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ykw im desperately disappointed the bitches who read umineko didnt pounce on this post when i first made it. Do you have any idea how long i had to suffer fucking homestucks thinking they owned the idea of red text.

All text posts will be written in blood from now on

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Who Here Believe In Vanpires

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I was flipping bricks for Tiamat before you were a type one civilization, you stupid piece of shit, this shit aint NOTHING to me, man

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ok hear me out. vampires but instead of bat-coded they’re cat-coded. crepuscular people who thrive at dawn and dusk. their coffins sit near the windows and they slumber in the sunlight. they’re magnetized to heat sources because they can’t produce their own. when they yawn and their teeth do That Thing. hear me out. vampires coded by creatures other than bats. snake vampires are comforted by the constricted area of a coffin. wolf vampires stick together. coyote vampires are scrappy and loud and hunt around the clock. hear me out

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disturbed by how little ppl acknowledge the secondary health risks of vampire bites. if your vampire lover is drinking your blood you MUST be up to date on your tetanus shot. puncture wounds are at especially high risk for tetanus infections. just because your partner was born in 1312 doesn’t mean you have to die like it.

moreover they should be prepping the bite point with an alcohol wipe.

and while I’m at it, I’ve noticed a blithe disregard for health & safety when it comes to blood pacts. can’t believe I have to say this but you should absolutely NOT be cutting your palm open with the pocket knife from your belt holster (??????)

if you’re expecting to be in a blood pact/oath situation please just pick up some sterile finger lancets from the pharmacy. cannot stress this all enough.

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it was exactly like this

my dhampir character told strahd to kill himself today with zero consequence how are yall doing today

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my dhampir character told strahd to kill himself today with zero consequence how are yall doing today

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[Pointing in the mirror that doesnt show my reflection] Your exotic animals are DASTARDLY. Your bat swarm is DEADLY. You are an EXCEPTIONALLY TERRIFYING BEAST OF THE NIGHT and you are SEXY AS ALL HELL. Do NOT let the haters tell you otherwise.

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i feel like somehow yall managed to "guy who only watched boss baby: getting a lot of boss baby vibes from this" the entire concept of writing in blood. also

トリプルデスバットアタック

[TRIPLE DEATH BAT ATTACK]

All text posts will be written in blood from now on

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YOU

All text posts will be written in blood from now on

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Make a Vampire character who just really sucks at hiding the fact that they're a vampire. Like it's really fucking obvious dude, no one is being fooled here, you look like one those feratu.

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NO HE DID NOT!!!

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NO HE DID NOT!!!

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Knowing that dhampirs in 5e can have a pretty typical vampire origin without being full blown vampires is great cause u can have all the sexiness of the drama and allure of a vampire without sunlight fucking turning them to dust and them being accused of being stinky cause they cant stand in running water.

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Knowing that dhampirs in 5e can have a pretty typical vampire origin without being full blown vampires is great cause u can have all the sexiness of the drama and allure of a vampire without sunlight fucking turning them to dust and them being accused of being stinky cause they cant stand in running water.

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"you havent posted about astarion baldurs gate 3! a vampire in a ttrpg world setting like in dnd is right up your ally!!"

see i havent posted about him because ive been too busy playing baldur's gate 3. please understand.

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it’s been a long day pass the gay vampires