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You give me the ability to report ads I’m gonna do it

Idc if it hurts companies. I don’t wanna see ads. They’re invasive

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A Tragedy in Four Parts

This is how the 80s movie went, right?

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Soothing this cough has quite literally been next to impossible.

OTC medicine didn’t work

Prescription medicine didn’t work

An inhaler didn’t work

A nebulizer didn’t work

Cough syrup didn’t work

Cough drops don’t work

Tea with honey doesn’t work

Hot showers don’t work

What the absolute fuck is left, then? I want to cry.

It’s been three years of this damn chronic cough and I’m no closer to figuring out what the underlying problem is because every doctor I’ve seen for it has been fucking useless

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It’s been three years of this damn chronic cough and I’m no closer to figuring out what the underlying problem is because every doctor I’ve seen for it has been fucking useless

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Apparently this is a controversial opinion but I genuinely dgaf, if you are a livestreamer/influencer/whatever and you publicly post videos your kids, you’re a horrible parent. (if you at least blur their faces to protect their identities it’s a little better but you’re still up there)

Way way way too many “family” bloggers literally use their children, whether biological or adopted, as tools for views. You know who the largest audience of those particular bloggers are? Fucking PEDOPHILES. Does that stop the family bloggers from posting their kids? Unfortunately not!

If you post pictures and/or videos of your kids for money, you are a horrible parent, no ifs ands or buts. I don’t want to hear excuses or anyone trying to defend using CHILDREN as tools for money. This also ESPECIALLY goes for baby pageants. Parents who put their kids through things like that should be ashamed of themselves. And also have their rights to raise another living being removed permanently.

Children are not accessories. (And for that matter, neither are pets, but that’s another post entirely)

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I had a dream I fucked up making mashed potatoes so badly that it became a pot of sad buttered noodles

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No nuance the normal option is only one and i want statistics to prove to my parents that something is deeply wrong with them

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Just letting you know that it is perfectly normal if your fictive's character doesn't match their "role" in the system, that's perfectly valid.

If Shadow the Hedgehog, arguably the most grumpy video game character in history, is the guy holding up your positivity and helping you put on a smile, that makes total sense. Bro was in charge of taking care of a sick child, of course he'd know how to comfort Maria when she was sad.

And just like that, Mario could be the guy scaring off your real life goomba's (shitty people) or Spongebob could be the guy having his iconic meltdowns when you can't manage to release that sadness. It will always make sense one way or another.

And... they're always there to help you face things you're not able to handle on your own. And I think that's the best thing about them, if not the only thing that should really matter.

Love you, fictives <3

(Btw, if anyone has any examples they'd like to share about factives, please go ahead! I would, but I just don't have any factives and aren't sure how to speak on the topic ^^')

- Shuttle ✨

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Another Transformers G1 idea

-narrator voice- “In the last episode of Transformers, Megatron purchased a whole highway and made it into a toll road!”

Megatron: How do you like that, Autobots??? Now everytime you want to go down this road, you have to pay the toll! Ahahahaha!!!

Autobots: Damn you, Megatron!!! -digging through their nonexistent pockets for change-

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I have an idea for a Transformers G1 episode

Autobots hit up Walmart to help the humans with grocery shopping cause they have a bitchin’ beef stew they wanna make. They end up bumping into all of the Decepticons because apparently Megatron forgot to purchase batteries for a train set he’s super into lately.

The episode is called Transformers Go To Walmart, What More Do You Fucking Want???

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Hi I'm new to Transformers is this anything?

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I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

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Reblog daily for health and prosperity

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reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city

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You can't tell me she wouldn't.

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I called him Swiss Army Knife Yoshi. And I realized I had something I needed to do. So look at this stupid thing I made

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Regardless of your gender or sexuality, reblog this and tag your most hetero male trait. Mine is either obsessing over my Altima or sitting around watching TV shows about air disasters.