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Honest to god Titans Tower is probably the funniest thing that's ever happened in comics to me? Like, there's so much to unpack here it's insane?? The tear-away stripper Red Hood costume? The knock-off Robin costume with the stupid ass yellow tights that somehow looks worse than if Jason just rocked the bare thighs? The way Jason is drawn like he is fully 35 with two stepkids and a mortgage? Jason inventing fanfiction about Tim and Bruce's relationship in his head because he refuses to believe Tim actually stalked his way into being Robin?? Trying to mimic his crowbar death by beating Tim with his own staff but I as a reader am entirely unable to take it seriously because of those stupid fucking tights-

And then you get to Tim's side of things and he says like, all of 5 things the entire time and three of them are a coded 'fuck you'. He has absolutely no time or respect for Jason's pity party and it's actually hysterical because Jason cannot stop yapping. Meanwhile, Tim is like, definitely losing the fight which makes it funnier?? Then the ending?? Jason scrawling "Jason Todd was here" on the wall in blood (or red paint meant to look like blood, up in the air) and signing it with a handprint like he's a middle schooler who just discovered Creepypasta???? Ripping the 'R' off Tim's costume when he's literally already unconscious?? Zipping away from the scene thinking "damn I actually like that kid, wish I had friends tbh"??

And then it's literally never brought up again.

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me: ya know i can't really tell if my meds are working

me, being two days off them: oooh i'm noticing oH I'm NOTICING

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Women want one thing and it's quite obvious, A large affordable interconnected North American Rail Network

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me: robin is about jason todd. robin is about sasuke. robin is about jason todd. robin is about sasuke. robin is about jason todd. robin is about sasuke. robin is ab--

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So glad I have the tortured poets department enjoyer gene

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ethan hawke in a taylor swift music vid???

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“I’m having his baby! No I’m not, but you should see your faces!”

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oh yes I was right, the tortures poets department is about to become my entire personality

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robin by taylor swift is just the ending scene of under the red hood with little jason all excited to be robin, but in song form

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the roller coaster of emotions going from listening to robin the who's afraid of little old me? while thinking about jason todd is a wild ride and now I'm crying

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@13thdoodle I love your DP Phantasy AU so I had to draw my boi in armor AND a hood

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wait the new Nancy Drew game is real and not just an elaborate fake-out to cover for HERInteractive's inevitable closure????

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(having mildly hard time drawing) i hate doing this shit i’m never doing it again (having mildly fun time drawing) i love this shit it’s what i was born to do (having mildly hard time drawing) i hate this shi

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zelink wip b/c i'm so in love with tears of the kingdom and ya girl has found her art groove once more

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Spedran this for the anniversary! Can't believe Danny Phantom is 20 years old.

It's been very cathartic to me to be honest to see a show about a character who can't keep up with everything in his life, but he keeps trying anyway. It helps with that neat autistic burnout.

Happy anniversary Danny. You did good. I hope you got to visit the moon.

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