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The simple things

A sexy guitar

A haiku with a nice ass

Sleep late on Monday

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did-you-kno:

Thats what I call Christmas

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Key & Peele: Substitute Teacher (by comedycentral)

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Baby carrots

They call her baby

Carrots. she tough sweet and helps

me see through dark times.

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one liner

My style is like cell-

ulose hard to digest so

I'm always the shit

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Way 2 much ass across the street

I saw it from space,

With Snug fitting hammer pants

Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass!!!!!!

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cool shit

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oh mid 20s

I'm young I'm broke and

screwing up but I'm sexy.

Can't suck at everything.

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Homework

Teachers should not give

Homework.It seems to cause the

Death of many grandmothers

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30 for 30

I discovered you and you discovered me 

learning your body like that of a beautiful woman

Haikus  materialize like passionate quickies in the parking lot

Floods of expression send wave upon wave of pleasures like

late night epic bed room romps

I wanna know you

where to kiss and how to stroke to bring you to ecstasy

I wanna slip away from reality and slide into your wetness

Like you're the other woman

As endorphins drown my soul you leave me

depleted satisfied and hungry for more

Sometimes you feel so wrong

I should be studying

I should be working

I should be changing the world

But all I wanna do is go deep and hard inside of you

As I slip off again to taste you essence

All the the reasons not to fade away 

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Yep

Diving off a cliff

Heart exposed offered to you

not even a thank you

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Never drink to get drunk

Drink until it hurts no more

Then pour me one more

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HaHa I Hate you

Hit in the head with a perfectly round ball

is the closest thing to sharp your mind will ever be called.

A generation of ignorance Olympic dives off your tounge

If I hear another word its like Jesus will never come.

The fact that you speak makes me wanna learn brail

bump bump bump! I hate you, you fail.

Tight shirted fat man bovine vagina

are real pleasant thoughts when I think of you kinda.

on Prescott and Prescott a man's head keeps bobbin.

Cause he spent 2 minutes with you that muthafuckas still throbbin.

You're like everything sticky, the inside of a stripper,

a day old used condom, a portrait of Hitler.

If you ever ate shit i'd  call you a cannibal

Hit you with a mack truck like a filthy fucking animal.

I feel bad for your shoes your clothes should get reparations

forget how to exist just do us all that favor.

You see I hate you like a shit fart at the worst possible moment

There's the mouth of a pit bull I think you should bone it.

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Good decisions go

in the friend zone. I don't want

to ruin what we have.