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Game night

Group Q are playing Taboo and Saysuko pulled out a card

Saysuko: Okay, this thing screams until you hit it. What is it?

Hiroshi: An ungrateful child

Susan: A verbal abusive pet owner

Mikiti: A Republican

Kono: A racist

Saysuko: The answer was 'alarm clock' but good work everyone

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This bitch walked in this school wearing cowboy boots and stepped on my heels, bitch's disgusting.

-Sal meeting Mary at some point

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Albert: What do you guys plan on majoring in the future?

Saysuko: Respecting women

Kage: Batman

Mikiti: Minecraft

Hiroshi: Youtube

Walter: Fuckin weed

Whitney: W

 Sudoku: Criminal justice and psychology

Samomi: I’m terrified that I’ll lock myself into an interest that I’ll no longer feel passionate about in a few years like all the other areas of study I’ve pursued over my life!

Teddy: Minecraft

Susan: Minecraft as well

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At work

Mikiti at the store and talking to Saysuko: how's being a store clerk today been?

Saysuko: It's been about three hours now and I'm ready to quit

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Excuse me what

The Meltan research continues with Professors Oak and Willow, who appear to have discovered an Evolution—the first of its kind! What could this mean? Here’s the latest. http://bit.ly/2CBzPdX

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Debated question

Torna: Would you fuck a clone of your self

Teddy: Yes!

Kage: No

Saysuko: I don't want to fuck my clone cause that'll be gay sex and I'm not gay

Saikono: I'm not gay, but I would absolutely totally fuck my clone

Buldo: I'm gay and I don't want to fuck my clone, that's gross and weird

Samomi: I don't want to have sex with my clone cause my self loathe is that strong

Masomi:I would ask my clone to do stuff I'd be embarrass to tell other people

Mikiti: Tbh fucking my clone has always been my fantasy

Kono: It's basically the same as masturbating, right? No harm done

King: It's not the same as masturbating! It's like having sex with your twin! Wrong and Bad

Alexandra: I would have sex with my clone to see if I'm good at sex

Sal: I would fuck a clone of myself, who else would better know how to fuck me, than me?

Hiroshi: I wouldn't have sex with my clone cause what if it's evil?

Susan: Not only I would fuck my clone, but I would make multiple copies of myself and engage all at once cause that's how pro-cloning I am

Alama: You guys are nasty and I, frankly, am a little concern

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Saysuko: knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad

Susan: That was deep

Hiroshi: Philosophy is wondering if ketchup is a smoothie

Mikiti: that was also deep

Kono: Common sense is knowing that ketchup ain't a damn smoothie you nasty

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Hiroshi: Don't you love it when you've been thirsy the whole day and once you get your ice cold water it hits that thirstussy

Saysuko: your what

Hiroshi: You heard me

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Group Q discussing on how people use slime for food

Susan: it's wrong for people to use slime as ingredients for food

Hiroshi: yeah it is weird for people to eat them, but just think that some people will fuck the slime

Susan: hey, you know how people should tell how they feel?

Susan: this is not one of them

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Mikiti about to capture another monster after getting her ass whooped by the same monster

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PSI Academy couples and lost and found shirts

Alexandra's shirt: If lost, return to Sal

Sal's shirt: I'm Sal

Wrench's shirt: If lost, return to Buldo

Buldo's shirt: Thanks for finding my gremlin boyfriend

Mikiti's shirt: If lost, return to Saysuko

Saysuko's shirt: Keep her

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Group Q and their roles in a band

Hiroshi: Drums

Kono: Bass guitar

Mikiti: Electric guitar

Saysuko: Violin

Susan: Lead singer

Band name: The Heavy Thunder

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Meanwhile at the Kanji no clan

Kuraji: A nice typical Kanji dinner

looks around while laughing at Wrath, Hyper, Lazy, Menace.

stops at young King.

Kuraji: AAAAAARGH!

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A typical breakfest

Buldo: What do you want for breakfest?

Wrench's depression spirit: The souls of the innocence

Wrench: A bagel

Depression: NO!

Wrench: Two bagels

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Hiroshi: Good morning

Susan: Good morning

Kono: Good morning

Saysuko: You all sound like robots, why don't you spice it up today?

Mikiti: MORNING MOTHERFUCKER!!

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Saysuko: Can play 12 different instrument, got accepted to Harvard,is organized

Mikiti: ate 15 donuts in a row, tripped over her own shoelace, claim she can fight 2000 bees at once

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Toshiba: Oh shit, this juice is bangin yo

Katt: Its paint asshole