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there's literally nothing i love more than when zac picks an npc for his character to have a deep, irrational hatred for

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Also to be clear if you put the new Harry Potter show on my dashboard I will be unfollowing and probably blocking you. JK Rowling is responsible for the death and pain of too many trans people to count in my country and I cannot tolerate her new way of trying to gain cultural and financial power in any way shape or form.

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Ally Beardsley is so good at playing Hot Competent Adults with Messy Internal Lives. Russell is the #1 fix-it man, and the sluttiest person alive, and desperately lonely. Margaret can do more in a battle with her HSBC app than most people can do with a gun. Also she is in a codependent decade-long lesbian situationship with her former coworker and current enemy. Pete is messier than most, but goddamn if he isn't good at selling drugs, and goddamn if he isn't a great Vox Phantasma. Kristen's not an adult but she's well on her way to getting back with her ex while simultaneously championing a brand new pantheon of gay goddesses. What a pc roster.

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saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

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Bruce truly hates magic with every pump and beat of his heart.

What kinda curse is Slang, anyway?

“This is the best day of my life.”

“Bro really thought he ate with that.” Bruce physically feels a full body shiver, charged with nausea and cringe. “This is level 10 cringe. Can’t have shit in Gotham.”

Dick is his earth bound angel, but he laughs like a demon at him, holding onto Jason for support, pledging his eternal loyalty to Zatana and her pettiness.

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“Hey, old bat, hook me up with an adrenaline shot.”

What he wants to say is Jay, do not try and fight with 6 bullets in your stomach.

What comes out instead, through Bruce’s grit teeth and intense, fierce glaring, “Not you trying to go back to your corpse era. See how I only took 2 shots? Very demure. Very mindful.”

Jason passes out from blood loss, but mostly laughter.

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“Chat, is this real?”

Stephanie barely bites back a full belly cackle. “I think he just asked us if we copied.”

“I wish I was Jason, 15.”

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“This is not a slay environment. Killing is flop behavior.” He keeps his eyes shut and buries his face in his hands. Trying to convince Damian not to stab someone doesn’t seem to work.

Damian gives him a pat like he’s a pitiful cat. “I’ll only stab the non lethal areas.”

“God, I wish that were me.”

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no but it's the fact that all the players/cast actually pass around and sign gorgug's "yearbook" (which is in actuality just zac's book where he takes notes(?) as far as I understand) when fig and him come back from their tour in the first episode of the sophomore year!!!!

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When u want to confess to ur crush but she's so handsome you panic and ask her to rob a bank with you instead. Common lesbian experience

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I'm so tired of not being able to tell my best friend I'm in love with her, I'm going to [remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] ask her to rob banks with me in the hopes that the adrenalin and masks will give me the bravery to tell her how I truly feel

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Happy pride to everyone but me because 4 straight, cis, white men are aggressively more of lesbians than I ever could be.

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Slight spoiler for starstruck odyssey:

I gotta be honest I was so excited for Zac oyama playing just an absolute fucking asshole but sentient goo is real good too

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Mixed race/culture and neurodivergent allegories of Zac Oyama's characters came straight for me and simultaneously cured and broke me

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Alter emos! What a finale 🖤

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This couldn't have been more perfect for Fig.

Text post by @lindleland

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number one fabian gorgug moment will always be i run at him and i hug him harder than ive hugged anyone in my life but a close second is during fabian's first party at seacaster manor and gorgug's parents text fabian to ask where gorgug is and he just sends back a picture of him sleeping under the couch with his feet sticking out

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I got a Kofi request to draw D20 characters in the dome.

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i can still hear her voice