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i'm hyperfixating

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mutuals i am politely asking you what color i remind you of

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fuuuuuck i have needs and wants and desires :( sadly they needto put me at the bottom of a deep as fuck hole and pour cement over me because of this

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In honour of Hozier's debut album 10 year anniversary…

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“Queer people need to get weirder-” you can’t handle like. A lesbian.

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every time i walk into a gas station my inhibitions over spending money are washed away . maybe i do need a $4 drink . where else am i going to get one . this is the only place on earth

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ohhh 'the greatest' we're really in it now

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When I get more than 5 likes on an original post

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i love the word "ostensibly", you can write some mean ass sentences with it

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GLaDOS: I spent some time researching common human insecurities so I might better insult you. I've discovered that physical insecurities often manifest due to feelings of envy stemming from comparing oneself to others.

GLaDOS: There are no other humans in this facility. Just you. Therefore, you lack a source of envy of which would trigger the feelings of insecurity in your tiny simple human brain.

GLaDOS: A shame, isn't it? I thought so too. Which is why I've taken it upon myself to artificially create a humanoid body for myself so that you'll have someone to envy. A female figure who is taller than you, more mature than you and has larger breasts than you. Gaze upon my new form of perfection and shrink away in your envy. You'll never achieve this level of perfectio- why are you smiling at me like that. Stop it.

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”which could mean nothing” is maybe my favorite phrase of all time. where would we be without it

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they can't stop you from thinking about gay sex on company time

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RAYQUAZA, The Serpentine ruler of the Sky.

Rayquaza's have the ability to shift their scales to match the sky around them, practically making themselves invisible whilst airborne, which makes them notoriously difficult to spot let alone study.

Even during the nesting season where they'll be the lowest to the ground in their entire lives, as in high up in mountain peaks. It is known among Pokémon Professors that to dedicate one's life to studying Rayquaza means to dedicate one's life to eternal waiting and disappointment. One has better chances spotting a Mew in their lifetime than a Rayquaza.

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i love that to all of my friends i am the "chappell friend" and i am glad that to all of the people in chappellcord i am the "bitch who knows shit"

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the sexless lesbians who say every horny thought makes them "no better than a man" might kill me for this but regarding chappell roan's ass in the tight chainmail and thigh-high plate armor forming a pseudo-garterbelt situation, it needs to be said: AWOOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HUBBA HUBBA WOWEEEEEEEEEEEEE HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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We owe fat LGBT people everything