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Hello bisexual community

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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

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buzz is maga btw lol

On this, the anniversary of the lunar landing, let us also celebrate the greatest post-mission achievement by a crewman.

I refer, of course, to the time Buzz Aldrin (age 72 at the time) cold-cocked a moon landing conspiracy theorist straight in his smug face after being accused of being a coward, liar, and thief.

Yes, someone was indeed dumb enough to tell a man so unafraid of death that he was willing to go into the void on a fragile explosive rocket, a coward.

Said dumbass was filming this confrontation as some sort of proof of moon fraud, but has instead captured this glorious moment of near-cosmic justice for us to loop for all time.

Aldrin was not charged with any crime. He should have been given another medal for public service.

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Conservatives whiteness, writ large.

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so itchio has shadowbanned any games tagged with 'nsfw', 'adult', or 'erotic' so they don't show up in searches, and several devs have reported that their r18 games have been removed from the site with no warning

you know, maybe the internet shouldn’t be controlled by payment processors and terf lobbyists. and maybe people should be more concerned about this rise of censorship on queer media.

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“You know why i’m here”

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“I’m going to dedicate my entire ideology to making sure Democrats lose. Yes my anti-Democrat talking points sound suspiciously like drivel from Fox News and spam bots but I can’t fall for right-wing disinformation because I’m not white and cis and het and male. Warning me about the things Republicans literally say they will do if they win is emotional blackmail and you’re victimizing me. Besides, didn’t you hear me? I hate Democrats and will NEVER vote for them. But despite my constant posts about how much I want Democrats to lose, and my posts celebrating when they lost, you’re a fascist for blaming me when Republicans win and do all the horrible things they campaigned on. Don’t you know Demokkkrats would’ve been doing the same things anyway, even though they literally didn’t the last time they were in power? I don’t go off Demokkkrats’ actual records, I go off tiktoks and vibes. You must take me very seriously or else you’re committing genocide.”

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they should make nervous systems that are less nervous

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You better listen to what he’s telling you..

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there’s this extremely kind soul of a woman on instagram that makes accessible recipes that don’t require standing, chopping, or a stove and she might just have a permanent place in my heart

edit: here's her YouTube account, as well as her TikTok and Facebook :)

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Watch: John Cena continues, “So, let’s try this one more time. Close your eyes.” 

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i think the western world has made us so caught up on having a purpose and finding it for our whole entire lives. some indigenous cultures believe we’re alive and here just as trees and animals are: to be here and to beautiful and strange, to simply just be. we don’t need to achieve anything to be valid in our humanness.

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donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time