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Being demisexual and bi is funny to me. Anyone can hit it but you must suffer The Gauntlet first
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"If you're not american, why do you even care-"
US-based company YouTube just nuked the government funded channel for HIV prevention in Germany. The channel is purely educational and had no prior (or current) violations.
Assuming you guys get elections again; if I see a single person telling non-US-americans to stay out of it, it's on sight.
(german source) As of writing, the channel has been reinstated due to public backlash, but is missing several videos.
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i have to be silly every day or my brain will start growing mold
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"let men be friends" no they have to fuck each other raw
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"Just a cold" that puts holes in your mitochondria doctor's can't see.
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Scientists have just discovered some rocks at the bottom of the ocean can make oxygen... and they do it in complete darkness!
These aren’t magic stones, they’re polymetallic nodules, potato-sized metal lumps packed with manganese, cobalt, and nickel.
But here’s the twist; when seawater flows over their surfaces, they generate tiny electric currents that can split water molecules into hydrogen and oxygen. No sunlight, no photosynthesis, just deep-sea chemistry creating breathable gas in the pitch black.
This “dark oxygen” could explain how deep-sea creatures survive in low-oxygen zones far from the surface. What's even wilder is that if this can happen on Earth, it could be happening right now in the hidden oceans of Europa or Enceladus, two icy moons that scientists think might host alien life.
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somewhere a 13 year old girl just had the thought "i wish i was born a boy" for the very first time
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everyone always acts so aghast about the whole “the doctor kidnapped his first companions!” thing which yeah obviously terrifying from ian and barbara’s pov but you really gotta look at it from the angle of “guy who just ran away from home comes across someone breaking into his car and in a panic locks the doors hits the gas and now they’re all very very lost” and then it becomes hysterical
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The ice cream boss can be seen in footage saying: "You're killing poor kids in Gaza and paying for it by cutting Medicaid for kids here."
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discord is broken? tumblr is a cesspit? twitter is evil? join us on bleeble! talkr is free ^w^. all your friends are moving over to deadjournal. harassmeonline is open source and the devs only killed three people. nobodytalksforum has great moderators. poob's starting up an sms app. use poob. give poob your phone number. talk to me on poob. go to poob. dive into poob. poob has me for you. poob has me for you.
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me: saving a file locally any program: hii 😏save it on the cloud... 😫🫠hey did you know we have a cloud service??😳🤤 hey🥺. you want to save locally 😫😭but pleassse upload. 🫠😫😫omg our service now includes😈 online sevicr😏👄. upload it to 🤤clowud👄..we have a 👀 cloud🤤🥺🥺. give it to me Rachel😳😫hey! 😘 look!!👀👀 online servbive .save it on 💦 our 💦 server💦🥺🥺 😈. oww m g 👉🏻👈🏻pleasss😳🥴 uploard your fileee on our cloud service😭���. it's so good!!😵💫 give it to mmmeee 😫🥺 do it.👄 noo 😮not locally🥴😭😭. use our 😘online servjceeee👉🏻👈🏻😩
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your humorous post has delighted me. i will now absorb it into my dark crystal
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It's so funny how the game store used to sell games the music store used to sell music and hot topic used to sell goffic accessories but now they all stock the same anime backpacks and novelty fnaf soap of whatever
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