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"Of course it's your fault. Everything that goes wrong here is your fault. It says so in your contract."
- Quark
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Doctor Pren would probably have a heart attack. Forget about him, my brother's head would explode.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine│4x05 - Rejoined
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I've always wanted to know what this real book is about.

Perhaps I should Google "Quark rule 34" to find out more
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list of GFMs for families trying to evacuate gaza
making a list of all of the fundraisers of people who have reached out to me directly on here in order to have them all in one place. all of them have either been vetted by other users or i verified them personally by checking their other social media accounts (like twitter or instagram) to confirm. everyone here definitely needs support, a lot of their family members are injured or in need of medical care that is not available in gaza. i am also linking their tumblr accounts so that you can follow them to keep up with their campaigns.
Ezzideen Shehab - his tumblr was banned but his close friend and campaign runner is @boshradaoud - €21,696/75,000
Haya Orouq - @haya-orouq19 - $51,319/55,000 (USD)
Nesma Ahmed - @nesmaah - $34,164/60,000 (USD)
Hala - @hlabarka22 - $5,995/50,000 (CAD)
Sahar El Tibi - @eltibisahar - €6,783/30,000
Haneen Atya Altalla - @haneenatya - $28,585/70,000 (AUD)
Sujood Odeh - @sujoododeh - £24,839/50,000
Fatma Bassem - @fatmabassem - $17,971/40,000 (USD)
Donia Tanani - @doniatanani - €71,697/100,000
Nozha Emad - (Donia's sister) - €1,964/18,000
Said Tanani - (Donia's brother) - €33,177/50,000
Abdullah - @amhdes90 - $4,086/47,000 (USD)
Amal Abushaban - @amalshabn - €6,834/50,000
Mahmoud ElTibi - @mahmoodeltibi - €7,379/60,000
Heba Maqadma - @hebaalmaqadma - €57,940/80,000
Fadi Sharif - @fadisharif11 - $20,123/62,500 (USD)
Mohammed Bardaweel - @mohbardaweel - €1,806/37,000
Ahmed N. Abubaker - @ahmednabubaker - €18,702/85,000
Alaa Al Khateeb - @alaaalkhateeb - £15,630/26,000
Ahmad Shaban - @ahmadshaban - £2,394/150,000
Omar - @omarsobhi - €928/20,000
Wesam Shorbaje - @wesamshorbaje-2 - $1,619/50,000 (USD)
Fahed Shehab - @fahedshehab - €2,897/50,000
Hani Alhajjar - @skatehani - €11,550/50,000
Amneh Sharif - @amnehsharif - $35/50,000 (USD)
Mohammed Talatene - @mohammedtalatene - €1,150/20,000
Bilal - @bilalhammadsblog - €4,409/70,000
Amjad Sido - @amjadsido - €193/30,000
Firas Salem - his tumblr was banned but his friend who is advocating for him is @prosolitudeeee -€15,005/20,000
Mahmoud Balousha - @bba3lo - €3,576/50,000
Amal Abu Shammala - @amalisam - €42,878/47,000
Basel - @basel321 - $25/105,000 (CAD)
Madleen - @mado-o-on - $44,891/70,000 (USD)
Iman Eyad - @imaneyad - £0/60,000 (no donations yet!!)
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imagine you are texting with a friend and suddenly they tell you that a house near them was just hit with a bomb. in the middle of your conversation. to be more specific, think of the last friend you texted, open up your messages even and look, and think about how you would feel if that happened. how would they feel?
this just happened while i was talking with @nesmaah. she and her family are in constant danger and their only chance of escaping it right now is to get enough money to leave gaza. i'm leaving their fundraiser below. please share and donate if you can. these are real people who are in danger right now, who are suffering, who are trying to live despite the circumstances. do not forget that every single person asking for help is a person just like you and your loved ones.
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ARTISTS FOR PALESTINE 🇵🇸 - ROUND 4! On the 25th May, I'll be once again hosting a bunch of artists to do art requests on stream to raise money for Palestinian escape funds.
This round's roster is very lucky to include returning artists Lilypichu from OfflineTV, cuptoast, @oooocleo, @karvviie, @bonesbunns and Elfilibust!
If you won't be able to make it to the streams but would still like to donate money, you can find a spreadsheet with hundreds of escape funds listed here. Alternatively, you could donate to one of three funds that I am focusing a lot of my efforts on.
Donate to Mohammed's family (€6,626 / 30,000) Donate to Salwa Al-Shandagha (€7,018 / 20,000) Donate to Leena's fund (€7,763 / 15,000)
As always, these fundraiser streams will always be available to watch over on my twitch channel here. Hope to see some of you there!
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🚨 $73 to reach 17k
I lost a number of my family members in the bombing of our house, and I will not bear to lose any more. I endured seeing my brother bleeding for 6 straight hours and seeing my father arrested and tortured. Survival was exhausting. Please don't leave us alone
Please donate or share the link
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the most fascinating and realistic thing about Quark’s misogyny is that it benefits no one, not even himself, and he’s still ludicrously invested in it
“Ferengi women should be submissive! Sexual objectification is good for business! Also on an unrelated note here are my twelve alien ex-girlfriends, all of whom can pound my ass, the one Ferengi woman I had a crush on because she was cross dressing that one time, and my constant, debilitating anxiety about me & Rom’s relative failure to live up to arbitrary measures of masculine success. This is working great for me.”
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they lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

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Every DS9 plot, sorted by which character is the focus:
-O'Brien believes there is something which cannot be taken away from him. It is taken away from him.
-Dr. Bashir believes he won't fuck something up. He deals with the consequences of fucking it up.
-Odo believes he has no feelings about something. Everyone around him deals with the consequences of how strong his feelings are.
-Dax believes that the bad decisions she made in the past won't blow up in her face. They blow up in her face.
-Kira believes that she can no longer be disappointed by the people around her. She is.
-Sisko believes that he can solve something in the normal, intended way and not a horrible, fucked up way. He solves it in a horrible, fucked up way.
-Worf believes that he has finally found a problem which can be solved with force rather than feelings. He solves it using his feelings.
-Quark believes that he has a remaining shred of dignity. He loses it.
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in like ten years time rick riordan is going to have the opportunity to defend his title of funniest person alive and cast a will solace with black hair and green eyes
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Everyone gives Sherlock Holmes a hard time about being mean about Watson's writing, but honestly imagine you told your roommate "sure, you can write up an account of my work for the newspaper," thinking it would be like, about the murder, but then he publishes it and it's 90% about you, as a person, and it's a huge hit and now everyone in London knows that you hoard newspapers and do cocoaine when you're depressed. Because I think you'd be little miffed too.
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