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pt. 2

The next evening, Wednesday's phone rings.

Wednesday: Hello.

Ghostface: (in his usual garbled voice) Hello, Wednesday. Wanna play a game?

Wednesday: You again. Don't you have friends?

Ghostface: I thought we are friends.

Wednesday: ....

Ghostface: Did you miss me?

Wednesday: Why would I miss you?

Ghostface:....

Wednesday: Is that all? I have a body to dissect.

Ghostface: My kind of girl... *evil laugh*

Wednesday: You dissect bodies, too?

Ghostface: Not really. But I enjoy stabbing them with my knife, the bloodier the better.

Wednesday: Hmm... I do like stabbing, but I also find it quite crude. The lack of sophistication turns me off.

Ghostface: Why you gotta be so mean?

Wednesday: Hello? Are you sobbing?

Call ended.

Wednesday's phone rings while she's in the middle of typing up her chapter.

Wednesday: This better be good or I will send a thousand curses your way.

Ghostface: Hello (creepy voice)... What's your favorite horror movie.

Wednesday (getting excited): What a wonderful question... Cannibal Holocaust. Oh, but wait, I do not converse with strangers, most especially not on the phone.

Ghostface: Well, good thing I'm actually inside your dormitory building... Find me, and we'll talk personally (laughs maniacally).

Wednesday: You are? Why don't you find me, then.

Ghostface: Wanna play a game?

Wednesday: Not with you.

Ghostface: C'mon, let's play Hide and Seek.

Wednesday: I am not in the mood for childish games, silly stranger, I have a novel to finish. Good night. (hangs up)

Phone rings again.

Wednesday doesn't pick up.

Phone rings again.

Wednesday turns off her cellphone.

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Wednesday's phone rings while she's in the middle of typing up her chapter.

Wednesday: This better be good or I will send a thousand curses your way.

Ghostface: Hello (creepy voice)... What's your favorite horror movie.

Wednesday (getting excited): What a wonderful question... Cannibal Holocaust. Oh, but wait, I do not converse with strangers, most especially not on the phone.

Ghostface: Well, good thing I'm actually inside your dormitory building... Find me, and we'll talk personally (laughs maniacally).

Wednesday: You are? Why don't you find me, then.

Ghostface: Wanna play a game?

Wednesday: Not with you.

Ghostface: C'mon, let's play Hide and Seek.

Wednesday: I am not in the mood for childish games, silly stranger, I have a novel to finish. Good night. (hangs up)

Phone rings again.

Wednesday doesn't pick up.

Phone rings again.

Wednesday turns off her cellphone.

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what water was Camren drinking back in 2016? because we really won that year. Iconic, never the same, peak Lauren and Camila. That's my parents right there.

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Enid: Wednesday, go apologize to Thing or I won't help you.

Wednesday:

Enid:

Wednesday: Yes, querida.

Enid: Wednesday, I made a black cat costume for you.

Wednesday:

Enid:

Wednesday: Yes, querida.

Enid: Wednesday, I made us matching snoods!

Wednesday:

Enid:

Wednesday: Yes, querida.

Enid: Wednesday, please get rid of your creepy crime board.

Wednesday:

Enid:

Wednesday: Yes, querida.

Enid: Wednesday, please hold me in your-

Wednesday: Yes, querida.

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When I read "until 2 am" I choked. Like damn girlie got some stamina. Give Auntie a break. 🫠

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I'm so ready for Normani to fuck me up omg

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Lauren 😍

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Are you sure you’re no longer upset with me?

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knowing how much of a perfectionist and hands-on Jenna is when it comes to her roles, I wonder how much practice she did for this kissing scene lmao like it's so perfect??? I know it's male gaze-y but idc, I haven't been able to move on since I saw this. Do we know how many takes this took? Why is she so good at everything she does?

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JENNA ORTEGA as CAIRO SWEET in MILLER’S GIRL.

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not to be disrespectful, but I just know that Wednesday Addams is a freak in the sheets, like Enid could be on her period right now, and our favorite short emo girl is gonna be like 'say no more Babycakes I gotchu....'

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Woman...why do you this to me?

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the rizz this woman has is insane istg

The Crush on this Woman 😍😍😍😍🫠🫠🫠

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JENNA ORTEGA as CAIRO SWEET in MILLER’S GIRL. second gif, favorite gif because of her eyes. *-*

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y’all… let’s talk about the gay tension in this scene PLEASE. wednesday letting enid grab her arm and drag her LITERALLY wherever tf she wanted, enid staring at wednesday’s lips with that fucking oh-my-god-i’m-so-attracted-to-you lesbian ass look, both of them about to fucking STEP ON EACH OTHER WITH HOW CLOSE THEY’RE WALKING-

also it makes me so soft to think about even though enid was celebrating, she immediately realized wednesday’s absence and went to find her. there’s something so gay about that, like. she just wants to be with her pretty roomie all the time, so what if she’s planning their wedding in her head?? so WHAT if all she can do is stare like 0_0 at her lips and think about kissing the mess out of her??? she literally can’t help it. not her fault she’s a raging queer.

and then there’s this…

i feel like i’m intruding-

wednesday isn’t even subtle, she wants to kiss. so bad. and those EYES? my gOD SHE’S ACTUALLY IN LOVE. AND THE WAY SHE WATCHES HER LEAVE?? WENS YOU’RE A HOMO, BABE. A 🗣️HOMO. also her saying that she’ll think about hanging out with enid and her friends because she’s fucking SOFT for enid and she’s willing to try uncomfortable things for her and she doesn’t want to hurt her feelings by saying no because she CARES. WEDNESDAY ADDAMS CARES ABOUT ENID SINCLAIR AND I WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT. TRY AND MAKE ME.

ugh. they’re both disasters, and it makes me a disaster, and i just want to protect them forever and ever and ever.