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psymachine · 24 minutes ago

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i'm not the first or even the hundredth person to say it, but being rich truly makes you morally bankrupt

Keep an eye on who agrees to this; with a cast this size there are going to be a lot of actors we're all going to be very unhappy with real soon

#and fucking stupid #some of these are truly devastating to me 🥲🥲🥲🥲#these people have NO fucking connection to reality anymore #or they're just feeling comfortable letting their true colors show i guess

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psymachine · 20 hours ago

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what if i just re-learn how to host a minecraft server for my friends today instead of working

#the sickness is coming for me again lmao #machinesounds

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psymachine · 21 hours ago

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i cannot keep living in a society where religious psychosis is normalized

if i'm mentally ill then so are you, bitch

#daily lamentations about christianity in america #machinesounds #god is not calling you to grow out your hair again even though you don't want to; that's your pissbaby boyfriend

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psymachine · 22 hours ago

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happy 20th, core 4, u dont look a day over 12

#cuuuuuuuuute!!

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psymachine · 1 day ago

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I bet being a man and needing to tell your guy friend you love him but not being able to talk about your feelings so you beat the crap out of each other instead feels good as fuck

#🙂‍↕️

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psymachine · 1 day ago

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Season 1 LiveJournal icons, made in 2005

#omfg i WISH i was in this fandom on LJ #I'm sure it was magical #was too busy shipping horror movie directors

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psymachine · 2 days ago

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Why the fuck are you 30+ on tumblr

this is my house?

#this attitude is so fucking annoying lmao

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psymachine · 2 days ago

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psymachine · 2 days ago

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look behind you, asshole.

#aaaaaaa this is sooooooo good!!!

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psymachine · 3 days ago

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i know mac wouldn't have gay friends, but i need a post explicitly canon macdennis episode where mac is reunited with some friends he made at the gym back when dennis was playing house in north dakota, and now he desperately doesn't want dennis to meet them because they're a bunch of shitty masc4masc, no fats no fems, muscle gays and mac told them all about his prissy ex-roommate dennis who likes annoying girly music/media and wears a ton of makeup every day and does drag sometimes

#macdennis #there is so much to play with here that i fear the average straight dude writer simply could not conceive of oTL #crying over the things we could have oTL #lmao #i have a comic in mind for this but idk when i'll get around to it #machineconcepts #machinesounds

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psymachine · 3 days ago

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ok but consider: if charfrank has happened/does happen then both of dennis' friends would have fucked one of his parents

#machinesounds #this is already debatable in my mind because of the dennis sex doll orgy #good morning 💕#sorry #won't inflict this on the tags lol

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psymachine · 3 days ago

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