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Pip sips, Dan doesn't.. themz the rules!

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the fact that they're so comfortable sharing these moments with us, having every right not to, knowing that we'd spam the pictures on the timeline calling them lovers is so important to me

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My ultimate weakness is thinking about them having Lester family time, and how Dan is just so naturally a part of the family by this point, and how they must be such fun uncles, singing silly meme songs about sheep, and them being goofy and relaxed on holiday together... :(

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insane that dan was like i think this guy is hot and funny and i want to get him to notice me and now he has a whole fucking family he didn’t used to have

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for @wdapteo!

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ᵒʰ ᵍᵒᵈ ⁿᵒ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵍᵒd ⁿᵒ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵐʸ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗ ᶜᵃⁿ’ᵗ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᶦᵗ

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i hope luigi mangione is proven innocent & gets to sue a ton of companies for slander and win & i hope he gets enough money to rebuild his life and get any help for his chronic pain that he needs & i hope he’s able to disappear from the public eye entirely if that’s what he wants

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fuck "girl lunch" fuck "girl math" a woman is a hairy animal who sweats and grunts and excretes and hungers and gets wrinkly and dies eventually. you have to love that.

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(gripping the skink with both hands, pale and feverish, sweating and shaking as I look at myself in the mirror) “killing a character is a valid writing choice that can be a crucial plot mechanic and lend beauty and depth to the story as a whole” (wretches up blood into the sink) “even when it’s my favorite character”

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If you're looking for a sign to be sluttier this is it.

Text them, sext them, post that nude. Buy the outfit that shows off too much, wear it. Even if you feel self conscious at first you'll love being a slutty sex object once you give it a try.

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the more i read about the changes to Lilo & Stitch, the more

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This is what life is like for me online, for the record.

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collect my flop posts

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