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hi :3

Ahoy :D

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1- That’s wild I had no idea he even had a song. And lowkey nobody in the Navy could square up with the God man himself

2- Big Mom pfp is risky bro…I’d watch some Dendentube videos for context of what she’s done….problematic doesn’t even begin cover it

We all just gonna ignore the fact that the Strawhats literally created a religion? Like haha Sogeking is so silly- that man has a cult. Like an actual cult. People worship him.

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I got into the Strawhat fandom like, as soon as they became a crew (That’s called East Blue privilege babes) and somehow I’m STILL catching up to all the bullshit they’re pulling 😭. It’s been four years but it feels like DECADES CAN THEY SLOW DOWN FOR ONE SECOND 😭

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A lot of new DenDenblr users really don’t get what it was like to be onden during the Dressrosa allegations. It was the first time pirate fandoms actually had to grapple with stuff THAT bad and a lot of former Doffy stans actually came out saying they had family and friends who they forgot about. It was a really scary time and definetly changed the way pirates were perceived by the public IMO. Somebody make a Visual Denden essay out of this

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I’m loving this new Franky wanted poster (cyborgs are sooooo cool) but when I showed it to a male friend of mine his eyes actually lit up like light bulbs and COMPLETELY changed shape into stars. They were shining so bright it was honestly scary. I didn’t know that could even happen. Has anybody else seen something like this??? Am I going crazy?????

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Crazy how people call the East Blue the “Weakest Sea” like we didn’t give the world Gold Roger or Fire Fist Ace or the HERO OF THE MARINES GARP or BUGGY THE CLOWN OR MONKEY D. FUCKING LUFFY. Nobody want smoke w the East Blue be fr 😭😭😭

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Sorry for the long hiatus. I finally got on a boat, but because boats don’t have addresses and also move for the entire day my bird kept getting lost and my DenDen was frying. How the hell do pirates use these things? Wouldn’t having a bird that could easily track down your ship be like, a security risk?

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Guys holy shit I just grabbed todays paper and I’m going insane. (Spoilers because its so insane everybody needs to get a copy and frame it this is BIG PIRATE NEWS)

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GIANT PIRATES???? WORKING WITH STRAWHATS???? THEY BLEW UP EGGHEAD AND KILLED VEGAPUNK??? HOLY SHIT GUYS WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT 😭😭😭 being Strawhat defender is getting really hard

EDIT: NOOOOO FUCKING WAY ADMIRAL KIZARU WAS THERE TOO 😭😭😭😭

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People have been asking “Oh if you didn’t catch the Uta concert live how do you know what happened?” And lemme just say I’m a bit of a. haha. Pirate

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Yk I’d love to send images but any post more than five words requires my Denden to eat soooo much lettuce it isn’t even funny. If you see a long post of mine know that my fatass snail made me bow to it and offer up an entire head of lettuce as penance

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Shit man the way her songs be getting stuck in my head Uta really do have mind control. Why do all the good ones have to die terribly after getting minorly involved with Red Haired Shanks.

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Marineford was crazy like so many Shanks fans were talking about how cool it was that he came to help Ace…only for Shanks to not do anything and then they were all mad about it. Bro no offense but like, these are pirates. Why would Shanks have saved Ace? They’re both criminals. Honest to gods sometimes yall forget these are grown adult men with kill counts higher than Mariejoa. (This goes for the Strawhat fandom too I SEE the shit yall draw)

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History books in a decade or two are gonna be wild. Like who freed Dressrosa? Strawhats!!! Cool, those are the same guys who freed Alabasta! And…Fishman island. And Drum island. Tbh the easiest way to cheat will just be to guess “Strawhats” under everything. That is granted that books and public education last that long. Looking at you WG.

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They had to gear up

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REMINDER TO CHECK ON ANY FRIENDS FROM LULUSIA!

I had some moots there but they’ve stopped responding/posting recently. At first I thought this was just a me thing but other people have been posting about the same issues :( Next thing I know I can’t find any books (In the one library left in my town) that so much as mention Lulusia, and all the posts under #Lulusia, #Lulusian, and #LuLuLand are gone. I’m afraid of something like Dressrosa happening again, if anybody has any news plzzzz tag me

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People really stress how rare Devil Fruits are but let’s be fr everybody’s got them. My neighbor can turn his head into a horse head (nothing else) and I’m pretty sure this cashier at Captain Spencer’s can fly bcz she keeps getting caught in trees and we gotta pull her out.

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I ate a df when I was like two (never even found out what it was and I have NO useful powers btw) and now every time I see a funny colored fruit I have to wonder if it’s an overripe plum or something that’ll make me actually explode.

EDIT: DAMN its been too long since I’ve posted. Sorry yall I was drowning 😔