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why the fuck was he kinda cooking with that bumpersticker
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its not a greentext but can we all agree the capra demon post is the best 4chan post
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Intimate bedroom talk💕
Comm for @duketibbitswaifu !
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Saw a video of a zombie cicada the other day. It was moving despite missing most of its body. Crazy shit.
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Some of you would gladly wear a button that, when pressed, makes you feel incredible pain. And instead of removing the button from view, you allow others to walk up and press it until you acquiesce. Call it a super power, even.
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Shockwire is a good band
#yall know before MO legalized I was speeding to IL and driving the speed limit on the way back#yall hecking know#lmao
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Happy Mermay! 🦈 My fuckbois, Hunter and Chase, are back. | More Hunter and Chase | Nsfw
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*white knuckling the bathroom sink* do NOT infodump ppl about the fact that the first spn fic was a wincest one and that it was posted mere hours after the pilot and that the founder of ao3 was a wincestie and that the first fic on ao3 was wincest too and that the omegaverse as we know it was created by wincest shippers for jared/jensen fics *pointing at myself in the mirror with a shaky hand* ppl will think you're weird and off-putting you need to control yourself–
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there's been a couple times that i've gone to the local sex club and every time i was at an event there was one man just fully naked walking around. same guy every time. hog like a hoagie roll when flaccid and he was always flaccid. anyway at one of the less populated events i got to sit and talk with him and he told me that he told me he was always naked because, despite it being a sex club, people still don't know when it's 'okay' to start getting into it and he decided he'd be the one thing to break the ice and make everybody comfortable, because you know you can start doing whatever you wanna do when there's just a naked guy walking around. he then asked if i wanted a silicone copy of his dick for my strap. never in my life have i felt such an instant respect for a person.
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