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Getting fed up with the excessive colors now offered for crayons, my 4 year old child does not need 116 colors to draw his stupid square houses especially if hes just going to eat the crayons anyways

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Kanyes at the march lol republicans stay losing

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you talkin smack abt the transformers while yo girl gettin cozy with a decepticon  💀

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dudes who play pub g be like

Yeah I love migos. Offset is my favorite but Quavo is the cutest. hehe.

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Ima act like I aint even see that

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my dad said oh no after dropping the pizza and the kool aid man broke into our house and beat the shit out of him

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frederic remington

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classic winter fun

painting softballs white and throwing them at,unsuspecting children

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DO NOT tag or message me!

I am in the fushigi zone!

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Joe was unable to tell the sick child that he was diagnosed with terminal cancer, making him tonights big loser

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probably posted this one before, but heres the thing, i dont even care

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*listening to prophet lex music*

“ son, i say son, Turn that Lynyrd Skynyrd up!!”

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This pack of Extra chewing gum says it has “long lasting flavor” but the flavor doesnt even last that long.

it lasts about 20-30 minutes on a moderate chew