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10 FUCKINF PESOS??

What world does the DDVAU exist I where a fucking torta is ONLY 10 pesos, I'm out here at the tianguis paying like 25 for these local ones??? WHAT ECONOMY IS THIS

I go to CDMX at rimes and the cheapest I've found was like 15 PESOS and it was SHIT and I really hope my boy Martyn isn't getting Grian a shitting ass torta while he's IN THE HOSPITAL

Also- a fried torta,?? Wouldnt that make it like... ATKEAST 10 MORE PESOS?? IM GOING INSANE

Also

I would marry anyone who bought me a whole box of bon-o-bons. Cásate conmgo.

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SCOSAGEWOOD.

AND.

I'VE HAD A PLAYLIST FOR THEM SINCE PIRATES.

Okay. hear me out. we as a fandom need to come up with a ship name for Scott x Martyn x Sausage

and I propose Scosagewood

because I can and it's necessary

and we DO NOT want another Jizzie or Majorwood

Scottsagelittlewood-⭐️

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Ldshadowlady supremacy

Literally obsessed with Life Series Lizzie. I've rambled about it before, but I feel like she's always treated like a background character in her own life, like collateral for other people's stories.

She's killed to alleviate the curse of others multiple times in Last Life, her forest burns for the crimes of another person, and her final life is taken unceremoniously with no real chance to fight back as part of an unrelated person's arc. Like Lizzie could have been anyone else in the world. Like she's barely even there.

Lizzie is literally living someone else's life in Limited Life, temporarily placed into another person's body, not an entity unto herself, but an extension of Pearl. The fact that this happened specifically when Pearl was the boogeyman feels symbolically relevant too.

And Secret Life. Nobody comes to her party, they all forgot. Jimmy kills her without even knowing who she is. Lizzie dies trying to complete Joel's task, and her death is made all about Jimmy, about him escaping the curse, as if Lizzie was just a vessel for his escape.

Then there's Wild Life. Between Skizz slaughtering her for more lives (which lizzie never got her revenge for) and Lizzie losing her final life literally voiceless (because she had the robot voice punishment) as collateral in Grians 'revenge' against Jimmy, the pattern continues.

And there's this really fascinating symbolism of almost ritualistic cleansing with Lizzie.

I mean, just go through it all. She's killed multiple times (and attacked more times) to cure people of the boogeyman curse, her forest is burned in symbolic retribution for something she didn't even do herself, Bdubs murders her as part of a test that had nothing to do with her (it literally could have been anybody), she's brought back as an extension of someone else (literally in their life and body) to cure them of the boogeyman curse, then in the next season she gets to be herself in she dies for someone else's task and her death is celebrated for "curing" Jimmy, and then again in Secret Life she's killed for time and then as collateral?

Lizzie is both scapegoat and sacrificial lamb, her suffering avenges the wrongs of others, her death brings freedom and health to those around her, it's ritual, she could have been anyone, because the 'important' thing never seems to be Lizzie, she can never be the focus, no, the important thing is always the way other people are vindicated or liberated through Lizzie.

And unlike other characters (*cough* scott *cough*) who I associate with this kind of sacrifice, none of this is willing on Lizzie's part! There is no silver lining or empowerment of choice in Lizzie's role! And there's consistently so much grief and rage in Lizzie, grief and rage that she's never given an opportunity to avenge, and nobody ever seems to care because in universe Lizzie's suffering is so thoroughly viewed through the deliverance it brings other people!

Sorry I'm just literally so abnormal about Lizzie I want her to win so bad I want her to kill people I love her.

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happy pride

Happy pride month guys I like women and men and I'm genderfluid👍👍

Shoutout to Cam and Scott

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NEW AU FOUND WHAT LOVING THIS??? ITS GIVING REVERSE THE SEA PRINCE??

bam sirens teehee,,,

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my roman empire rn

I'm still not over it. what

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they've always been idols, you fool.

Bamboozlers as Idols !!

Honestly an excuse to draw them in frilly poofy clothes lol Concept sketches below!

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Trophy husband Mr. LDShadowLady

sobbing at how perfect Joel and Lizzie are like djekhdjdgdh

Hes so trophy husband lol

The shirt

Im so okay guys

Theyre not just my parents

*our* parents

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SOBBING AT THIS WHAT I LOVE IT DUDE

Also obsessed with the animation for his wild life death

The tune being a CANARYS TUNE

Also Grian being the guy in uniform😭🙏

boy just wants to live…. 🥀

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Found this on yt with a minecraft parkour video in the background and immediately thought of ranchers. It's so Jimmy core guys.

The bandana had me think of Martyn 'n Ren aswell‼️‼️

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Oh. I'm so not normal about this actually

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Underrated Crane Wives song (trust)

guys i like the life series so ofc I like the crane wives amd there's this 1 song I don't see ANYBODY talking abt and it's sooooo shadowrot/lizzie and cleo!!

Its called strangler fig- so like just imagine

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guys is there a shipname for Sausage/Martyn??? Like everything on Ap3 has Scott in it (love him frfr) but like what I just get my 2 guys with male-gentital-related names by themselves???

Pleasee like dude PLEASE💔💔

Anyways Martyn and Dennis

(RIP Molly's sheep💔)

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I camt get this put if my head, the song first ofc bc it's everywhere- but mean gills my beloved??💔💔

(Ren is Penelope guys💔)

Hey! So I have been thinking and like have you ever heard it watched Epic the musical bc like major wood kinda like Scott is swear fits Calypso and Love in paradise and Not sorry for loving you and somoen mentioned how Martyn kinda would fit like Odysseus while Ren fit Penelope. Any like thoughts or anything on that? Bc why would they fit so much and be so cute!!!

I have!! It’s ironic, I think the day before you sent this ask was my first time fully listening to epic hshss - but consider me obsessed

I love your idea so much!!! Aaaaaa

I love Scott as calypso it’s perfect

Might have gotten a bit carried away :^

More on epic and the life series :p ;

I made a post before about martyn as Odysseus and Scott as the siren - but Penelope was netty (nettyplays his irl wife). But I also adore ren being Penelope so much aaaa

There was also one time I tried to fully cast all the lifers as the whole epic cast, inspired by my friends original idea of Jimmy as Odysseus and Scott as Penelope, so I’ll put a link to that aswell

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What do we do with this thing

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Martyn's special mix of possessiveness and disloyalty is so funny because he'll literally go "Why isn't Scott prioritizing me? What ever happened to mean gills? 🙄" like buddy you happened- best friend you stabbed him-

/lh/silly