potato-poll

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Potato (John Green’s dog) vs. Fries

Propaganda under the cut:

Potato (John Green’s dog):

He's just little potato!

Fries:

they're literally the best food in the world

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PotatOS wins!

PotatOS vs. Tortilla Patata

Propaganda under the cut:

PotatOS:

"How are you holding up? Because I'm a potato."

When the murderous psychopath gets reduced to a potato battery with only 1.1 volts <3

she’s my wife she’s a girlboss she’s a villain reluctantly working with the hero because she got put into a potato battery. also the only thing functioning of her robotics is her slow clap processor. she’s so funny. slay queen

Tortilla Patata:

Also called the Spanish Omelette, it is a dish made using potatoes, eggs, onions, and oil. Those ingredients are the prototypical example of the concept of ingredients. If aliens came to Earth and asked what our food is, Tortilla Patata the answer.

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Fries win!

Kawaii Potato vs. Fries

Propaganda under the cut:

Kawaii Potato:

You know the one.

Fries:

they're literally the best food in the world

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Potato (John Green’s dog) wins!

Potato (John Green’s dog) vs. SCP-1689

Propaganda under the cut:

Potato (John Green’s dog):

He's just little potato!

SCP-1689

It seems to be an infinitely bottomless sack of potatoes, but it's actually a portal to the Potato Dimension.

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Tater Spudinski vs. Latkes

Propaganda under the cut:

Tater Spudinski:

He is a couch potato :)

Latkes:

They are perfect, beautiful, delicious, what more could you ask for? All of the best parts of potato-based foods, with no downsides.

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Hash Browns vs. Potitto

Propaganda under the cut:

Hash Browns:

Duh. Best potatoe.

Who else has been there for you in your darkest hour except hash brown?

Potitto:

this potato looks like a pair of boobies and that's extremely funny. more people need to see it

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PotatOS vs. Tortilla Patata

Propaganda under the cut:

PotatOS:

"How are you holding up? Because I'm a potato."

When the murderous psychopath gets reduced to a potato battery with only 1.1 volts <3

she’s my wife she’s a girlboss she’s a villain reluctantly working with the hero because she got put into a potato battery. also the only thing functioning of her robotics is her slow clap processor. she’s so funny. slay queen

Tortilla Patata:

Also called the Spanish Omelette, it is a dish made using potatoes, eggs, onions, and oil. Those ingredients are the prototypical example of the concept of ingredients. If aliens came to Earth and asked what our food is, Tortilla Patata the answer.

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Kawaii Potato vs. Fries

Propaganda under the cut:

Kawaii Potato:

You know the one.

Fries:

they're literally the best food in the world

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Potato (John Green’s dog) vs. SCP-1689

Propaganda under the cut:

Potato (John Green’s dog):

He's just little potato!

SCP-1689

It seems to be an infinitely bottomless sack of potatoes, but it's actually a portal to the Potato Dimension.

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Alright everyone! There have been no new submissions, it’s time to start the poll!

Contestant list:

PotatOS

Tortilla Patata

Tater Spudinski

Hashbrowns

Potitto

SCP-1689

Kawaii Potato

Potato (John Green’s dog)

Fries

Latkes

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GLaDOS’ potato form has been submitted 4 times so far, all under different names. I have never played the game, and don’t know what the most common name is. Also, confirmation on how her name should be capitalized, please.

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Hi! I did not end up running this poll when originally posted, but am back! The 13 potatoes submitted when I was first going to do this don’t have to be resubmitted. Reblogging the original post, which has been edited.

Poll Information

This is a tournament for all potatoes.

A non-exhaustive list of the types of potatoes accepted:

Real modern potatoes

Historical potatoes

Potato dishes

Fictional potatoes

Potato life stages

Potato oc’s

Potatoes that look remarkably like animals

Animals that look remarkably like potatoes

Potato fields

Potato art

And more!

Submission Form:

Currently polls will run one week. Poll will probably start in the beginning of March, depending on number of responses. Polls will last one week, and the tournament is double-elimination. All submissions will be accepted, and the bracket structure will be adjusted based on the number of submissions.

[potato-poll]

Poll Information

This is a tournament for all potatoes.

A non-exhaustive list of the types of potatoes accepted:

Real modern potatoes

Historical potatoes

Potato dishes

Fictional potatoes

Potato life stages

Potato oc’s

Potatoes that look remarkably like animals

Animals that look remarkably like potatoes

Potato fields

Potato art

And more!

Submission Form:

Currently polls will run one week. Poll will probably start in the beginning of March, depending on number of responses. Polls will last one week, and the tournament is double-elimination. All submissions will be accepted, and the bracket structure will be adjusted based on the number of submissions.