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aquarium advertisments say stuiff like discover the longtooth grouper this friday
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'I always wanted to fuck him' caption under a picture of a dark room with nothing in it
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like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear
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i hate to admit this but i think if i were in a bad mood and spongebob were around i wouldnt be able to navigate that situation with the patience or grace it demands. and i worry he would blame himself
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everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.
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an insane girl showing you her boobs and spending time with you... it can heal you in many ways
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Internet users: I'm not going to drink cocacola products anymore because they used AI in their marketing!
Cocacola, regularly:

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I didn’t realize you were the person who did the fanfiction tag drinks.
ahah yeah that's meeee!!
If you guys are interested they are all available as stickers on my RB!!
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