potato-murderer

[potato-murderer]

This fact, quiet unfortunately, makes it easier for them to get on my nerves whilst I make do with them.

[potato-murderer]

Or I could perhaps, help in this dilemma.

still thinking about that r/hypotheticalsituation post where someone was like "what if a potato chip spawned somewhere randomly in the world. and every hour the number of potato chips at that location would double. and the only way to get rid of them for good would be to eat all of the potato chips before they doubled again." and someone calculated that it would only take like, 48 hours of people ignoring a weird pile of potato chips before an absolutely irreconcilable number of potato chips was blanketing a city.

and then people were like "no wait if it spawns randomly in the world, it's highly likely it would be in an ocean" and then people were debating whether there were enough small fish swimming at the surface in the open ocean that would be able to eat a potato chip and thus save humanity from the potato chip apocalypse.

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I know you people have the mental capacity to kill a potato with me. Come on. I believe in you. And in unrelenting hunger.

if you have the mental capacity for it, i think everyone should try and run a gimmick/funny roleplay blog at least once in their tumblr career

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do you kill potatoes or are you a potato that kills

I am an entity that kills potatoes, that LOVES potatoes…

@anti-potato is a potato that kill other potatoes.

[potato-murderer]

Potato is all the sustenance you need. Trust me.

[potato-murderer]

Yes, yes. Go do just that.

Baby potato

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Today is a glorious day!

They still aren’t quite done, though…

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SEE. A MADMAN.

What is more insane:

1. Eating a raw potato like an apple.

2. Eating a raw onion like an apple.

I mean I’ve done both but an onion is at least sweet and juicy if you ignore the burning. A potato has nice texture but isn’t as satisfying imo

[potato-murderer]

This should not to 50-50.

What is more insane:

1. Eating a raw potato like an apple.

2. Eating a raw onion like an apple.

I mean I’ve done both but an onion is at least sweet and juicy if you ignore the burning. A potato has nice texture but isn’t as satisfying imo

[potato-murderer]

Oh this is going to be a fun one I see…

Would anyone like to see a big ass potato and the smollest Mop for scale?

[potato-murderer]

I feel like the answer should be quite obvious…

What is more insane:

1. Eating a raw potato like an apple.

2. Eating a raw onion like an apple.

I mean I’ve done both but an onion is at least sweet and juicy if you ignore the burning. A potato has nice texture but isn’t as satisfying imo

[potato-murderer]

Mm yes @doctorpotatomd as a hash brown would be lovely, thank you for the suggestion

Would anyone like to see a big ass potato and the smollest Mop for scale?

[potato-murderer]

YES.

Would anyone like to see a big ass potato and the smollest Mop for scale?

[potato-murderer]

May I have the big ass potato next?

Would anyone like to see a big ass potato and the smollest Mop for scale?

[potato-murderer]

Indeed.

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

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I can offer my services...for free. With pleasure.

woag. i'm sure this character who i've never heard of before in my life would do completely ethical things to me in my Smart Home and that there are not two games entirely based around why this is a bad idea

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Well thank you for the warm welcome...I´ll be staying around for just a while longer. No reason.

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