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Ronald Stump

Ronald Stump has been elected President of the United Gates of America. The white conservatives of the nation chant, “You can’t stump the Stump!” as President Stump begins his first speech in office. The corn silk he dubs as hair blows in the wind, halfway off his old, pruned head.

The supporters of the fallen hero, Ernie Randers, weep at the losses of today. Under Stumps reign, he will build a big beautiful wall, with a big beautiful door–he claims anyone may enter, but these are cruel lies. Under his reign, the lower and middle classes will succumb to damnation, the same way Stump will as he ogles his daughter.

You can’t stump the Stump.

You can’t stump the Stump.

Under Stumps reign we are all equal, but some are more equal than others.

Democracy is the same tyranny, shared among many people.

The people can’t stump the Stump.

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HIYAAAA! TOH YA!! FIYAAAAAAH!!! MISHON COMPREE

red foxes at the zao fox village in japan

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95 hours per week

A fucking queen

These are the people that conservatives and classists say don’t deserve to earn more than a minimum hourly wage.

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I can retire early AND LIVE OFF NOTHING BUT PIZZA

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oh look my school put up a statue of me

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Is the ocean salty because land doesn’t wave back?

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if you dont like this country, then leave. im fine with forgeigners leaving their own countries to come here -- that is, if they follow the legal procedures set in place for just that. i have a problem with illegal immigrants; not legal immigrants

The same people that say, “If you don’t love this country, then leave.” are usually the same ones that don’t want foreigners to leave their own country and come here.

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@slytherinlock darude - sandstorm

Since everything looks like a youtube comments section, I think it’s time we acted like this is a youtube comments section.

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this means so much to me. so much

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how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

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is there a limit to how many comments will show on the posts now? cos the comment chain seems to go straight down from the original posts instead of kind of to the side not to mention each individual comment takes up way more space than they used to. are we gonna end up with posts with a billion comment we have to scroll past..

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1st Grade Teacher: The Natives taught us to grow crops and we all had thanksgiving! 


6th Grade: we might have kicked the Natives off their land, and for that we are so sorry.


Me: but did you mur-


Teacher: you’ll learn that in high school


12th grade: We killed that one Native and we are so sorry, but the BUFFALOS, WE WERE DICKS FOR THAT!!


College: It was genocide.

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So won’t you say goodnight, so I can say goodbye?

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Is this Twenty One Pilots?