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"How are you doing, purè?" *desperate, exaggerated screaming* This is why we're friends #puréthecat #estatedellodio #dramakweens https://www.instagram.com/kittenmittons666/p/BxKpuP6AAdS/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1bjxcewcml10x

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guess who's in an overwhelming amount of pain

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Sometimes I lie to myself and think I'm all grown up and then I spend a longass time laughing at the word "calicantus"

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When steve found out she's super cute and developed even more of an attitude #tbt #hawt #attitude #betch #thosewhiskerstho #stevethecat #stevebuscemi

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As soon as I can fit into this shirt again I spill red wine on it #yay #typicalme #hashimotos #goddamnit #sweetdee #itsalwayssunny #cruelsummer #estatedellodio

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Patsy's Rats #punkrockraduno #patsysrats #punkrockraduno2018

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When I made SUCH a big deal over Chupa Chups italy's decisionto sell raspberry ones here aswell (instead of France only) and then never thought about that ever again. Also, dumb nailnpolish choices. #chupachups #raspberry #dramaqueen #terriblenailpolishjob #raspberrychupachups

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Thanks for not shedding on my dress, bud. #fatty #puré #purèthecat #cathair

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#tbtorwhatever #speronella #healthylunchbreaks #venice #zattere #terriblebeerthatImiss (presso Venice, Italy)

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I lost my sgorbione the other day. His heart wasnt keeping up with his fancy cat routine. He was very chubby and incredibly spoiled. Here you can see him in one of his favorite hiding places, napping inside a pile of giant cushions. Like the rotalty he is. Go hug your cat/dog/pet #kingsgorbione #hismajesty #tinyheartbigcat #gohugyourcat

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There's a fire somewhere close to my house they've been trying to put out for a couple of days now but I'm making lots of pizzoccheri so, I mean, who even cares #emergencypizzoccheri #pizzoccheri #partyhard #cauldron #Imgonnadiesoon

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New kitten has had enough of your bullshit #escandalo #bullshit #pissedoffcatsofinstagram #nazipunksfuckoff #brutalkittens #noiperglianimalionlus

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Kittens 😻😻💁 #kittens #noiperglianimalionlus #ihavefavorites #guanduia #Imsorrytheynamedyougianduia

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Steve Buscemi. She's all cheeks and attitude #attitude #sassycat #fatcheeks #fatcheeksdontcare #stevebuscemi #preparingforwinter

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I left my jacket with my emergency candy in it all summer in my car and this is the result 😿#cruelsummer #estatedellodio #gummybears #emergencycandy