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bingqiu human/demon role reversal as requested by alliechickfics on twitter! for a modest donation to the listed organizations and individuals over at SVSSS Gotcha 4 Gaza (@/SVSSSAction), you too can get a prompt fulfilled in exchange.

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As recompense for no season 2, I will slowly begin inserting scum villain characters into other various media

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When your crush finally loves you back

[ID: Scum Villain fanart of Luo Binghe. He's standing with his arms spread slightly at his sides, palms up. He's smirking and his eyes glint red. There's a large caption across his body that says "i am no longer mentally ill". /end ID]

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he probably taught them the naruto run.

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I imagine that OG! SQH would despise Airplane with his every being. I imagine even though OG actively worked with demons, he still found them disgusting; just a tool for his advancement. So SQH's genuine relationship with MBJ disgusts him beyond belief, a mockery to himself.

That last burst of adrenaline when your life is in danger, which bravely causes you to do or say something incredibly stupid.

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Source

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I’m gonna say that if the players had submitted an answer for the math question, Brennan should have accepted 6:20 without seconds as a correct answer. The question did not specify what units the answer should be provided in, and the times provided were only given in hours and minutes, which would lead the test taker to assume that the answer should also be given in hours and minutes. If this question was on a high school or college exam and the teacher took points off for not including seconds, you know that question would be contested. I’ve argued for points back on questions exactly like this.

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I’m flabbergasted that Ally just coincidentally decided to use the eye of the vulture king that hadn’t been mentioned in several episodes (I think since they got it?) and it being the exact thing they needed to do, in the right spot, at the right time, in order to disrupt the Rat Grinders’ plan and save the Bad Kids from being sabotaged

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Buddy has always reminded me of Kenneth from 30 Rock, so it was hard for me to ever hate him. He deserved a redemption arc, but can he at least become a ghost and be boyfriends with Zayn Darkshadow?

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Why is one of the healthiest relationships I’ve read in danmei in the mpreg fish book?

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"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

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I think Adaine would get along pretty well with Astarion because he’s Aelwyn in a different font and she’s learned how to deal with and appreciate that kind of maniac

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Pspspsps 🫴 over here fandom

I’m suffering. I read a lit fic book that’s 10 years old and has nearly no presence on Tumblr, but I’m obsessed with it and have no content to focus this obsession on. No one to rant about it with. No fan art. My brain is rotting without purpose like the spinach in your fridge you told yourself you were going to finish.

Sigh

Anyways, Everything I Never Told You was really good, read it if you want to I guess. I’m gonna be thinking about two of the characters forever and the last quarter of it altered my brain chemistry.

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FRIEND!

HELLO THERE!

I’m willing to call three people a fandom, you’ve got the trinity: the writer, the beta, and the holy reader

Jack and Nath is a ship I know so many people would go feral for, it’s just hard to pitch like “read this really sad book, it’s cute at the end I promise. you’ll only be emotionally devastated for like a month, but brain rot is forever”

I’ll post some rambles about einty sometime since at least one person is interested, and maybe I’ll convert some of my mutuals 👀

I’m suffering. I read a lit fic book that’s 10 years old and has nearly no presence on Tumblr, but I’m obsessed with it and have no content to focus this obsession on. No one to rant about it with. No fan art. My brain is rotting without purpose like the spinach in your fridge you told yourself you were going to finish.

Sigh

Anyways, Everything I Never Told You was really good, read it if you want to I guess. I’m gonna be thinking about two of the characters forever and the last quarter of it altered my brain chemistry.

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LBH: *kicking and screaming trying to fight his way back to the human realm/SY*

TLJ: stop struggling! Don’t you want to be a crown prince?

LBH: *realizing that as future emperor of the demon realm he’d have the status to be SY’s husband*

LBH: *turns and sprints into the demon realm dragging TLJ and ZZL*

LBH: HURRY UP!

Cant stop thinking about emperor sy au...

Thanks to sy's modern knowledge of historical palace dramas and encyclopedic knowledge of pidw along with him having max stats on luck and charisma he survived the succession war (and somehow becomes an emperor? He is still confused on how he got it. Its not that he cut down his fellow princes nor did he scheme to get the emperor position but hes the only legitimate option left). SY doesnt have any experience on ruling kingdoms however (or anything really) but thankfully SY got an economics degree in his past life so hes not a fish out of the water.

Although the imperial rule doesn't affect the cultivation world directly, they're still impacted in the form of trade and manpower. The power to empower and cripple sects is in his hands. Ever since SY declaring SJ as his long lost brother CQM received a lot of lucrative trade. SQH is appreciative but hello?? He didnt write any long lost family members on SJ! So he got curious and begged the sect leader to send him instead of SJ to meet the emperor for trade discussion, and thats how he met his fellow transmigrator.

SY made him cough up all of his authorial knowledge and found out about OPM and HHP, although its already too late to save SXY as LBH has been born. Needless to say, HHP's coffers are running thin these days. With them having less money their manpower and support from noble families are slowly diminishing, the maintenance and security of the seals fell to disrepair, and SY (in disguise) with SQH's cultivation expertise managed to free TLJ. A few brief expositions later, TLJ and ZZL thanked both of them and slipped back go the demon realm. News of their freedom got out and HHP is scrutinized and support dropped even further than before.

SY did manage to visit QJP regularly to visit his brother and consequently, meeting LBH a number of times (making LBH absolutely smitten with him and considering joining the nonexistent imperial harem). With SJ more assured in his position (also maybe SY's promise of him always having a place in the palace and his family and less people being hostile towards him had an impact) SJ had less frustrations and projections to subject LBH and his students to. He still doesnt like the beast but his stupid brother (an emperor!) doted on him like a favored child so he tried his best to ignore him instead.

Things were going well until the immortal conference where instead of SQH orchestrating the attack, its TLJ and ZZL trying to get a hit on HHP's OPM and dragging LBH back to demon realm kicking and screaming. LBH is presumed dead.

SY found out of course but he didnt know the details (SJ remains tight lipped and insists that hes dead and thats all he should know) and thought LBH fell into the abyss and SJ pushed him like the original plot and grew depressed of thinking of his brother that he grew fond of turn into human stick. Also considering LBH's going to merge the realms and conquer the human kingdoms under one rule he might not have long either, he is, after all, a human male which by the novel's rules itself, a cannon fodder.

Years passed and the demon army, under the demon emperor LBH, conquered other human kingdoms and eventually showed up on SY's kingdom's doorstep but not for the reason SY's thinking of.

SY found himself still alive (!!!) and married (???) with LBH for alliance. CQM stays unmolested and unburned for years to come. SJ, however, remains a sour pickle with this whole arrangement, but at least hes left in peace.

Bonus :

LBH loves to roleplay as a concubine whenever he dropped by SY's palace. When SY visited the demon realm however, LBH loves to show him off that the demons thought of him as a concubine instead (much to SY's embarassment)

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love how i’ll ship sqq with anyone that moves but the idea of lbh falling in love with anyone but sqq is unthinkable to me

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Meng Mo thought he was going to be in an action thriller with political intrigue, but ended up in Luo Binghe’s angsty self insert RPF

Luo Binghe, Shen Qingqiu, Shang Qinghua, Mobei Jun are all experiencing different genres

Luo Binghe is in an angst-ridden serious drama with horror elements

Shen Qingqiu is in a romantic comedy (with horror elements)

Mobei Jun is in a slow-burn pure romance novel about a princess (Mobei) falling for their servant

Shang Qinghua is in a long running fanfic about a guy having kinky sex with their toxic boss. Or that was the intention but the creator spent a little too long with the set up and it ended up taking over 100 chapters of world building and backstory before the characters even admitted liking each other. Smut is coming though! They promise!

(Yue Qingyuan is in a tragedy btw)