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There is a... celebration day? For mothers?

Well, I suppose I don't qualify. How nice.

What's Mother's Day? I saw it on a calendar for next month.

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Pelipper mail!

Here's you blond himbo back! (Link)

oh goddess hylia that is a hell of a cramped ride

Welcome back! I commend your method of defeating Team Break. Also you are not to let go of Zelda until she does so first.

Zelda im fine don't worryyyy

Ren told me I probably have separation anxiety and now that I dwell on it, that actually makes a lot of sense. That being said, no. I will worry.

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Link is in Fluff's world and threatened Team Break, who was threatening Fluff, with the Master Sword. So that's... something.

He succeeded!

Not sure when he's coming back, though...

It seemed prudent to spend the rest of yesterday offline after... yet another ocean dream. I would like to stop receiving ocean dreams. Please cease sending them to me.

With that aside... I hope I did not miss anything important?

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[A video is attached, from Link's Rotom Phone. Link stands with Koshia and Fi by his side in front of a disoriented Fluff, who is being supported by Lola (and whose face is blurred out by Rotom's editing) and before the squad of Team Break members.

"Aw dist, we gotta deal with more of 'em now?" one of them complains, but another waves them down.

"Whatever, dude, just attack!"

"Teleport," and the two Ralts vanish. "Confuse them."

Fi hits the Zubat and the other opponents with a Confusion as Koshia sets up a Double team, surrounding every enemy with a ring of illusory Ralts. Rotom catches a sudden movement behind Link— a Dusclops leaping out of the shadows to subdue him, but he whips around and blocks the impact with his shield. He parries the hit and knocks Dusclops back perhaps with more force than needed.

"What the fuck, man?!" Dusclops's trainer cries.

"No foul play," Link says with a quiet but cold voice.

"Did you just use a McFuckin' shield," Fluff mumbles.

Koshia and Fi cry out, skidding in the dirt, and Rotom flicks the attention back to the main battle. They've done a number on Team Break's Pokemon, who have been reduced to three, but even still do the exhausted Pokemon stagger up and launch at each other— before Link unsheathes the Master Sword and Team Break collectively yelps.

"Stop."

And they stop.

"I'm not gonna stab anyone," he promises. "But I do know how to use the blunt side."

They are completely frozen in place as they stare at him.

"So stop getting all of our Pokemon hurt over this and leave Fluff alone." As if on cue, a glint of sunlight flashes across the blade. The tense silence reigns for a few more moments, until one of the Team Break members breaks the silence.

"I'm too sleep-deprived for this shit," they grumble. "Let's just go before the himbo changes their mind and we end up bleeding out on the grass."

The four members recall their Pokemon, turn tail, and run. Lola can be seen also staring up at Link from her spot.

"Hi. What the shit?" Fluff deadpans, and the video ends.]

Pelipper mail!

One blond swordsperson twink assistant coming right up! (Link)

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[Audio file begins:

“Where the hell did that bird even come from?”

“Reinforcemen— oh shit, what the fuck?”

Fluff, closer to the phone, let’s ou a shaky breath. Her voice is steady, but it’s clear she’s trying very hard to hold herself together. “I’m not certain— not sure who just arrived, but I’m assuming you’re here to help? I, I can’t really see right now— got h-hit with a supersonic and now my eyes won’t, um, focus properly.”

Audio ends.]

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oh shit.

Fluff?

I highly doubt she's in a state to respond...

I want— I want to do something. How. How can I— we—

..."friends send each other mail."

Pelipper mail.

What do we send her? She would need entire— entire Pokemon or something to match Team Break, but

Send me.

Absolutely not.

It should be quick, shouldn't it? We're not letting you leave— not after you were switched with Illanero.

No, I. What if something happens? Please I don't want you to leave Urbosa

I'll be fine. I am a warrior, and they're just thugs.

no. don't. please don't. for Zelda. i'll go.

...I thought that if I offered to go, Zelda wouldn't have to worry about you because you've been separated so often.

I. I just. Is it— is it mean of me to say that I feel just a little bit safer relying on Link's capabilities when he is away?

No, that's... that's understandable. I'm sorry, little bird.

and hey. if all else fails, i have the Master Sword on my back. hopefully it won't come to that though.

[Video ID:

The video begins with a very silly Fluff narrating what appears to be a couple of leaves in a stream. “Oh, and maple takes the lead! But it looks like oak is falling behind— Oh! Oh lads we have a major upset, it looks like it’s hit a rock!”

She giggles to herself, then sets the phone aside. It’s peaceful for a few minutes, just the sound of splashing and burbling and the breeze overhead.

Faintly, Fluff can be heard singing. “Oh feather baby, feather fluff, made of all the sweetest stuff….”

“Hello there!” A second person greets cheerfully. “Are you all alone out here?”

“Yeah, needed some space to clear my head,” Fluff replies. A beat passes. “I’m not looking for conversation. This is awkward but please leave. I don’t know how to be subtle about this.”

“You should be more careful, you know,” the second person says, voice dipping ominously. “With Team Break out and about, someone could easily get hurt.”

“Mm, you’re more likely to get hurt by the fuckin’ terrain,” Fluff replies flippantly. “Wait, are you looking for company because you’re worried they might— OH MOTHERFUCKER!”

Something skids. She grabs the phone and stumbles back.

The second person laughs. “Wow, that was pretty stupid of you. Now hand over your Pokémon, and no one gets hurt.”

“Like fuck am I gonna—“ Fluff begins, then stops. “Ohhhh shit.”

Rustling and footsteps can be heard, and Lola hisses. The camera only shows a jumble of trees and fingers.

“You see? You’re outnumbered.”

“Team Break is too strong for you, plus we have the type advantage.”

“Give up, and you walk away unharmed.”

“Friends don’t give up on each other,” Fluff says, very deliberately. “Friends send each other mail and help each other in times of need. And Lola is my friend.”

“That’s a fish— shit, is she recording?”

“Zubat, now!”

End video.]

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Urbosa's furry?

I am not in the possession of fur. However, I commend you for spotting that pun.

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i am loving those antics. Zelda can i do that to the students in Hateno?

No.

Maybe.

During their recess or something.

well that's not a no!

Sometimes the little vai like to bury each other in the sand back in Gerudo and become little sand mice! They have to bathe themselves thoroughly afterwards, though.

You're going to be the one helping them clean off that dirt.

a small price to pay.

please send help

Link has been breaking pots for the past. i don't even know. i've lost track. my mind is simply the sound of pots breaking

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ohh the fellow chaos causer? i would definitely like to hear about some of his antics sometime.

Meditation works for you?

I’ve got the same question. Every time I’ve tried meditation, it has failed. Though I suppose that’s a fault of my own lightning for wanting to electrocute everything when I focus on my mind too much without doing anything else.

huh. thought you’d be the type to meditate.

Do you even know the name of my ability?

uh. Urbosa’s Fury?

That is my form of “meditation”, I would say. And my Fury strongly opposes pure silence, unfortunately.

please send help

Link has been breaking pots for the past. i don't even know. i've lost track. my mind is simply the sound of pots breaking

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ah sorry.

You know when they say “actions speak louder than words”, Link?

yeeaaah?

He’d still breaking the pots as he apologized to Jingyi outside of Rotomblr, by the way.

What do Meng Yao and Wen Qing have to say about this?

please send help

Link has been breaking pots for the past. i don't even know. i've lost track. my mind is simply the sound of pots breaking

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Pelipper mail!

A pot shaped like a coiled earthworm. If smashed, every single piece will regrow into an entire new pot over the course of a few hours. The regrown pots also share this property.

YEAS

Celebi’s going to send this back in time eventually.

NO DONT YOU DARE

Link, with all the love in my heart. What you are doing is still a hazard.

And also slightly pissing Satori off, I think.

:(

i will keep one in my pocket for sentimental purposes.

I believe you may be confusing the definition of sentimental with something else.

it is also for sentiments!

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pelipper mail! pot with a pot inside with a pot inside with a pot-

you get the point

glorious. one of these has gotta have a rupee in them.

At a certain point, my ears go numb.

It’s kind of satisfying to watch but also a bit disturbing. Why must you do this to the carefully crafted pottery.

pots were made to be broken

[A video clip is attached of pottery shards flying and smacking across a standstill Madas who, despite not having much facial expression, still exudes an absolutely exasperated disappointment.]

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Pelipper Mail! A pot, and a note. It reads “Smash the pot, or double it and give it to the next person.” If you pick to double it and give it to the next, the Pelipper will take the pot.

[An audio clip is attached with the sound of a "HYEAGH" and crashing pottery. No further context is needed.]

myyy pots are mine all mine

People are going to start wondering why there are crashing noises and random ceramic shards littering the ground.

eh i'll clean it up, don't worry.

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Sorry about the ruined cake. Here, have another one that's hopefully more edible.

Pelipper mail! A cake! (Actually made of ceramic)

aw, shame. it actually looked pretty yummy.

Link

[A video clip is attached of Link chucking the pot cake against a tree, and this time Naydra and Naboris have the misfortune of wandering nearby as they cry out in surprise at the crash.]

i haven't broken pots in a while. this is very satiating.

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Pelipper mail! Two identical-looking cakes. However, one is made of pottery.

this is a simple workaround. i'll just poke at both of them.

aha!

[A video clip is attached of Link lifting the cake made out of pottery above his head and smashing it on the ground with a "HYAH!" Zelda and Fi are heard yelping in shock outside of the frame.]

You need to find a more discreet way to do that.

Preferably also warn us of the hazard of sharp pottery fragments before they stab someone?

gooootcha.

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Pelipper mail! A pot! (Actually made of cake)

Oh my Goddess, Link.

NOOOO

[A photo is attached of cake guts splattered all over the ground, evidently from Link smashing it.]

I'VE BEEN TRICKED

Backstabbed.

Bamboozled, even.

that is not a word i expected to be in your vocabulary.

do you think i can still eat that?

I would... advise against it.

damn :(

He's still going to eat it.

Oh, I know.

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oh no.

I may be doing something stupid.

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☭, for Urbosa

(@thedangerstranger, any of the three you want but preferably Hoarfrost)

Battle intro: "Well then, Hoarfrost. Shall we dance?"

Victory: "Great fight! Next time may be different— how about it?"

Defeat: "You drowned out my thunder! I'll be sure to come back with even more when next we meet."

Assist: "You aren't alone. A battle cry is stronger when working together."

Taunt: "Come on! Try to catch up to speed!" Reacting to Taunt: "If you're just taunting for the sake of it, it's going to be half-assed. Just battle." Tie: "I think we're both done— let's not force it." Perfect Victory: "I'm going to be honest. I was hoping for this to be a somewhat long dance? I suppose you're not feeling up to it, though."