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"I take all your recommendations seriously! I wanna know why you like stuff." - June 2025 Very fond of Janine and Gregory's relationship that reminds me a lot of Ben and Leslie's (thank you, Quinta Brunson). Although I did not love colouring their festive onesies, I chose this screenshot because they were surrounded by pink and yellow Christmas lights and you can see them reflected on their skin!

I finished this a few weeks ago, but I couldn't bring myself to post it, because I couldn't see the point. I'm tired of algorithms and not motivated to share. I used to make friends through socials because I could find people who loved the same things I loved; now I can't even find something I'm searching for on purpose. I hope I can still somehow reach other kindred spirits... Even by mistake.

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+ bonus:

He's Your Dog, Charlie Brown (1968) dir. Bill Melendez

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YORKIE AND KELLY | Black Mirror – 3.04 “San Junipero”

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hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

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Which keysmash speaks to you the most: lowercase edition!

fjwkcjahxuaj

djsbsbhxans

aldnajajab

ajhskansbaj

landhaksbs

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Hope? Yeah. Rebellions are built on hope.

ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY (2016) dir. Gareth Edwards

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me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what's that you've got in your mouth

fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))

me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!

fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*

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spin this wheel of all the pokemon. you now have to fight this pokemon. just you and it, bare-knuckle

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Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That's who's trying to protect you.

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COWBOYS ARE FREQUENTLY SECRETLY FOND OF EACH OTHER (2024) orville peck & willie nelson dir. ben prince

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HAPPY NEW YEAR, CHARLIE BROWN! (1986), dir. Bill Melendez & Sam Jaimes

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get to know me meme >> Favorite Relationships [34?] Kevin & Chiron (Moonlight)

You're the only man who's ever touched me. You're the only one. I haven't really touched anyone since.

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This is 100% for the purpose of bragging that I had some Carolina Reaper hot sauce and survived/even enjoyed it, yes

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I don’t know why but I have this vivid scene in my head of post war Hawkeye grocery shopping in Crabapple Cove and blatantly talking out loud to himself. When anyone makes eye contact he talks right to them then carries on around the store. Like having a commentary on everything everywhere never left him even though he doesn’t have the war to complain about or someone always at his elbow to complain to.

One of the people he went to school with sees him and comes home to their partner like “I saw Hawkeye Pierce today, and I think he’s really lost it. Such a shame, you know he was always a little strange but he was always so funny! He’d say the oddest thing but it always made you laugh. I wonder what happened to him.”

And he’s the same. He’s literally the same guy but it’s just not funny anymore.

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ABBOTT ELEMENTARY 4.08 – Winter Break

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From anon's observation, the dominant attitude on tumblr is of the "ew sportsball" variety, but they're curious how many people feel strongly about that or just don't care, and if there are many American football fans on here.

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