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obsessed with harvey at the y2 luau. absolutely busting ass with this quirked up jpeg shuffle. hes such a shut-in i bet this was like a magical girl transformation for him. the townsfolk see him walk onto the dance floor and are like ohhhh shit peepaws about to bust it down narsty style. fuck it UP white boy. the last ditch effort of a swagless migratory bird throwing back his ENTIRE pussy to attract a mate. im so obsessed with him you dont understa
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Hello bisexuals and lesbians in my phone
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got fired via a text from my boss who i’ve never digitally communicated with and because it was an unknown number sending a mysterious link with no context (turned out to be security camera footage of me taking 1 can of cheap beer) i assumed it was spam and my immediate response was
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Next time I'll say off anon
okay.. then come off anon
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Currently masturbating to your selfies
you’re pussy for being on anon and saying this js
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I can fuck the prettiest sounds out of you
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this is so real
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not gonna say it again
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my personality: 💀🕷️🕸️🩸🪲🪱🪦
my workspace: 🌅🌸🌻🩷🧸🦋🐙
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Alex Light
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someone buy me him so i can take pics with him
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mike’s hard past couple of months
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Pleasing my partner turns me on so fucking much
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wanna kill anyone thats ever touched her
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my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella
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