pruple-trash
pruple-trash
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pruple-trash · 2 years ago
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i take pride in knowing that dr. doofinshmirtz is my spirit animal. we both are human, have a shitty childhood, and last but not least, low-key want to fuck perry the platypus.
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pruple-trash · 2 years ago
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do you truly like me? do you? if you truly like me would you kiss me on my forehead goodnight?
sing me to sleep
dance in the rain with me?
capture my fart and sniff it like a bong?
paint with me?
cry with me?
lick Nutella off my toes like a goldfish in the desert gasping for air?
would you? huh? would you?
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pruple-trash · 2 years ago
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went looking through my drafts and. what do i even say to this.
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pruple-trash · 2 years ago
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the roll of the eyes
I redownload this app for one day once every maybe two months and unfortunately I’m rewarded every time
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pruple-trash · 2 years ago
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missing babe so much right now
you’ve saved me so much weapon durability in botw and i want to u to know u were appreciated
u cut my trees
u kaboom’d my bokos
i love u
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pruple-trash · 2 years ago
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"i have to water the shitbird wait a minute"
"prosper stupid poultry"
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