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when potential husband #1 smacks potential bf #3’s ass and crush #2 laughs while my friends crush videos it

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“You can stop swimming now, Lily. We finally reached the shore.”

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“It stops here. With me and you. It ends with us.”

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OH MY JESUS CHRIST JUST KISS ALREADY

I’m gonna fucking lose my mind

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pov: you wanna write a book but can’t decide between a ghost hunting thriller with a romantic subplot or a seemingly cute summer romance with characters that have tragic backstories

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little brother (jokingly): I’m so scared to go back to school tomorrow

bf (sarcastically): yeah same

me: doesn’t say anything because I know my mental health is gonna suffer the second my alarm goes off in the morning

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“when he was wiping cow shit on me, it was quite possibly the most turned-on I have ever been.”

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when he walks to your house and you drink hot chocolate together and watch snow fall>>>

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when you finally like someone who likes you back and treats you with respect>>>

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me: yk I think I’m ready to move on from my crush

*crush walks in*

me: 😍

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me flirting with my friends as a joke: flawless, smooth, amazing

me whenever I see my crush ever: stutters, becomes a tomato, doesn’t stop fidgeting

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