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if your youtuber clyde donovan aus don’t include his video thumbnails looking exactly like this then you’re doing it wrong

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should you fight them: south park edition

Cartman: Ok so objectively you shouldn’t fight him because he fed a guy his own parents over $16, but the point stands that it would be really really easy to win and he totally deserves it. Fight Cartman.

Kyle: He’s been through enough. Leave him be. Don’t fight Kyle.

Stan: He needs a reality check. You’ll probably lose the fight because of his raw power, but it will make him a better person and he will give an “I learned something today” speech over your lifeless body. Fight Stan.

Kenny: He’s dead all the time. Once more won’t kill him. He’d probably let you do it for $5. Fight Kenny.

Butters: PLEASE DON’T FIGHT BUTTERS. He’ll either go ax-crazy as Professor Chaos, or he’ll just stand there and take it. Neither is good. Don’t fight Butters.

Craig: ARE YOU CRAZY. He fought TWEEK. And held his own. Plus if you mess with him you have his boyfriend Tweek to deal with too. Just let them be gay together. Don’t fight Craig.

Tweek: ARE YOU CRAZY. He fought CRAIG. And held his own. Plus if you mess with him you have his boyfriend Craig to deal with too. Just let them be gay together. Don’t fight Tweek.

Token: He’ll probably walk away from the violence and then punch you when you’re not expecting it. Preemptively make the first move. Fight Token.

Clyde: Call him a mama’s boy and he’ll cry. Hit him and he’ll cry. Don’t hit him and he’ll cry. There’s no winning with this one. Take pity on him and buy him a donut and ask him what’s wrong. Don’t fight Clyde.

Jimmy: Jimmy will tell you bad jokes until you either hate him or love him. Either way, you’re not going to get around to fighting him. Don’t fight Jimmy.

Kevin Stoley: Ok, he seems like a BB-8, but in reality he is a Sith Lord Jar Jar. He once took over a ship using only a lightsaber. Don’t fight him if you want to keep your skin. Don’t fight Kevin.

Ike: IKE NEEDS A GOOD ASS KICKING. WHO CARES IF HE’S 3. HE’S IRRESPONSIBLE. KICK THE BABY INDEED. FIGHT IKE.

The Goth Kids: They will mail you to Scottsdale and burn down your house. Depending on which Goth kid you piss off your punishment will vary. Best case scenario…dance-off. Worst case scenerio…being turned into an emo by alien plants. Don���t fight the Goth Kids.

Bradley Biggle: Sure he’s an alien superhero who defeated Cthulhu with the power of mint and berries, yet with a satisfying, tasty crunch, but lets face it. He could use an ass kicking. Fight Bradley Biggle.

Gregory: He’ll hum La Resistance as he’s fighting you and you’ll end up having a duet. Or he’ll refer to the fight as fisticuffs and it won’t even start. You’re never going to get around to fighting Gregory.

The Mole: The Mole is the kind of kid who you’ll have a long-standing feud with but neither of you actually want to do anything about it besides curse at each other. It’s like fighting Gregory, except it’s a conscious choice. You’ll never get around to fighting the Mole, either.

Damien: He will turn you into a duck-billed platypus, set you on fire and damn you to hell, and maybe cry a little bit in the process. You don’t want to see Damien cry. He might cry acid or something.  Don’t fight Damien.

Pip: He looks like a chump British kid who you can push around, but he is a dodgeball master. He will kill you and get his boyfriend to doom you to hell. Don’t fight Pip.

Wendy: She once kicked Cartman’s ass. She might play dirty. Only fight her if necessary.

Bebe: She will ruin your social life. Also if you do fight her she might get hurt which will make Clyde mad and then you’ll have to hit both of the cinnamon rolls??? Don’t fight Bebe.

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Token: Every time I check into this chat I’m even more concerned and confused.

Clyde: I’m high and I love you.

Jimmy: He’s high and he loves you.

Token: Ah.

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This how y'all really be tho

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the truth and only the truth 

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local confused pansexual 

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I was almost too late

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reasons why craig and those guys > stan’s gang

in conclusion

craig and those guys are

superior

edit cus some people are genuinely taking this seriously: don’t. it’s a joke sis.

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Truth and Advertising - Season 19 Episode 6

Clyde has canonly asked Token for a BJ. 

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for the sp ask meme thing, 5, 10, 15, 16, 17, 35

5. Who overreactes the most?Tweek-

10. if you had to match each kid in craig’s gang with the kid that was the most like them in stan’s gang, who would be the most like who? *thonk* stan/craig, kyle/token, cartman/clyde, kenny/jimmy, butters/tweek

15. Name 6 ships that dont already exist (and should stay that way)oh every ship exists my dude. every ship you can think of. it exists. all i can say is that cartman x randy can DIE

16. Match 5 characters with an animal cartman = raccoon (obviously), craig = cat, stan = doggo, butters is a bunbun, tweek is me bc humans are technically animals

35. Write a shitty poem about your favourite characerroses are redgrass is greeni love my sonthat sons name is tweek

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South Park ask/do meme

These are weird, fun and tricky questions (for me at least)

1. Do you hate eric cartman? 

2. Who is the (overall) smartest in stan’s group? 

3. If any of the kids should be immortal and die all the time alongside kenny, who should it be? (who deserves it or who could support kenny, the choice is yours)

4. Is kyle a hypocrite? 

5. Who overreactes the most?

6. Is creek really that great?

7. Do you have any sympathy for cartman?

8. Should Randy just die?

9. Who has the worst familly life out of all the main 4?

10. if you had to match each kid in craig’s gang with the kid that was the most like them in stan’s gang, who would be the most like who?

11. if you had to kill of 3 of any of the main (minimum importance level is Kevin Stoley or Red) kids, who would you murder?

12. Who deserves more love?

13. What are the 3 worst seasons of south park?

14. What are the 3 best seasons?

15. Name 6 ships that dont already exist (and should stay that way)

16. Match 5 characters with an animal

17. Match 5 characters with a type of drink

18. Has Mr. Garrison improved over the years?

19. What is your darkest south park related secret?

20. Name what jobs the main 4 will have when they grow up

21. On a scale of 1-100, how gay is south park?

22. Who is the cutest kid in south park?

23. Name your NOTP(s)

24. Is butters gay?

25. Write a headcanon for one of the girls 

26. Who is the nicest in stan’s group?

27. What is the worst SP fan drawing/fic you have ever seen?

28. is the south park fandom expired?

29. should the south park fandom just end?

30. What do you hate more, this fandom or yourself?

31. Were the last three questions valid or stupid?

32. What SP character are you most like?

33. Which SP character would be your SBF?

34. Which SP character do you have a crush on?

35. Write a shitty poem about your favourite characer

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you kin this post @planetoiid

Honestly, how can you not love Jimmy???? 

He is such a good boy, He’s funny, intelligent, and he deserves way more credit.

Plus, if you need anymore reason to love him, here is a picture that I’m sure will convince you.

case closed

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craig: if you have 10 cookies, and i asked for 5, how many would you have?

clyde: none.

craig: clyde it’s basic math it’s not that har-

clyde: i would give them all to you bc i love you

craig:

craig, holding back tears: gross. absolutely disgusting. get out of my room

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What do you think of the Homestuck Kids (Beta) living in South Park? Also the Trolls as humans and sharing the same class as the kids.

This is a horrible idea anon. I had to draw it. (I used Dave and Davesprite btw because I think they’d make a great Kenny and Craig, respectively)

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Kyle: *looking into cup* what type of tea is this?

Kenny: oh i boiled some Gatorade.

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how come it’s so hard to find regular ass south park fanfic. everything’s so dramatic. man i just wanna read some things about the boys doing dumb mindless shit like in the show but every single fanfic is like “12 years after kyle converted to christianity and stan became a furry for good, craig goes back to south park one last time. clyde is a robot and token is dead. cartman has his bachelor’s in fluvial morphology. kenny is literal alcohol in a bottle and tweek is cursed to have 500 years of bad luck. how will craig break the curse and cope with this tiny mountain town now?”

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has. has anyone done this