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No it isn’t

the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away

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So you think we should not be experiencing quotidian joy?

the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away

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So, does this count?

This is a recent painting… Well, let them fight.

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Oh hey I remember that

old gods are waking

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You are 16

i was going to put a schnauzer in a game because a guy i liked had one. however we burned the "situationship" (what the young people call it) and are no longer on fantastic terms. however the schnauzer art is more or less done (it's 16x16 pixel, not terribly complicated, but i put solid effort into it). should i just put it in anyway

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*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

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Bumbling Chamberthatch energy lmao

i love how the epic fandom will call telecaster anything but his actual name

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Hear out my theory

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"No." The King gawked. "No? Why? I am offering you the Hand of my daughter to slay the Dragon that roams the Lands! A man would kill for such an opportunity!" "Because I will not hurt an innocent animal that just follows his migratory pattern. And I am already married."

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The character wilbur from the dreamsmp

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bro said "Put it on tumblr" so i did @princedest1ny

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Pfft

some aces are virgins

some aces love sex

some aces have sexual trauma

some aces don't want sex

some aces masturbate

some aces are teenagers

some aces are in their seventies

some aces dress modestly

some aces wear skimpy clothes

some aces only date aces

some aces don't want romance

and we're all valid : )

EDIT: EVERYONE THAT'S HAVING DISCOURSE IN THE NOTES WILL BE BLOCKED IF YOU'RE BEING AN ASS

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… weren’t you the one who ran out of energy?

some aces are virgins

some aces love sex

some aces have sexual trauma

some aces don't want sex

some aces masturbate

some aces are teenagers

some aces are in their seventies

some aces dress modestly

some aces wear skimpy clothes

some aces only date aces

some aces don't want romance

and we're all valid : )

EDIT: EVERYONE THAT'S HAVING DISCOURSE IN THE NOTES WILL BE BLOCKED IF YOU'RE BEING AN ASS

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why the fuck do game devs keep making all their enemies sentient like why??

It's gotta hurt being killed hundreds of times just for the game to inevitably never be played again.

You are the end boss of a dungeon. You watch as your midboss fights a scrawny warrior with a 5 copper sword and a cape that says "adventurer in training." As the warrior attacks your minion with sad, pathetic strikes, it looks to you in a desperate plea for guidance.

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i'm trying to prove a point to my mom

reblog if you love killing and eating innocent civilians

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Fate is in superposition because it is dependent on what you do and could change if you look at is