promise2001

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most people when they misspeak: uhh buhh lowing the mawn?? 🤪

me when i misspeak: officer, not only have i been drinking but i have a bomb in the trunk. take even one step back and i will shoot you with a gun

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theres a bunch of pics of ke huy quan taking selfies w celebrities and his default pose is to point at them. and jeremy strong is the only one who just. touches their fingers together

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WHERE IS MY WIFE

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for god so loved the world that he freaked it

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Pregnant woman: eats rabbit

Rabbit soul staring at developing baby: This is where the fun begins

Baby a few years later: Has weird eyes and scampers

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*skyrim villager voice* i hear the High King is switching everyone from wet food to dry food today

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there's still time for Succession to have an early 2000s romcom tier dance party ending at Logan's funeral

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where's the oscar for whoever made this gif

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THE FLY  1986, dir. David Cronenberg

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Kendall Roy + character tropes 

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im watching a speedrun of some dumb "backrooms" game and this tutorial tip it gives you is killing me

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me when i cant abandon my shame