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Chainsaw, on the phone: heeyy Malachite, can I borrow 5000 bucks?

Malachite: Why the hell do you need 5000 bucks?

Chainsaw: For an escape room

Malachite: What kind of escape room costs 5000 dollars?

Chainsaw: …

Chainsaw: Jail

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Journal: Can I take you to my therapist appointment next week?

Mr. Hand: What? Why?

Journal: They think i’m making you up.

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Mr Hand: might fuck around and kin one of you

Mr Hand: who's it gonna be

Journal: are you kinning characters or objects

Mr Hand: you. come closer.

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Knight Helmet: what's it called when hands are bisexual

Journal: do you mean ambidextrous

Knight Helmet: god i'm in love with you

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Cup: i feel bad for fish

Treasure Chest: why?

Cup: damp :(

Treasure Chest: shit girl they sure are

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(apologies in advance ill probably be sending a bunch)

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Knight Helmet: so, what's Journal's type?

Caramel Cube: red hair, kind, oblivious, witty, theater kid

Knight Helmet: sounds kind of like me. Too bad we're just friends.

Caramel Cube: did I mention oblivious?

Knight Helmet: yeah, why?

Caramel Cube: okay, just making sure.

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guys i promise i’ll post like. something i’m just really bad at it

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Malachite: So that’s my plan. Chainsaw: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean. Malachite: No, go ahead, I want to hear it. Chainsaw: It fucking sucks. Malachite: That’s not constructive criticism.

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Malachite: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume? Chainsaw: *chugs entire bottle* Chainsaw: It’s perfume.

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Chainsaw: I can explain. Malachite: Can you? Chainsaw: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

idk if u have posted this one b4 -💎

I haven’t :3

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SORRY for the submission spam i just opened the incorrect quotes generator and need to share it with the world -💎

DW YOU’RE GOOD THE SUBMISSIONS HELP A LOT

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Malachite: Where are you going? Chainsaw: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

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Malachite: Okay, help me please! Chainsaw: Got two words for you. Malachite: I bet they won't be helpful. Chainsaw: Your problem. Malachite: I was right

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Chainsaw: I'm a reverse necromancer. Malachite: Isn't that just killing people? Chainsaw: Ah, technicality.

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Bubble Wrap: Don’t go into the living room!!

Ukulele: Why??

Bubble Wrap: I saw a spider..

Ukulele: Did you get rid of it??

Bubble Wrap: I have 2 arms and it has 8, it’s not fair!!

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Journal: Have you heard the joke about the gaslighter?

Treasure Chest: No..

Journal: Yeah, you have.

Treasure Chest: No i haven’t??

Journal: You’ve literally heard it already!

Treasure Chest: NO I HAVEN’T???????

Journal: YES, YOU HAVE.

Treasure Chest: I DONT KNOW IT??????????????

Journal: You’re crazy.

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so how are we all feeling