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Request time! For @t-misaki Shen Yuan/Shen Jiu, why not both!

cucumber vs pickle

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new poem called "OTZI AWAKE". it's right here so you don't have to subscribe to my substack but i'd love it if you did

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[ID: A post-canon Naruto comic. Sasuke sits in a clearing, smiling fondly at nothing while holding his phone. He thinks, "Naruto is always sending me joke texts and videos I don't understand but he thinks I'd like. I should probably send him one back so he knows I appreciate him."

We see his phone open to his chat with "Usuratonkachi."

Sasuke: (Photo of two frogs) This picture of toads fighting made me think of you and me.

Naruto: 😳😂

Lmao those toads are exhibiting mating behavior

So yeah it is us lololol

Sasuke screams "Fuck!" and yeets his phone across the clearing. End ID]

Do your best, Sasuke-kun!

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[ID: Two screenshots of tags. The first says "#and carl". The second is from @/cogcltrcorn and reads, "#the posts candace makes about jeremy are indistinguishable from posts doofenshmirtz makes about perry #'I need to put him in some sort of contraption and maybe shrink him and carry him in my pocket'- could have been either of them." End ID]

Candace and doofenshmirtz would be tumblr mutuals i think

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[ID: A collection of official Scum Villain art by velinxi paired with Tumblr posts.

Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu speaking conspiratorially + "*grabs your hand* no... WE'RE back on our bullshit"

Shang Qinghua looking teary +

"How To Validate A Child's Work Without Swearing and Saying "Lil Dude That's Fuckin Sick"" hungwy

Shen Qingqiu putting the guanyin pendant around a crying Luo Binghe's throat + "ok first of all i didnt "miss" the red flags i looked them and thought yeah thats sexy"

Tianlang-jun smirking inside his coffin + "they hate me for being a slut tbh and maybe also the killings too but that's unlikely"

Zhuzhi-lang looking nervous + ""isn't he so cute?" *picture of the wettest moo pathetic looking guy you've ever seen*"

Sha Hualing yanking on Liu Mingyan's veil + "They hate me for my girlish whimsy and the cannibalism". End ID]

FREE MY GIRL SHA HUALING SHE DID NOTHING WRONG!! ( those murder charges are just part of her personality smh )

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[ID copied from alt: A drawing of Toph Beifong with a widened stance and raised fists. She wears a sleeveless bodysuit with a black upper half and a yellow and green geometric patterned lower half, black arm warmers with yellow and green arm bands, and large beaded bracelets on her wrists and ankles. She also wears sweatpants rolled up to her knees and tied off with green cloth, and bandages that cover the soles of her feet and her shins. Large rocks surround her feet and there are more rocks floating in the air behind her elbow. She is glaring. End ID]

topher

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airplane is my favorite character in anything ever

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Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Kim Dokja/Yoo Joonghyuk

Characters: Kim Dokja, Yoo Joonghyuk

Additional Tags: Minor Han Sooyoung/Kim Dokja/Yoo Joonghyuk, sorry hsy is fully offscreen because these two are so very unemployed, Post-Canon, post-epilogue, by a solid few years!, Novel Spoilers, Hurt/Comfort, you think this is going to be funny bisexual shenanigans and then BOOM, contemplations on mortality and grief, … hence the rating it’s a mild fic otherwise

Yoo Joonghyuk gets glasses. Kim Dokja does not take it well.

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I painted a shirt today. Falin's commemorative eaten by a dragon tee is so funny to me and i wanted it badly enough that i had to craft about it.

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[Image description: A digital drawing of Takane Tsubomi, Mezato Ichi, and Kurata Tome. They’re each dressed fashionably. Tsubomi leans on Mezato’s shoulder with a neutral expression, Mezato holds her camera with a smile, and Tome holds one hand up with a confident grin. End image description.]

yes they’re celebrities, they’re collaborators on a pinterest fashion board with 52 followers

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[ID: Scum Villain disciple era sketch. Shen Qingqiu is smoothing down Binghe's collar. He smiles fondly, not noticing Binghe's wide-eyed, blushing expression. /end iD]

i dont have a caption for this

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something something the symmetry of horror and seeing yourself in the abyss reflected

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And as she wept before the grave, the first buds of the Woundtree stretched out around her and formed a bower to shelter her from the falling rain.

It’s tragic, it’s compelling. People understand it, they sympathise with it. It keeps us safe.

I hate her, quite a lot.

Everyone go listen to @thesiltverses NOW. i love Paige so much its not even funny

[ID: fanart of Paige Duplass from the Silt Verses kneeling with tree roots growing from her skin. Paige is a thin white woman with long, straight brown hair and brown eyes. She is nude with her hands twisted in the air above her head. Roots protrude from her flesh, tangling and twisting around her. White crocus flowers bloom from her mouth and one of her eyes, and the flowers frame her silhouette. She looks towards the camera with one anguished eye, a bloody tear gouged into the skin underneath. Where the roots touch her skin, her flesh is marked by deep, bloody wounds. End ID]

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foundational griddlehark dynamic is them treating each other not as people but as swords to fall on or lashes to bear. Harrow uses Gideon as her personal instrument of penance never paying mind to if Gideon would want that outside of Harrow's own self flagellatory fantasies. Gideon can only conceptualize Harrow's feelings for her via her own desire-to-be-used and inability to see herself as having any inherent value outside of that use, neither of which is actually rooted in what Harrow truly feels. neither of them even sees herself as a real person and by consequence they don't know how to consider each other as fully formed people who have their own thoughts seperate from what they project outwards onto the other. send post.

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Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Kim Dokja/Yoo Joonghyuk

Characters: Kim Dokja, Yoo Joonghyuk

Additional Tags: Minor Han Sooyoung/Kim Dokja/Yoo Joonghyuk, sorry hsy is fully offscreen because these two are so very unemployed, Post-Canon, post-epilogue, by a solid few years!, Novel Spoilers, Hurt/Comfort, you think this is going to be funny bisexual shenanigans and then BOOM, contemplations on mortality and grief, … hence the rating it’s a mild fic otherwise

Yoo Joonghyuk gets glasses. Kim Dokja does not take it well.

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[ID: Tags by @/statboosts that say, "@i can hear this in their dub voices so clearly #it's like I'm watching a scene". End ID]

Marcille: "Uhhh . . . I'm so hungry . . ."

Laios: "We should have waited until we were at the end of this maze to kill and eat the minotaur. Senshi, what do we have left?"

Senshi: "We're good on water due to that aquifer leaking into the maze, but otherwise all we have left is my spices and this unopened bottle of benadryl."

Laios: "Hmm . . ."

Marcille: "Laois, look at me. Benadryl isn't food."

Laios: "I know that, but what if we were to kill and eat the Hat Man?"

Chilchuck: "WHAT?"

Senshi: "What's the Hat Man?"

Marcille: *sighs* "It's a shared hallucination, generally induced by certain kinds of drug intake. Some mages have tried to study if it's real but were unable to prove that it stayed tangible or present after they sobered up."

Senshi: "So that benadryl would lure the Hat Man to us, and give us a chance to fight it? That will be tough. Sounds like we will have to kill, cook and eat it all before the medicine wears off if it will lose tangibility otherwise."

Laois: "That's it! If we need only one or two of us to kill the Hat Man, then the rest can be dosed up only right before the meal is done cooking."

Senshi: "There's one problem with that. Dwarves are basically immune to any tallmen drug that isn't prescription strength. I'll need half the bottle just to have enough time to eat the meal. Chilchuck, you'll be able to use it the most efficiently because of how little you weigh. I can make sure that the fire is ready, but you'll have to fight the Hat Man alone and dose Marcille afterwards to help you with the cooking prep. Laios and I shouldn't risk taking more than needed just to eat."

Chilchuck: "ARE YOU CRAZY?! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THE HAT MAN IS REAL! And I don't do the fighting in this group! There's NO WAY that-"

Narrator: And so with their plan formulated, Chilchuck took a heavy dose of benadryl and prepared to fight the Hat Man in single combat.