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i’m gone. no words.

I NEED some more gun play with wade wilson n maybe a tit job too 😖

you lay on your back, flat on the mattress as wade kneels over you. you’re pressing your tits together with your elbows as he ruts his cock between them. the spit on your chest gives ample lubricant for the slide of skin against skin.

above you, wade fiddles with his new gold plated gun. he loves those things just as much as he loves fucking your tits, so he decided to combine them. he holds the muzzle of the gun to your forehead, but there’s no anger or danger in his eyes. this is just a game for him.

“just lay right there, baby. feels so fuckin’ good. look at your reflection in my gun, it’s so shiny. gorgeous. my two favorite girls right here. is this considered a threesome?”

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ripping my hair out i love him

Deadpool Being A Girl Dad Would Include

-Wade Wilson is the biggest Girl Dad™️ and anyone who disagrees can fight me on it

-Of course, he would have been happy about a boy just as much as a girl but when you came back from a doctor’s appointment to tell him he’d have a daughter he was overjoyed

-When you ask him if he’s crying and tell him how sweet he’s being he just tells you to fuck off and you just hug him tightly

-He buys his daughter so many stuffed toys, going through the whole animal kingdom, then buying unicorns and dinosaurs, too

-He loves painting your daughter's nails and he lets her paint his nails, proudly walking around with his colourful nails and showing off how he matches with his baby girl

-speaking of matching, he will wear clothes that match the ones your daughter is wearing and it won’t matter what colour or motives they have because he’ll gladly wear matching Hello Kitty sweaters just as much as he’ll wear a matching dinosaur shirt

-You have to lecture him on safe sleeping and not letting his daughter sleep in a bed full of stuffed animals

-From the day that he found out he'd have a daughter he was going over names every day, looking them up online, asking his friends about their opinions and overall being very imaginative

-Some of the names were better than others but eventually, you two came to a compromise

(-I personally headcanon his daughter's name to be Bea after Bea Arthur from Golden Girls because in the first Deadpool, he wears a shirt with her face on it, I just needed to share this)

-He adores dressing his daughter in cute outfits, not necessarily in the sense of dressing her in puffy dresses or clothes covered in bows, but in clothes with cute prints

-Wade gets that a baby needs comfortable clothes but that doesn’t mean they can’t have cute kittens on them or be brightly coloured or covered in a glittery print

-He would also totally let his daughter choose what she wants to wear, letting her pick the wildest mix-matched outfits ever

-When his daughter gets old enough to actually understand what books you two are reading to her, he goes out of his way to look for ones with positive female role models

-He buys books where the girl saves the day, where the female characters are strong and independent, where they have agency and big dreams because he wants his daughter to know that she can be anything she wants to be and that she can do that on her own

-That doesn’t mean he isn’t protective because if any bad guys catch wind of the fact that he has a daughter and threatens her, he’ll go ballistic on them

-Spends hours watching Barbie movies with your daughter and then dances around the flat singing along to the songs with her while she pretends to be a princess or fairy

-Wade tries to learn how to do your daughter’s hair and spends countless hours on the internet, looking up tutorials on how to do elaborate hairstyles

-He is always distraught when he can’t get it right and you have to come in and help him

-Totally has tea parties with his daughter and her stuffed animals

-He’ll also be super interested in her hobbies, be it football or ballet, baseball or horseback riding, he will let her talk his ear off about it

-Speaking of ears, when his daughter wants to get her ears pierced he goes with her and lets her sit in his lap so she won’t be afraid but it’s actually him who ends up flinching more than her when he sees her little face scrunch up in pain

-Then he’ll buy her twenty new pairs of earrings while you go on telling him that the piercing needs to heal first and she won’t be able to wear them for another month or so anyway

-Wade is the Dad his daughter's friends feel safe around, and they ask for help if anyone makes them feel uncomfortable or unsafe

-loves watching stereotypical girl shows with her, like My Little Pony or Winx Club

-listens to boybands with her

-has pyjama parties with her where they paint each others' nails, watch romcoms, eat popcorn and do face masks

-Wade is the Dad who loudly cheers his kid on during school functions, big games, dance recitals, you name it and he never misses one of these events

-If he has to show up in full Deadpool gear so he will make it on time then he will

-When his daughter gets older and gets her first period, he panics a little but when you sit down to talk to her about it he is there to reassure her, too

-never embarrassed to buy pads or tampons for his daughter and brings home her favourite sweets to make her feel better

-imagine him standing at the cash register in full Deadpool getup buying menstrual products and chocolate for her

-he is also very good at getting blood out of clothes, so that comes in handy, too

-he will teach her self-defence, showing her all the ways she can protect herself, verbally and physically

-insanely proud when she managed to take him down and slam him onto the floor

-isn't the biggest fan of going shopping but will do the stereotypical dad thing where he sits down and lets his daughter put on a full fashion show to show off her new clothes

-he knows what it's like to feel insecure about your looks so if his daughter ever feels insecure or not pretty enough he will actually sit down to have a serious talk with her and tell her how beautiful he thinks she is

-has the sweetest nicknames for her, from regular ones like "Honey" to things like "Light of my Life" or "My Little Princess"

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so many logan fics not enough wade ones 😕 ofc it’s fun to write my own but it doesn’t hit the same lmfaooooo

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i need to make a masterlist 🥸 + more silly little blurbs bc i just rewatched the first deadpool (comfort movie)

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Jo. You asked I deliver 🤍🤍🤍

What about first kiss with wade that turns into first EVERYTHING. basically everything sexual lmaooooo. 🥹🥹🥹🥹

MDNI 18+ content ; shy/innocent fem!reader, corruption kink, fingering, lots of pet names, i'm ovulating can you tell?

tysm for the request angel !!! this is part one bc i got kinda stuck lol :P part two soon <333

losing your innocence to wade pt. 1

as much as wade teases and makes lewd jokes, he practiced an astonishing amount of patience when it came to your lack of sexual experience. he respected your boundaries (to some extent). of course, there was the occasional peek at your ass or 'accidental' boner while you cuddled on the couch. he couldn't help it. you were the most enticing thing to him and it drove him fucking mad. he was so used to immediate sex after (or during) the first date, but you really have thrown him for a loop. just as he's about to get close to you, you stop him.

"not yet..." you'll whisper with a little sheepish giggle. if it was any other girl, this would piss him the fuck off. the blue balls alone had him fighting internal demons. but that's the thing. you weren't just 'some girl'. there was something about this whole dynamic that kept wade insatiably hooked. he got to look at everything he couldn't touch and for some fucked up reason he was obsessed with how painful it was.

lucky for him, tonight he gets to look and touch.

you and him were currently snuggled up on the couch watching a random movie neither of you were really into. he had just got back from a mission, suit a little tattered and adrenaline through the roof.

"um, wade?" you ask shakily, pausing the movie and sitting up to face him.

he mirrors your posture so that you know you have his full attention. "somethin' wrong, sweets?" a gloved hand goes to your thigh, soothingly rubbing the skin your sleep shorts didn't cover.

you were trying to find the right words, opening your mouth to speak and closing it several times before huffing, clearly frustrated with yourself. little did he know, you were just has horny has he constantly was. you were simply better at hiding it. but not tonight. you physically couldn't wait any longer. albeit dramatic, you throw yourself at wade, straddling his lap and kissing him above the mask.

he doesn't deny you, but he's definitely shocked. "woah, woah, hey..." his hands find the sides of your face, leaning back as he catches his breath.

for a moment, you take his surprised state personally, feeling stupid and embarrassed. "sorry, that was stupid. i-" stumbling, you start to get off of him, but he firmly plants your hips back down on top of him.

"ah, ah, ah," he tuts, "where d'you think you're going, baby?" he peals his mask up just above the tip of his nose so you can see his mouth. "just thought your first kiss should be with an actual mouth."

you giggle, getting comfortable on his lap again. "oh yeah, right."

"alright, baby, take two. lights...camera..." he whispers, cupping your face and pulling you into a heated kiss, not caring to finish his sentence.

you're not sure what takes over, but your hips start to rock against him. the rough material of his suit against your skin feels so good. judging by the erection you start to feel beneath you, he's feeling good too.

"ohhhh, i see," wade muses, noticing how you desperately chase the friction between you two, "you wanna try me on for size, pumpkin?" he asks, but it's clearly rhetorical because he doesn't wait for a response, gripping your hips and rocking you back and forth against his bulge.

"shit, wade..." you mumble, as the bunched up fabric of his suit hits your clit just right. the sensation was new, but you were hooked, wanting-craving more.

"just wait, baby. haven't even gotten to the main course." he teases, pealing his mask back down before picking you up and walking to your bedroom. his brash action elicits a squeal from you as he quickly kicks the door open and places you gently on the bed. this is new for him, the whole 'slow and gentle thing', but there is something so undeniably hot about how you watch his every move wide-eyed and innocent. he can see your chest rise and fall as he crawls on the bed, resting on his knees between your legs. "mind if i pop the hood, see what i'm workin' with, doll-face?"

eagerly, you nod, chewing your lip with anticipation. with your approval, he doesn't waste a goddamn second, tugging down your shorts to reveal a lacy pair of black panties. if that wasn't enough to get him going, the burgundy little bow in the center definitely is.

"black and red...like your suit." you whisper out shyly, praying he doesn't think it's too much.

"jesus h. christ, baby, i'm hard as a fuckin' rock." he says bluntly, toying with the fabric, "look at you-fuck, look at you...." he starts to thumb your clit over the fabric, your arousal dampening the area more and more by the second. "ah, dry cleaning bill is gonna be a nightmare, but fuck it." he says, more to himself than you, as his pulls your panties down and circles your weeping entrance with his gloved finger.

"oh-" your hips jerk at the new feeling, back lifting off the bed as his digit sinks inside you.

"so tight, sweet thing." he clicks his tongue, trying to stretch you out with another finger, "can't believe i'm the lucky bastard that gets to do this to you for the first time..." wade shakes his head to himself with a chuckle, curling two fingers inside of you.

his skillful prodding has you soaked, biting your lip as you gazed at him flushed. you needed more and quickly.

wade notes your impatience, pulling his fingers out and examining how your arousal dripped down his glove onto the sheets, "huh, well would'ya look at that, pumpkin....someone's excited."

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soft wade ☹️<3

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thinking about you finally getting wade to go out with you in public as himself, no mask or deadpool suit, no wigs, no nothing. just him.

maybe he's taking you out to dinner. you're wearing your pretty dress that you know he loves, and he's dressed up a bit too, maybe in a button down (that he'd asked you to iron, saying he wasn't "built for that" -- whatever that means), but still wearing his 'comfort hoodie', as he liked to call it.

you're giddy, a grin plastered on your face as you walk with your left hand entwined in wade's right, your arm wrapped around his as you sway your hands back and forth.

but, of course, some people just have to be assholes, and a group of men walk past you two, a few of them whistling lowly at you, causing you to grip onto wade's hand tighter and press yourself into him, before their attention is turned to him.

they all burst into a chorus of laughter, and one of them blurts out, "..shit, man! what did you do to score a babe like this," the man gestures to you, smiling sickeningly, "what's wrong with your face, dude? you got fuckin' cancer or something?"

and suddenly wade's smile and cheerfulness is gone, replaced by shame and anxiety as he pulls the hood of his jumper up, tightening the drawstrings.

he speaks in the quietest little voice you've ever heard, "...yeah".

your heart breaks, your cheeks pink with anger as you try and ignore the men, though they keep walking next to you as you try and walk away, squeezing wade's hand.

you stop in your tracks as you hear more comments being made amongst the men, dropping wade's hand and pointing your finger at them accusingly, and you just start tearing fucking strips off of them.

you spit words of anger at the men, shouting "who the fuck raised you?", before you feel wade grabbing at your waist from behind, trying to pull you away as you furiously berate the men until they walk away, tails between their legs.

you turn back to wade, cheeks red and breathes heavy, but your face softens when you look at him.

"..can we please just.. go home?" wade murmurs from beneath his hoodie, and your heart shatters even more. you nod, grabbing his hand and squeezing softly as you begin to walk back to your apartment.

when you get home, wade heads straight to the bedroom. you follow close behind, after taking your shoes and coat off, seeing him sitting on the bed, holding a pillow to his chest.

you sit on the bed near his feet, unlacing his sneakers and tossing them over near the closet.

"m'sorry you had to deal with that, baby." you speak softly.

at the same time, he says, "i'm sorry i look like this."

your brows furrow as your brain comprehends what he's said, and you feel the sudden urge to burst into tears. you crawl up the bed, straddling his waist and prying his hands off of his where they rest on his face, holding his face in your hands as your thumbs brush over the skin of his cheeks.

"..baby," your voice is soft, barely above a whisper, "look at me."

he does, and you can see the tears glossing his eyes, though he's got the hoodie pulled so tightly that you can barely see his face.

"don't ever say that, okay?" you take your hands off of his cheeks to push the hoodie off of his head, exposing his face to you, before returning your hands to his cheeks.

"i love you, wade... so fucking much." you press a quick kiss to wade's lips, before pressing one to his nose, "you are so handsome, baby."

you use the pointer finger of your left hand to softly trace the jagged skin of wade's face, the grooves familiar under your touch.

you lean forward, pressing soft kisses all over wade's face. a kiss to his cheeks leaves a salty wetness on your lips, and you pull away to see that he's let his tears fall, his lips turning down at the corners.

"i know you're lying to try and make me feel better, but thanks princess," wade's typical self-deprecating tone cuts through the air.

"baby, m'serious" you coo, wrapping your arms around him and pulling him forward, into your chest. you rub his back soothingly, pressing soft kisses to the top of his head, before pulling him back, holding his face in your hands.

he looks up at you, searching your eyes for anything that says you're lying, that you agree with the men on the street, that he's as gross as he thinks he is. but he comes up empty, instead taken by the sheer adoration and love that you gaze at him with.

"do you really think i'd be with someone ugly? im ridiculously shallow, you know this about me." you joke lightly, continuing to trace your fingers over the skin on his face.

you're smiling down at him, thumbs softly rubbing the tear streaks on his cheeks away before you lean forward to press your lips to his. he melts into the kiss, his hands coming up to tangle in your hair, pulling you deeper into him.

you pull away, sliding down on his lap so that you can rest your head on his chest. you lay, listening to his heartbeat and moving slowly up and down with his breaths. you're holding his hands to your chest, pressing soft kisses to his knuckles and joints.

"i wish you saw yourself how i see you," you murmur against his skin, squeezing his hands between yours. he presses a kiss to the top of your head, but doesn't reply.

on your next date night, wade insists you two go out, despite your uncertainty after last time.

"baby, i don't want to force you out of your comfort zone," you say as wade drags you up off the couch, pushing you to the bedroom where he's laid out the dress he wants you to wear tonight. you can't help but smile at the image of him trying to find you an outfit that you'd like.

"doll-face, c'mon, just get dressed okay? i appreciate your concern but... i wanna go out and show off my beautiful girlfriend, yeah? show everyone that someone with a face like this," he gestures to himself, making a silly face, " can score a babe like this," and he points to you, quoting the men on the street from the last time you'd gone out.

you can't help but giggle, your heart swelling with pride and adoration as you walk over and press a kiss to wade's cheek. he's grinning, in a button up and jeans, and you notice that he hasn't got the hoodie on.

when you get home later that night, after getting into your pajamas and cuddling up in bed, bellys full of your favourite food and ice cream from the parlour down the street, you point out he's lack of hoodie, and wade smiles, taking your hand and bringing it up to his mouth.

"i've come to realise, my beautiful pookie-bear, that i actually do not give a fuck what other people think. you're the only one that matters to me, and now i know i've got you to absolutely obliterate anyone who even dares make fun of my ugly mug, anyway."

you scold him for his word choice, but your heart swells anway.

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i’m cooking yall i promise

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i second this.

I think Wade would high five you after you suck him off

oh he absolutely would.

“that was fucking awesome, cupcake. sucked the soul right outta my body. that thing you did with your tongue- fucking incredible. gimmie five!”

he’d also want a high five after he does oral on you. he has a praise kink but it’s a little unconventional.

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horny on a crisp tuesday afternoon

Can I request Wade finding out his female s/o squirts please?

minors dni !! this is 17+ nsfw material !!!

please reblog if you like it!

word count: 1.3k

warnings: squirting, oral (f receiving), fingering, dirty talk (its the merc with the mouth, what do you expect?)

a/n: had a bit of writers block this week but wanted to post this!!! thank you so much for the request! <3 also im sorry my tags aren't working & tumblr is only letting me tag some people in my taglist! im sorry :(

There's no denying it, Wade likes it dirty. So the first time he makes you squirt, he's fucking ecstatic.

He's got you in nothing but his over-sized shirt, on your back, legs suspended in the air, a pillow beneath your hips as he runs his fingers teasingly along your slit, his fingers coming up glistening with slick.

He's already made you cum twice, your juices smearing up the inside of your thighs as Wade overstimulates you, a single finger circling your bud gently.

"So wet for me, angel, and only made you cum, what, twice?" he teases, bringing his hand up to his face and popping his fingers into his mouth, moaning exaggeratedly, his eyes rolling back into his head comically. You giggle at his theatrics, pushing his bare shoulder playfully with your foot.

He grins at you, grabbing your ankle before you can pull your foot away, and leans down, pressing a deep kiss to your lips. You can taste yourself on his tongue, and you moan softly, hips bucking off the bed slightly.

He pulls away, pressing a ticklish kiss to the sole of your foot, pulling a giggle from your lips. He smiles against your skin, trailing kisses up your leg before he reaches your glistening pussy. He groans at the sight, using both his hands to spread your lips apart before pressing an open mouthed kiss right on your clit.

You let out a loud moan at the sudden contact, hips bucking up off the bed. Wade tuts, pushing your hips back down as he presses open-mouthed kisses to your inner thighs.

One of his hands stays thrown across your lower abdomen, holding you down gently, the other coming down to spread your lips apart, allowing him to lick a strip from your dripping hole to the top, his tongue circling around your clit harshly.

You whine, brows furrowing as he holds your hips down onto the bed, soft pants and moans slipping from your lips as he begins lapping at your pussy, his hand holding you open slowly moving down.

You feel him tease a single digit at your entrance, and whine impatiently, one of your hands coming down to grab the back of Wade's head, pushing his mouth onto your cock.

You hear a loud slurp, your hips jolting as Wade sucks at your clit, pushing a single digit into your well-fucked-out hole. You whine, trying to roll your hips and press his finger deeper into you.

"...S'not enough," you whimper, nails scratching Wade's head as you try and press him deeper into your cunt, a wet noise sounding from your pussy as he lazily fingers you with one finger.

Wade pulls off of your pussy, lips and chin shining with your juices, a sly smirk on his face.

"..Y'want more do ya, baby?" he asks, voice full of faux pity as he stills the pumps of his singular digit, pulling it out completely, making it so he's not touching you at all.

You feel as though you could cry, and you whimper, trying to blink away the tears in your eyes, a mix of overstimulation and desperation. Wade looks up at you from where his face is hovering mere millimetres from your cunt, eyes softening at your red cheeks and teary eyes.

"Oh, my princess," he coos in faux-pity, pressing a wet kiss to the inside of your right thigh, sucking gently, "What'dya need, angel?"

He teases two fingers through your slit again, collecting your wetness on his middle and ring finger.

You whine, eyes shut tight as you try and muster the means to speak.

"...Need...Fuck--"

You're interrupted by Wade blowing a gust of cold air over your pussy, the muscles in your stomach tightening as goosebumps bloom on the skin of your thighs. He chuckles from between your legs, continuing to press soft, open-mouthed kisses to the inside of your thighs.

You whine, hips bucking up, and Wade pushes them back down with an arm across your waist, but takes mercy on you, pressing his hot mouth to your clit in a sloppy kiss. You jolt, moaning softly.

Without warning, Wade slips his middle and pointer finger into you, curling upwards. Your head is thrown back, and he brings quickens the pace of his fingers, your slick dripping down his chin as he easily adds a third finger.

You keen loudly, shaky thighs instinctually closing around Wade's head and hand as he laps at your cunt, his index, pointer, and ring fingers curling perfectly inside you, rubbing your spot just right.

You feel a pressure building in your belly, one of your hands playing with your nipples as you bring the other down to grip onto Wades arm on your stomach. He grabs your hand without looking, squeezing softly, before applying pressure to your lower stomach.

"...Oh...Fuck! ...Shit!" You moan, eyes squeezed shut as your back arches off the bad at a particularly harsh swirl of Wade's tongue on your clit. Wade feels your walls clench around his fingers and keeps his pace, continuing the subtle curl of his fingers inside you.

Slurping sounds fill the room, mixed with your high-pitched moans as the tension builds more and more in your belly. Wade suckles at your clit as you fist the bedsheets in your hand, the other still tugging harshly on your nipples.

You feel your stomach tighten and your thighs clench impossibly hard around Wade's head as the coil in your stomach snaps, your back arching up off the bed with the help of the pillow beneath your ass. Wade swirls his tongue over your clit at a rapid pace, curling his fingers hard before he feels you gush over his hand.

"Oh shit! Oh shit!" You exclaim, toes curling as they dangle over Wade's shoulders. Your eyes roll back in your head, and your brain goes fuzzy as you feel yourself cumming.

He groans against your pussy, pulling his hand out and his face away, bringing his hand up to play with your clit as he watches you squirt all over him and the bed.

His eyes are wide in bewilderment as he watches you soak him, "..Shit, baby.. y'gushin like fucking Old Faithful all over me.."

You're almost in a comatose state as he grins up at you, fucking giddy with excitement. You're laying back on the bed, chest heaving up and down quickly as you try and regain your breathe. You muster the strength to reach down and push Wade's hand off your cunt, whining at the overstimulation.

Wade chuckles, pressing an affectionate pat to your puffy clit before retracting himself completely. You groan softly, pushing him away from your pussy but trying to pull him up the bed towards your face.

He obliges, crawling up the bed to you and leaning against the head of the bed, pulling you to lean your head on his chest.

You sigh contently, a soft smile on your face as you look up at Wade through bleary eyes before nestling your cheek into his peck, exhaustion finding a quick home in your body, your bones and muscles feeling loose and jiggly.

Wade cards a hand through your head, pressing a kiss to the top of your head, "Can't believe you just fuckin' squirted, hotstuff," he speaks, and you can hear the smile in his voice as he shakes his head in disbelief.

You giggle against his chest, "..felt so weird."

Wade laughs above you and you hear it rumble in his chest, his hand still carding through your hair affectionately.

"M'not gonna lie, I thought you were just straight up fuckin' pissing for a second." You laugh at this, mustering the energy to playfully slap Wade's bare chest.

"But you better be ready, doll-face," Wade deepends his voice, leaning to whisper right in your ear, sending shivers down your spine, "m'gonna be gettin' you to do that all the fuckin' time."

You don't reply, but Wade knows he won't be getting any complaints from you when he sees your thighs rub together as you hide your face against his chest.

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craving requests PLS im so bored 😞

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the wifi in my new apartment sucks so bad but that won’t stop my horny ass from posting! 🍰

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i’m gonna pass out chat

hi hi honestly love your work to death truly! it’s absolutely amazing. i was thinking about deadpool (he’s the loml, think about him daily) but imagine shutting him up by riding his face. feel like he’d still find a way to talk but yeah. no pressure! MWAH!

this post is 18+, minors dni.

cw for impact play (?), reader slaps him, lots of degradation towards wade

It's somewhere between Wade's sixtieth and sixty-first quip of the night, something inside of you snaps and your hand connects roughly to his masked face.

"Fuck, do you ever shut up?" You waste no time in bunching your hand into the fabric of his mask, nails scraping painfully against his nose though the mask doesn't budge. He yelps, either in pain, surprise, or some lustful mixture of the two, and you drag his face sideways so that you can shove him down onto the mattress.

"Woah, usually I have to pay extra for this treatment," Wade jokes, and your desire to shut him up has you straddling his face roughly- no warning, no mercy. Your sex presses hot and heavy against his mask, and you can already feel his tongue scraping desperately against the fabric that separates your skin from his.

"You're so fucking annoying," You seethe, keeping a hand on his head while you begin grinding your hips over his face, paying particular attention to his mouth and nose so that he can't speak, "If I have to hear one more of your stupid, shitty frat jokes, I'll spear myself with your sword."

"I was planning on-" Wade's voice chokes out as you squeeze your legs together, but he stutters out the remaining syllables, "Spearing you with my sword already, hot stuff."

"You're not." You grind roughly against his face, nearly smothering him, "Fucking." Another roll of your hips, more writhing as Wade attempts to access your warm, wet cunt, "Funny. You're a loser. You're fucking lucky you're getting this close to my pussy, and you're wasting the time reciting a dad joke book that kids get for Father's Day when they can't be bothered to find out what their dad actually likes."

"You're- right." Wade grits, greedy hands grabbing for your ass as you ride his face, "Never liked my dad. Got him three copies of those things over the years. He did not appreciate the one about the-"

"I'm gonna fucking kill you," You vow, rage in your voice as brutal as the way your hips smother his face, "I'm gonna choke you, and I'm gonna leave your useless body in a pig pen- they don't leave evidence. They'll tear you apart in seconds."

"Call that a- agh! Colla-boar-ation," Wade gasps, fighting for air as your thighs grip his head tightly, "Page 74 in the book!"

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yeah 💔

this part has me feral guys you don't understand RAHHHHH

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MDNI 18+ content ; fem!reader, violence, stalking, nudity, masturbation, wade being a perv but what else is new?

thinking about wade and clueless civilian!reader….

he watches her from the rooftops as she walks home late at night, clutching her purse closely to her chest, her heels clicking against the cement of the city streets late at night, every night, like clockwork; he's there.

he feels the bulge beneath his suit grow at the sight of her getting ready for bed. he stares unashamedly from the fire escape as she rids herself of her clothes, now only in a pair of frilly white lace panties and a conveniently (for him) see-through matching tank top.

he has her whereabouts memorized so he knows exactly where she is at any given moment. he watches who she talks to, who checks her out unbeknownst to her, who follows her as she blasts music through her earbuds and sips her overpriced, way-too-sugary coffee. lucky for her, wade's always there to make sure no one lays a hand atop her oblivious little head. even if that means the perpetrator 'accidentally' gets their throat slit fruit ninja-style in an alleyway or 'just so happens' to walk into a garbage truck compactor. anything to protect his little angel.

he nearly breaks through her window to offer a helping hand (pun intended) as she plays with herself relentlessly under the covers, biting her glossy lip, and letting whines and whimpers fill her room as loud as she wants because—after all, no one's around to hear her....

right?

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god bless

note sorry this is so short :/

♱ ‧₊˚ wade wilson wasn’t the sharing type. he practically gatekept you, despite your ill-defined relationship suggesting he act otherwise. this changed when he brought home logan howlett. content warning threesome.

“fuck, yeah, baby, you’re taking it just like i taught you to,” he grunts from above you, legs spread and hands tied in your hair while his new friend spears you apart from behind. you feel like you’re on fire, the feeling of logan’s cock a whole new, eye-rolling experience. you can hear him moaning softly behind you, fingers dipping to catch a feel of the wet mess you’re dripping all over him and the sheets, his large hands on your hips forcing you to really take him. he’d bottomed out a long time ago, but you still felt the sting of the stretch amidst the pleasure that had you drooling all over wade’s lap, cheek pressed to his suited thigh and lips chasing to keep his dick in your mouth despite the brute force pulling you off of him each time. a limp hand remains wrapped around his base, failing to keep up a pace that’ll keep him satisfied-- but he doesn’t care. not with your tear stricken face, red and puffy and fucked out pretty like he loves, wide eyes staring up at him like he’s never seen before. 

you’d known wade for years prior to your current arrangement. a close friend and occasional fuck that you’d kept around and close for reasons being, well, nothing other than that the manchild was adamantly clingy. and that he came with his perks. a good 8 inches of them. and he was hellbent on making sure if you needed a fix, some good loving, some quality time— it was him you’d go to. that type of bond makes a man, for lack of better words, possessive, as he describes it. he did not share. but in an odd way, his relationship with logan was the same-- and so when he came to you, pleading, c’mon, cupcake, he needs it! i’ll never ask you to do it again!, you had no choice but to give the new guy a chance. wade doesn’t light up about a lot of things, and sex happens to be one of them. so you concede. 

now, you’re a babbling mess for the two. logan draws out hoarse, animalistic moans from deep back in your throat that has wade cooing faux-sympathy to your ringing ears. little oh, oh, oh’s emit from your swollen lips and wade nods knowingly, smiling from the fat tears that drop from your eyes as he readies you once more, “let’s go, girlie,” he chips in, ignoring your whines of protest as he pulls you up from his thigh to force your head back down on his length, holding you there until you’re a slutty, gagging mess, head dizzying from the lack of air, “what d’you think, big guy? she as good as i promised?” 

the latter tightens his grip on your hips, slowing down his thrusts only to gather himself before spitting cruelly down where you connect, head cocking to the side as he looks up, annoyed. 

“don’t talk. you’ll ruin this for me.” the message is received, wade frowning slightly before turning his attention back to you, bending to meet your ear so he can whisper, i told you, he’s grumpy. you moan around him, desperate for him to pull you off before you pass out-- god help you, and so he does; pulling you up with a lewd pop, releasing your head from his hands so he can sit back and watch you recover, saliva the only thing connecting you to his flagpole of a cock. gasping, you choke out his name which coincides with a long, drawn out moan, courtesy of logan behind you, adjusting himself so he can sit even deeper inside of you, dick massaging your insides. “wade-- wade,” is all you can manage, your head a spiraling mess as you slowly edge towards climax for the third time that night. before he can reply, conjure up some sly, mean comment, you feel the cold air breeze against your hips where logan’s hands once were, and your head is yanked up so all you see is his face. 

“who’s fucking you, huh? wade?” he mocks into your face, lips curled as he slows himself once again to pound into you harder, punching each word with each thrust. wade groans a barely audible fuck, yes from in front of you, his cock fisted in his hand while he watches. 

“say it.” “oh, god-- you--” he tuts, tightening his grasp on your hair, “you, logan, logan--” he reels back once he’s satisfied, watching your ass bounce with each impact of his pelvis on yours, the pornagraphic sound of his balls slapping against your swollen little clit, and he smirks. he feels you getting close, he knows you’re almost there again, and he’ll never admit it, but he’s so grateful wade’s suggested this. he’s encouraging you both from his spot on the bed, his cock leaking and red and throbbing as he inches closer in tandem with you two, and his voice sounds itself, “you’re gonna cum again, aren’t you?”, he knows from the heightened pitch of your voice, “good, good, gonna show my friend how you can put that mouth to use next.”

[pr1ncessjo]

opinions on deadpool's manspread in the honda odyssey!! i need this man so bad it's not even funny anymore

OMFG DONT GET ME STARTED-

seeing that scene in theaters permanently changed me as a person im not kidding....the little "'c'mere" motion he does with his fingers ???? the MANSPREAD??? i wanted to lunge at the screen full force and sit on his lap and ride his thigh 🙇‍♀️

ALSO HI I LOVE UR ACC SM <333 !!!

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hi guys !! im switching gears a bit on here due to the current and aggressive deadpool brain rot i've been having since seeing the new movie so PLEASE SEND REQ'S, THOUGHTS, ETC ETC i need moots to yap with :3