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HUNTER SCHAFER

Photographed by Sandy Ganzer (May 2025)

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I can’t believe I haven’t seen anyone talk about the nugs’ human baby hands

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IT'S TIME

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I got another question because I love being nosy.

What was your FIRST dragon age game and race/class/personality (if da2)?

I’ll go first, for me it was Origins and elf mage

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I find it really funny that the last two Dragon Age games have advisors to guide them through the game. Like the Hero of Fereldan got a brief introduction and a slap on the ass before being immediately placed in charge.

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seeing all the 14-17 y/o queer kids who don’t know what v for vendetta is…. u mean the blockbuster film written by two trans women about a masked vigilante who decides to singlehandedly take down a fascist alternate version of england set in the distant year of 2020… and his driving force was getting justice for a lesbian who he never met but whose diary he found, who was separated from her wife before being killed by said fascist gov…. and it stars natalie portman…. okay

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You're arranged married to one of the DA LIs, spin the wheel for who!!

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It's that famous Grey Warden charm.

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Johanna presents her sinister invention for the first time...

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The criticisms of Veilguard matter so little to me because I got to watch Just Some Guy gather a group of beautiful and intelligent people who then pooled what little resources they had against an oppressive force trying to drag their home into its Make Thedas Great Again era and they were able to set their respective differences aside to stop that from happening. And frankly idc if it makes it Disneyfied for you, that shit’s so chock full of fucking hope that I, personally, desperately needed to see that I don’t care that they say ‘okay’ 47262627483 times 👍

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ok what’s your florence + the machine song. mine is rabbit heart (raise it up)<3

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#DARKWOKE

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there’s a class of anders fan or anders post that tries to love him “despite”, that tries to love him through forgiveness or understanding of his supposed wrongs. let me make it so clear that for me, blowing up the chantry is in fact one of anders best features and so hot of him

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Guys o no! If husk was in veilguard Ghilan’nain would definitely try to kidnap him and ‘elevate’ him to be her general and lead the Evanuris horde… adding this to the ‘to draw’ list

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where do you think ghilan’nain and elgar’nan got their like update on Modern Thedas Culture

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I hate the phrasing and implications here. If tiktok does get unbanned, I would not trust the revived form--not with the kind of concessions the Trump administration is going to demand for it.

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FALLOUT (2024–)

A nuclear event would be a tragedy, but also an opportunity. Perhaps the greatest opportunity in history, because when we are the only ones left, there will be no one left to fight. A true monopoly. This is our chance to make war obsolete, because in our current societal configuration, which took shape without intentional guidance, we have friction, we have conflict, and we have war. And war, well... war never changes.userfal