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just got called out of work and I got so excited I put clothes on my dog

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Ive been thinking more about 1899 (i might rewatch it soon….ive been thinkibg about a particular death) and i think ramiro is the type of boyfriend that. You know that one tumblr post about a guy having to hold his boyfriends face back because he has bronchitis and his boyfriend keeps trying to kiss him? Yeah methinks ramiro would totally try to kiss ángel while ángel is sick and be so wildly confused when he himself then gets sick

KJHGFDSDFGHJHGFG THATS SO REAL,,, Ramiro would be all sad like "my love :( why won't you let me kiss you :( what did I do :(" and angel doesnt even respond he just gives the most tired look and goes back to sleep

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i love you star trek,,, i love you muppets,,, i love you star trek muppets

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two sheep. standing still

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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

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WAIT!!!! HOLD THE PRESS!!!!! LADY D-IFY RANDY FROM THE PASSENGER RIGHT NOW!!!!!

SILAS I ALREADY DID RANDY BUT I GOT YOUR OTHER ASK AND I WILL BE FORCING BENSON INTO THE TRANSFORMATION WAKJHGFDFGHJ

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it’s sooo funny when rude customers encounter employees who can deny them service for the first time.

i was working at a little cafe where I could deny service over bad behavior, harassment etc. & mask mandates had just ended a week before & already people were being weird about me still wearing mine—an N95, the kind shaped kinda like a duckbill.

so this man walked in, looked at me sooo scathingly, laughed at me, and said “damn. never known a woman to choose…practicality over looks.”

And I just said, “oh. you can go, you’re not getting a drink.” And he said, “what???”

I said, “sir, you just walked in at 6 am & called women impractical and me ugly in one sentence.”

And he was so astonished he didn’t even argue he just turned around and left 💀🙏🏻 it was like he suddenly became self aware

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the idea that restrooms, locker rooms, etc need to be single-sex spaces in order for women to be safe is patriarchy's way of signalling to men & boys that society doesn't expect them to behave themselves around women. it is directly antifeminist. it would be antifeminist even if trans people did not exist. a feminist society would demand that women should be safe in all spaces even when there are men there.

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«— I see you.»

(Data through Geordie's eyes)

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randy randy randy randy I am so crazy about him like he makes me insaaaane lol. I love how he has pictures of beaches and maps and trinkets displayed in his modest little bedroom. I love how he lives right in front of an industrial park and takes his time picking a radio station in the car before work. I love how he nods his head along obediently with his manager during the morning meeting. I love how he gets embarrassed when he says his own name. How easy it is to just lift him up. How his clothing never seems to fit. How men wish they could be his dad. I love how Benson could suffocate him without even trying. How Benson can choke him and threaten him and beat him and Randy won't even raise his voice. How he won't ever run. How he never screams. How you can feel hurt just looking at him. I can't stop thinking of him. Randy Bradley forever

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Thanks Erik Knudsen for playing two characters I love from two horror movies I love

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how to find literally any post on a blog in seconds (on desktop)

there are so many posts about ~tumblr is so broken, you can’t find any post on your own blog, it’s impossible, bluhrblub~

I am here to tell you otherwise! it is in fact INCREDIBLY easy to find a post on a blog if you’re on desktop/browser and you know what you’re doing:

url.tumblr.com/tagged/croissant will bring up EVERY post on the blog tagged with the specific and exact phrase #croissant. every single post, every single time. in chronological order starting with the most recent post. note: it will not find #croissants or that time you made the typo #croidnssants. for a tag with multiple words, it’s just /tagged/my-croissant and it will show you everything with the exact phrase #my croissant

url.tumblr.com/tagged/croissant/chrono will bring up EVERY post on the blog tagged with the exact phrase #croissant, but it will show them in reverse order with the oldest first 

url.tumblr.com/search/croissant isn’t as perfect at finding everything, but it’s generally loads better than the search on mobile. it will find a good array of posts that have the word croissant in them somewhere. could be in the body of the post (op captioned it “look at my croissant”) or in the tags (#man I want a croissant). it won’t necessarily find EVERYTHING like /tagged/ does, but I find it’s still more reliable than search on mobile. you can sometimes even find posts by a specific user by searching their url. also, unlike whatever random assortment tumblr mobile pulls up, it will still show them in a more logically chronological order

url.tumblr.com/day/2020/11/05 will show you every post on the blog from november 5th, 2020, in case you’re taking a break from croissants to look for destiel election memes 

url.tumblr.com/archive/ is search paradise. easily go to a particular month and see all posts as thumbnails! search by post type! search by tags but as thumbnails now

url.tumblr.com/archive/filter-by/audio will show you every audio post on your blog (you can also filter by other post types). sometimes a little imperfect if you’re looking for a video when the op embedded the video in a text post instead of posting as a video post, etc

url.tumblr.com/archive/tagged/croissant will show you EVERY post on the blog tagged with the specific and exact phrase #croissant, but it will show you them in the archive thumbnail view divided by months. very useful if you’re looking for a specific picture of a croissant that was reblogged 6 months ago and want to be able to scan for it quickly 

url.tumblr.com/archive/filter-by/audio/tagged/croissant will show you every audio post tagged with the specific phrase #croissant (you can also filter by photo or text instead, because I don’t know why you have audio posts tagged croissant) 

the tag system on desktop tumblr is GENUINELY amazing for searching within a specific blog! 

caveat: this assumes a person HAS a desktop theme (or “custom theme”) enabled. a “custom theme” is url.tumblr.com, as opposed to tumblr.com/url. I’ve heard you have to opt-into the former now, when it used to be the default, so not everyone HAS a custom theme where you can use all those neat url tricks. 

if the person doesn’t have a “custom theme” enabled, you’re beholden to the search bar. still, I’ve found the search bar on tumblr.com/url is WAY more reliable than search on mobile. for starters, it tends to bring posts up in a sensible order, instead of dredging up random posts from 2013 before anything else

if you’re on mobile, I’m sorry. godspeed and good luck finding anything. (my one tip is that if you’re able to click ON a tag rather than go through the search bar, you’ll have better luck. if your mutual has recently reblogged a post tagged #croissant, you can click #croissant and it’ll bring up everything tagged #croissant just like /tagged/croissant. but if there’s no readily available tag to click on, you have to rely on the mobile search bar and its weird bizarre whims) 

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so maybe the director of the passenger (2023) has a patreon for gay erotica photography and maybe johnny berchtold is on there and maybe I just subscribed to have access to the shoot so what