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in the 21st century you will either have to show mastercard video footage of your heterosexual christian marriage in order to unlock the copy and paste tools on your computer, or communism will make it so that you can get free surgery to add a knot to your dick. and you gotta choose which side you’re on pretty fuckin fast

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uuuhhhhh idk people on Tumblr so whoever wanna join~

Game: Describe yourself ONLY with pictures you have, you CANNOT search or download new pictures.

Saw someone else doing this on my dash and it looked fun so here I am 👀

Tagging: @feelymeely @megandg @comatosebunny09 @iraot @theold-ultraviolence @writhingg @londonfog-chan

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Hey. I think I hate you.

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some organizations working on the ground in gaza right now

gaza soup kitchen

the sameer project

salam charity

watermelon relief

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what a coincidence: I got into Slay the Gods which exclusively has 65 fanfiction, all written in Mandarin and I am considering china as a place for my undergrad

(someone fucking help me Google translate is making me go insane, I've spent two hours on my notes app making the entire masked squad be simps for Xuanwo, and all I have are just one Tumblr user to get their names from cuz the FANDOM WIKI IS SHIT-)

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So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry.

So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.

She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal.

He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet...

"Oh you have a dick?"

"... yeah."

He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says

"Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"

And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride.

My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can't please my girl, but I'll show them!"

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Not my friend telling me she's "disappointed in me" for saying English people suck

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Okay, you need to make sure you play this game at some point. Maybe not today or anything, because you’ll need about thirty minutes and a serious willingness to understand how it works, but - it’s so worth it. It’s basically an answer to our occasional frustration - why do assholes always come out on top? - and the beautiful thing about it is that not only does it explain how that happens, but also how we can change it.

“In the short run, the game defines the players. But in the long run, it’s us players who define the game.”

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Tag yourself as this list of “bad art” features, according to a twitter fascist

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Happy Birthday, Naruto. Eat your cake and have it too

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asking out

SERVASHAAAA SERVAL NATASHAAAA MY FAVORITE SHIIPPP FJJGJDKKD i need more servasha lovers please i am begging we can squeal about old women yuri together <33333

bonus:

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my team dynamic in nearest future because i don't play gacha i play house

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spiderkaveh i made almost a year ago but never posted for some reason

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Someone's about to get scolded. 😄

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I was forced to draw them (I didn't mind)

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