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my full piece for @penumbrazine!! i had a lot of fun

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juno steel to all the boys I’ve loved before AU but every letter juno writes is actually just to one of peter’s aliases

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i drew this a while ago but Let It Be Known that i love sir damn-ien the most ok. ok

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the penumbra podcast; sir damien

o saint damien, you of patience, of calm, of the quiet waves and gentle breeze, grant me your tranquility–the strength to wait while i must, to let the world flow through me–and to strike when the time is right

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Just drawing my favorite homme fatale

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i had to.

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and if i go, don’t forget the one good thing i almost did

couldn't decide which one i like better so i’m throwing both at y’all

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characters from the penumbra podcast on a date but there’s a puddle on the ground

rita: looks at the puddle and clears her throat until her date takes off their jacket and puts it over the puddle. continues clearing her throat, making increasingly specific gestures illustrating what she’s asking for until her date picks her up and carries her over the puddle

rilla: walks through the puddle. makes fun of her date for not wanting to walk through the puddle.

alessandra strong: picks up her date and carries them over the puddle. makes fun of her date for not wanting to walk through the puddle but it’s not like her date didn’t want to walk through the puddle, it’s just that when alessandra strong asks if you need a lift you say yes and accept the gift you’re being given

lord arum: makes fun of his date for not wanting to step into the puddle, but clearly he doesn’t want to step in the puddle either. eventually his date puts their jacket on the puddle and lets him walk across it and he acts like he doesn’t care but he’s avoiding eye contact and responding to everything a little too loudly after that

peter nureyev: no fewer than eight people saw that peter nureyev was about to step in a puddle and rushed over to offer him their jackets. he and his date walk across a bridge of jackets, hand in hand, peter somehow managing to get whatever’s in the pockets on the way. they spend the rest of the night drinking cocktails and going through his haul.

sir marc: takes off his jacket and puts it over the puddle for dampierre. he’s not even on a date, he just does that

juno steel: takes off his jacket. puts it on his date’s shoulders. lays facedown in the puddle.

sir damien: spends five minutes trying to decide what to do–is he supposed to take off his jacket? what if his date thinks that’s rude? grant me tranquility, saint damien–until his date either picks him up and carries him over or suggests they go to the other tavern across the street instead. either way he writes his date a four page poem celebrating their patience and cleverness and strength

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The Penumbra Podcast but instead of saying “good evening traveller” the concierge says “what’s up bitch”

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Juno *monologuing to himself*: It’s me against the world, I must suffer in silence

*Rita, Mick, Nureyev and Cassandra all banging outside his window aggressively giving him love and support*

Juno *closing the shutters and sighing dramatically*: i’m so alone

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juno why

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i wuv him … pls listen to the penumbra podcast

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I am the happiest person right now. ♥️

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season 2 of penumbra is shaping up to be really cool

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The Penumbra Podcast moodboard: Juno Steel and The Dragon’s Den (part 1)

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When Something Mildly Inconvenient Happens

Kennedy: Fuck you. Fuck this. Fuck Everything. I really hope your deaths are all slow and painful.

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The Penumbra Podcast moodboard: Rita