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remember when you could google shit and get results about the thing you googled #nostalgia

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If anyone has ideas you'd like to see me try with these prompts just drop me an ask and I'll try to give it a quick sketch 👀

announcing...

Here are the prompts for this year's Barduil October event! We have thirty-one prompts with a variety of vibes. You can write, draw, make a moodboard, make a playlist, or perform an interpretive dance to one, some, many, or all of the prompts - just be sure to tag @bi-widower-dads so one of the mods can share it on the blog! Please feel free to drop an ask or message @scary-grace if you have any questions.

In the meantime, let's give our favorite dads a very interesting October. We can't wait to see what everyone creates!

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you need to understand that i have two sets of headcanons. there's the set of realistic headcanons based on my genuine reading of the show, and then there's me playing pretend with my dolls.

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(talking about a character i really like) fucking annoying ass gayboy i hope he dies

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Something something post BOTFA Thorin being fat and happy with Bilbo

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Not to be anti-Fëanorian on main but my "for you" page just showed me a take so bad I need to cleanse my system. Back In My Day when people were into sexy villains and dark antiheroes and morally complicated bad sad boys they were proud about it and instead I see so so many people being like "this is my blorbo War Crimes McGee, who has never done anything wrong in his life uwu" and posting takes equivalent to "well really if you think about it Abel was the bad guy because he didn't share his meat with Cain 🥺"

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has anyone figured out how much art you need to make to make your mental illness go away

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The Tumblr Experience

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You know that this reblog is a recipe for disaster when you've got people like me following you, yes? Let me clarify. My brain immediately went here:

✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀✨️🦀 [etc... you get the idea]

I'd apologise, but you should've seen this coming.

I'm also mentally 15 or something, so I see nothing wrong with what I did.

That's an entire chapter😭

I can give you this:

Thranduil looks back down at the paper and swallows bile. "How, precisely, am I meant to know what I want if I have not tried any of this before?" he asks, and there's a brittle edge to his voice that he can't quite contain. "You're allowed to guess," Bard says, "and if you realize something isn't going how you expected, you tell me, and we stop." "I see." He doesn't. Nothing is ever that easy.

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no one chained me up tonight so there will be casualties

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help us decide!

We got lots of great ideas for an autumn event, so let's put it to a vote! This poll will run for three days, and hopefully give us the chance to launch the event by September 1st!

please reblog for wider reach, and reply/tag/etc with possible themes and twists you'd like to see!

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we saw you from across the bar and you looked really anxious. can you tell us five things you can see, four things you can hear. okay good, we’re glad you’re okay. do you wanna come home with us and have a threesome?

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@meneliltare is evil for sending me luke evans' hairy boobies after i've taken an edible. like that's honestly just mean. and really unfair

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honorable mention to. because have you fucking looked at him

"why do you draw him so feminine" it makes my dick hard. next question

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"why do you draw him so feminine" it makes my dick hard. next question

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements