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Handsome lungfish from last summer! He's ready for a beach date

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Once a son, always a son

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daily dose of reality checks:

-People hate mirrors that don’t flatter them (stay with me now)

-Friend to all is a friend to none (hello, Taylor Swift. stay with me now)

-if you get under their skin, let it crawl. (stay with me now)

-they hate you because you reminded them of someone they can never be (sheesh I know stay with me now)

-people like you better when you hate yourself. (ouch but xo)

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Re-animator (1985) // Beyond Re-animator (2003)

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fanon herbert west: i despise jokes and i take everything incredibly seriously and i’m too repressed to even consider initiating any kind of physical or emotional connection with anyone

canon herbert west: DAN LOOK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!! jk lol 😂🤣😂🤣 also i’m gonna press my entire body against yours at any given opportunity if u don’t mind

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Made this last night. This is for any horror/Jeffrey Combs fans out there. ENJOY!!!

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everyone says they like weird girls until weird girls act like a weird girl

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things you DO NOT need to be a man

1) a dick

2) he/him pronouns

3) xy chromosomes

things you DO need to be a man

1) a mind that is stronger than iron, that shines like a light in the dark

2) a body that could wrestle a lion, and then deal out a witty remark

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Re-Animator (1985)

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day 1 of trying not to think about gay sex

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ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH?

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I finished House MD and it absolutely WRECKED me so you know what that means…!

MUSIC: Placing The Blame by Self

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A little alternate ending thing for the ao3 animations i never posted 💗

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fanon herbert west: i despise jokes and i take everything incredibly seriously and i’m too repressed to even consider initiating any kind of physical or emotional connection with anyone

canon herbert west: DAN LOOK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!! jk lol 😂🤣😂🤣 also i’m gonna press my entire body against yours at any given opportunity if u don’t mind

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and again spyscout'smom

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He’s hallucinating Amber and Kutner I was then shot 58 times

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KUTNER?????????? IT’S AMBER ALL OVER AHAIN FUCK

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He 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 he freaking relapsed 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 for Wilson 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭oh my GOD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭