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Engage in homoerotic banter with a married defendant.

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Take a little girl not liking you very personally.

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Perform an air guitar solo so powerful it gives your opposing counsel a penalty.

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Have unnecessary feelings for your opposing counsel.

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Hyperfixate on a single insult, and experiment with crafting entire sentences around it.

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jacques, what's it like to have at least one fan (me)

Mr. Porstman is currently unable to take questions directly due to being behind bars, but he told me he appreciates your support!

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Remind your dim-witted friend that it will be the Ides of March in a matter of hours.

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have a shitty family

I love how families in Ace Attorney are never just allowed to be Normal. Either your family is an inextricable part of your tragic narrative or you have no notable family members to speak of at all and there’s no in-between

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Always carry a spare cravat. Just in case.

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Get shot, kill someone, go on your first (and only) vacation

The fact that no one questioned the timing of that for fifteen years really tells you everything you need to know about the Japanifornia legal system ngl

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Don't go to therapy, ever.

Asking who this suggestion is for would be like asking what color the Pink Panther is.

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Gentle reminder that this blog’s mod has not played AA5, AA6, or TGAA1/2 and does not wish to be spoiled, so do not submit/send asks with suggestions pertaining to those games.

If you follow me and have not read my pinned post, please do so. I am feeling kind today but be mindful that further infractions of submission guidelines will result in a block.

Thank you for your understanding.

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If someone glares at you, it’s only polite to return the favor. Always be prepared for a staring contest, especially around:

Security cameras.

Dogs.

Your own reflection.

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Wear sunglasses in court.

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call your new adopted sibling your younger sibling despite the fact that they're. like. 7 years older

If you were there first, you’re older by default.

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Help your little brother commit fraud pretend to be a defense attorney because his boyfriend asked him to.

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Commit fraud pretend to be a defense attorney because your boyfriend asked you to.