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moved to @diesciple

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bro i dont like how my intro doesn’t match the color of my banner

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Why does every platform BUT Discord allow you to add banners for free?? Because why do I have to pay $10 a month if I want to customize my profile more. I don’t have that kind of money 😭. Also I don’t understand why you have to pay for profile customization on Discord when it’s free everywhere else. I just don’t get it. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

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Spin the wheel and let it randomly assign you a gender identity.

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MY SHAYLA IS IN SEASON 3 I MISS YOU

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gamblers are so confuzzling like wdym "i keep losing money bc of this game... so i'm doing the other game" WHAT??? this actually happened btw

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OH MCGODDDDDDD

Kuina!

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i have such cool interests with such annoying fandoms 💗 every time i have said “i respect your opinion” i lied

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smth abt jinx is soo… attractivee….

(by smth i mean everything)

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bucky has a disability??

he doesn’t have an arm.

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it’s hysterical seeing men pissing themselves over the fact there aren’t that many jinx x male reader fics boo fucking hoo!

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RATING AIB (S2) CHARACTERS (part 2)

OKI YABA : 2/10 - i have never found someone who’s favorite is yaba and honestly he isn’t my favorite either bc of how low his screentime is but i think he’s an interesting character and has potential so if he’s not in s3 i’ll kms

KOTOKO SHIGA : 10/10 - sorry this is super biased i just think she’s cute STOP i was expecting her death the second i saw her but when they showed her dead body, my heart dropped i need fanfics of her where she’s alive and the reader is female

URUMI ARAMAKI : 9/10 - i want her idc. we will have the most toxic relationship ever and i will SUCK IT UP trust me. ok guys im joking, in all seriousness, i love her character and she should’ve survived because imagine her dynamic with the rest of the cast omg…

SUNATO BANDA : 2/10 - oh. a male. what an interesting breed… ok im joking. i love his little alliance with yaba omg ;-; he had little screentime and he actually was so smart. kinda cringed on the whole emo matsushita scene like “you use your hair to hide that disgusting soul of yours” oh ok … stop it… plz..

IPPEI OKI : 6.5/10 - “you were too sweet for this world, ippei.” honestly he was just anxious and sweet the entire time. it’s kinda similar to chota, he was sweet and nice but really didn’t stand out to me so much. sawry!!

AKANE HEIYA : 1/10 - oddball. sorry not sorry. why does everyone hate niragi for trying to do hanky panky with usagi but nobody mentions how akane tried to do hanky panky with arisu?? also the fact she advanced on aguni. idc if it’s reciprocated, i’m pretty sure she was in highschool just a few mins ago and aguni literally looks like he’s in his early-mid 30s.

ISAO SHIRABI (KING OF SPADES) : 1.5/10 - isao was lowkey fine in a way i honestly don’t know how to describe it. “then why does he have a 1.5???” BECAUSE HE HURT KUINA. i also found it funny when kuina tried getting his ass using a food cart shes so cute omg “How do i make this about kuina???” ahh rating

GINJI KYUMA (KING OF CLUBS) : 10/10 - i miss you kyuma come back… he was so iconic and cool. also caught me off guard on his introduction bc i thought he was just a shirtless guy who likes to flex his muscles but NO HE’S A FUCKING NUDIST???? HELLO?????? his band is so funny about it too like “i think you’re scaring them, man.” “yeah put some damn pants on!” LMFAOOOOO. his whole thing about his band like “in my band, we are all equal.” really got to me. kyuma cared about his friends just as much arisu cared about his. kyuma reminded me of arisu a lot. the memories with the band reminded me of arisu with karube and chota.

GOKEN KANZAKI : 8/10 - his ass really thought he could get usagi FAWK NO!!!!!!! anyway i thought that scene with him and maki where he goes like “i guess kyuma put his guard down” and maki replied “says you” and they both laughed made me feel emotional holy fuck I WANT TO HAVE A COOL BAND FRIENDSHIP WHERE WE ALL BELIEVE WE’RE EQUAL AND JUST LAUGH OFF EACH OTHERS MISTAKES??

UTA KISARAGI : 8/10 - lowkey the gossip girl of the group i know it. ok sawry not the time for hcs but COME ON. i dont have much favorite scenes with her, i just really enjoyed her friendship with the entire group.

SOGO SHITARA : 8.5/10 - “i will continue to haunt you if you lose.” his death rlly got to me bc oh my fucking god?? this part really showed me the depth of his character—the flashbacksAHHHHHH BANDS WHO ARE EXTREMELY CLOSE FRIENDS KM FYJG..

TAKUMI MAKI : 8/10 - his ass really beat up kuina i loved that scene “why’d you let me brag, dude?!” GODDD THAT WAS SO FUNNY N CUTE. sorry i miss kuina so much i love her “how do i make this abt kuina” pt2

RIISA NAKA (QUEEN OF SPADES) : 2/10 - she was okay… ig… i didnt really care about her and i was just missing kuina the entire time they were showing the queen of spades game sawry. also usagi fr beat her ass like yes defend ur man

MIRA KANO (QUEEN OF HEARTS) : 8.7/10 - she’s pretty cool, her whole croquette shit was confusing me. i was staring at the whole mental hospital scene like “yap yap yap get on with it who the freak dies” can u tell i missed kuina screentime HELP. also can we just mention how she died with her arms like that cz it looked uncomfortable. super random. if i was arisu btw i would knock over the tea set and force her ass to play croquette idc. u cant have tea time if there isnt tea

KEIICHI KUZURYU (KING OF DIAMONDS) : 4.5/10 - im sorry i admit he’s well written and he’s hot (not to me, the fans out there) in an office siren nerdy way i get it, but i could not care less abt his death when i couldn’t even understand how the fuck that game worked because what the actual fuck was going on

ENJI MATSUSHITA (JACK OF HEARTS) : 3/10 - this ugly emo thought he could kill my bro chishiya shuntaro… also i saw an urumi x enji post and like lowkey… i see it. toxic bf and gf plz hear me out. OK MOVING ON. his whole plan was super good but even if chishiya wasn’t there, i think banda would’ve been able to win anyway. absolutely loved solitary confinement bc the plot was so baffling to me

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imma post rating aib chars pt2 tomorrow trust

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RATING AIB (S1) CHARACTERS (part 1)

HIKARI KUINA : 11/10 - i watched alice in borderland JUST for kuina. transgender characters always give me comfort as a trans person. watched for her, ended both seasons with her STILL as my favorite character. i loved every scene she was in and even watch kuina-specific scenepacks during class or just anywhere i am. also i’m excited for s3 because i’m hoping to see her. a majority of my crashouts were from the idea that she would die.

SHUNTARO CHISHIYA : 9/10 - great character, i love when characters have a cheshire cat personality… or something like that. something about chishiya’s energy feels so unreal. he’s pretty much the most favorited character in the fandom but a majority still mischaracterizes him. i love his dynamic with EVERY character. can you tell i’m in love with platonic kuina x chishiya? they’re literally wlw mlm solidarity!!

RYOHEI ARISU : 8.8/10 - he’s absolutely so adorable ???? his strategic thinking and creative intelligence never fails to captivate me. he looked cute both in the manga and in the series ngl.. his constant motivation to save people, not just himself. crazy how he worked so hard just for a joker card. arisu’s a really great character, i just gave him a 8.8 bc im not VERY interested in protagonists in terms of favoriting characters. he has a high score because of how well written he is, and i live for that!

YUZUHA USAGI : 10/10 - she deserves the WORLD oh my god. i love me a strong climber girl wtf. the second i saw her in the tag game i was crashing out and was so excited when i found out she was going to be a big character for the series. my roman empire was when she was injured but still saved arisu when he was getting manipulated by mira into thinking he was actually a mental hospital patient. yes she has 10/10 cz she’s a woman and im gay. sawry.

DAIKICHI KARUBE : 9.8/10 - yeah sorry he’s my token boyfriend in aib, as a lesbian.. HELP. he was literally so charming i miss him so much come back husband… i know he’s a 9.8 which is shocking as i call him my token bf of aib, i just dont find myself THAT captivated over men most of the time. also bc he only had screentime for the first few episodes + arisu’s flashbacks + the end of s2. still love him over every man in the series.

CHOTA SEGAWA : 7/10 - i see a lot of ppl who like him but don’t even see him as a favorite. he didn’t strike me as much as other characters did but smth about his friendliness and playfulness with his friends really made me think about my own friend group. he was a good friend to arisu and karube, and i would KILL to have a friendship like theirs. he was too sweet for the borderlands. he just wanted to be with his friends

SAORI SHIBUKI : 0/10 - ppl actually miss her ?? i lowkey moved on from her fast lol. she didn’t mean so much to me. also not a big fan of chota x shibuki. chota was literally injured, mentally vulnerable, was still processing what was going on, and was in extreme mental distress because of that. she took advantage of that. i don’t really care if it was consented. her death wasn’t that sad for me. yes, she died with karube and chota but she wasn’t really that special to me lol

SUGURU NIRAGI : 7.5/10 - “his rating shouldn’t be this high!” he got a -3.5 for trying to do hanky panky with usagi twice and yes, it made me uncomfortable. he just has a 7.5 because his character IS well written. the way his brain reacted, how he behaved, how he responded. his quote, “i don’t know if they hated me because i was twisted or i became twisted because they hated me.” really said a lot about him. his hanky panky stuff only shows more depth of his character. and no i don’t excuse it, as i said, it made me uncomfortable to the point i had to take a short break from watching. yet it doesn’t change his archetype, he’s well written, admit it.

LAST BOSS : 4/10 - i love his appearance and dramatic katana sword shit but this man tried killing my girl. fuck u tryna do. 4 is all u is getting. no other words

ANN : 7.5/10 - im sorry guys dont shoot me, i like her and shes super pretty but i literally have nothing else to say except that

TAKERU “HATTER” DANMA : 6/10 - idk man he’s really good i love his whole story stuff with aguni and how his character developed but he also made me uncomfortable at times. plz tell me why the scene where he’s grabbing ass shows up right when im next to my mom. lord save me. still haven’t analyzed him so much but i’ll get into that i swear

AGUNI : 6/10 - same thoughts as hatter. he’s pretty cool ngl. i lowkey thought of him as an asshole bc of that one scene in tag where he doesn’t save his buddy that he just uses for bait unfortunately. also ik this happens in s2 but the thing he had with akane made me so uncomfortable

KODAI TATTA : 3.5/10 - specifically in s1 i really wasn’t interested in him that much, he’s pretty okay. i don’t really care.

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being lonely but not having energy to get to know new people is annoying.

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this whole mutual thing is overhyped on this site. want to send me an ask off anon? do it. want to tag me in a post? do it. follower, mutual, or just random person who stumbled across my blog: I crave interaction and literally do not mind.