boiled boot leather and rat meat hits like crazy
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Plus? The people who live in bunkers are never healthy. They're all pale and vitamin-D deficient. Some of them have rickets.
Sometimes I see bunkerites coming into the city to find building supplies. They always have to hide in the shadows during midday because they find direct sunlight blinding. And then they can't stand to stay outside at night because the stars in the sky freak them the hell out. Bunch of weirdos.
But then again. I hear the air inside those bunkers can be awfully clean and free of dust and pollution....
Been picking up a transmission on the radio that says there's a self-sustained bunker not far from the city who say they're looking for more people. I'm debating whether or not I should go - these types of things are usually traps
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If they say "We're an agrarian commune full of fresh fruits and vegetables", that usually means that they've already ran out of food, resorted to cannibalism, ran out of food again, and are hoping someone out there is dumb enough to waltz right in and get turned into dinner.
Been picking up a transmission on the radio that says there's a self-sustained bunker not far from the city who say they're looking for more people. I'm debating whether or not I should go - these types of things are usually traps
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Been picking up a transmission on the radio that says there's a self-sustained bunker not far from the city who say they're looking for more people. I'm debating whether or not I should go - these types of things are usually traps
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Cannibalism looks cool in the movies but honestly it's a huge hassle. Way 3asier to just hunt rats.
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(saying goodbye to a friend) love you dude. same time next week ok? may chaos take the world
(talking to supervisor) got it. and you want it by end of day? ok, no problem. i'll let you know if I have any doubts. may chaos take the world
(posting on tumblr) i've started saying "may chaos take the world" at the end of every conversation.
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Sorry for going so long without posting there, I ran out of fuel for my generator and couldn't get power for my computer. But I jury-rigged a thing with a tea kettle so this should be just enough for me to send out messages again
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Bites into burger Hmmm this tastes like ash Looks at hands Covered in ash Looks around All is ashes A pitiless waste Resume eating
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That's a lie actually, there is a small place of worship in my area. It's a little shrine in the corner of a subway station where a handful of survivors would meet up in every week or so to hold a small service.
Thing is though, I've seen the shrine - it isn't for any saint or deity. The shrine is covered in car memorabilia. Like badges and license plates and bits of chrome trim and stuff.
I think they were sending prayers to Volkswagen.
I always feel like I should start going to church again around the holidays. But it's been hard to do so the last couple of years since there aren't any churches that are still standing.
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