postmortemcookbook

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i’m currently hopped up on cold medicine but anyone ever notice how in fantasy games the default accent is almost always British? the conclusion? British people are fake and are from a fantastical realm of tea, crumpets, and they worship their deceased God whom they call The Queen, who’s place has been taken by her son who does not have nearly enough meme potential to transcend not even one reality.

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ἥρως

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IM CONNECTING DOTS AND I DONT LIKE IT.

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tsk tsk all the people getting astarions scars tattooed unknowingly signing themselves over to the devil rookie mistake man shoulda stuck to ouija boards

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MW3 SPOILERS!!!!

i’ve relieved myself of the grief over soaps death by gaslighting myself into believing that only the canon version of him is dead and the version i know and love that is firmly in love with ghost is alive and well and everything is okay

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whenever i think about the reason crowley fell i can only imagine god as a sleep-deprived starving artist forcing trauma into their oc saying stuff like “it’s for character development i swear”

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bitches be like “i know damn well this book/show is going to fuck me up emotionally to the point where no amount of therapy or counseling will undo the pure psychic damage i have brought upon myself but lol it’s fine”

it’s me. i’m bitches

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“Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, sir?”