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you fucked up

idk what you’re referring to but probably

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SENTENCE MEME ⟶ THE TERMINATOR always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.

“What the hell?”

“Goddamn son of a bitch.”

“What’s wrong with this picture?”

“Nice night for a walk, eh?”

“I think this guy’s a couple of cans short of a six-pack.”

“Fuck you, asshole.”

“I don’t have to put up with that bullshit, man.”

“Did you just see a real bright light?”

“That son of a bitch took my pants!”

“Could I have that coffee now, please?”

“I didn’t order fries.”

“In a hundred years, who’s going to care?”

“That’s a good gun.”

“Just touch the trigger, the beam comes on, and you put the red for where you want the bullet to go.”

“You know your weapons, buddy.”

“Any one of these is ideal for home defense.”

“I need you to come pick me up.”

“I don’t care what you’re doing.”

“Hey, man, you got a serious attitude problem.”

“It’s so incredible.”

“You’re not gonna believe this.”

“You are going to love this.”

“First, I’m gonna rip the buttons off your blouse one by one.”

“You fucking pigs!”

“Wait till I get my hands on you.”

“The press is going to be short-stroking it all over.”

“I hate the weird ones.”

“Better than the mortal man deserves.”

“Something’s come up. I can’t make it tonight.”

“He can’t treat you like this.”

“I’ll break his kneecaps.”

“Are you aware that these two killings occurred in the same order as their listing in the phone book?”

“That coffee’s two hours cold.”

“I put a cigarette out in it.”

“I keep getting an answering machine.”

“Give me a cigarette.”

“You’re talking to a machine, but don’t be shy.”

“He’s going to be called the goddamn ‘Phone Book Killer’.”

“I hate these press cases.”

“Maybe make these jackals work for us for a change.”

“Police are refusing to speculate on the apparent similarity between these shooting deaths.”

“No other connection between the two victims has been established yet.”

“We’ll have more on this story as it comes in.”

“I’m going to make a belt out of you.”

“Don’t make me bust you up, man.”

“Machines need love too, so talk to it.”

“I’m really scared.”

“I think there’s somebody after me.”

“I need you to come and pick me up as soon as possible.”

“I think there’s a guy following me.”

“You’ll be safe until we get there.”

“Come with me if you want to live.”

“Are you injured? Are you shot?”

“Do exactly what I say.”

“Don’t move unless I say.”

“Please don’t hurt me.”

“I’m here to help you.”

“You’ve been targeted for termination.”

“This is a mistake. I didn’t do anything!”

“It’s very important that you live.”

“He’s not a man, he’s a machine.”

“He’s a cybernetic organism.”

“The Terminator’s an infiltration unit, part man and part machine.”

“I got to ditch this car.”

“I am not stupid, you know.”

“They cannot make things like this yet.”

“Are you saying it’s from the future?”

“Then you’re from the future too, is that right?”

“It can’t be bargained with, it can’t be reasoned with.”

“It doesn’t feel pity or remorse or fear.”

“It absolutely will not stop ever.”

“There was a nuclear war, a few years from now.”

“Nobody even knew who started it.”

“There was one man who taught us to fight.”

“Taught us how to smash those motherfuckers into junk.”

“He brought us back from the brink.”

“Are you sure it’s them?”

“I want you to tell him everything they told you.”

“Is [name] crazy?”

“So, you’re a soldier, fighting for whom?”

“Who was the enemy again?”

“This computer thinks it can win by killing the mother of its enemy.”

“Killing him, in effect, before he’s even conceived, a sort of retroactive abortion?”

“Why this elaborate scheme with the Terminator?”

“Their defense grid was smashed.”

“Taking them out then would make no difference.”

“What is it called, the time displacement equipment?”

“Nobody goes home, nobody else comes through.”

“Why didn’t you bring any weapons, something more advanced?”

“Show me a piece of future technology.”

“I didn’t build the fucking thing.”

“This is great stuff.”

“I could make a career out of this guy.”

“You see how clever this part is?”

“Most paranoid delusions are intricate, but this is brilliant.”

“You have heard enough.”

“I’m afraid that’s not up to me.”

“Who is in authority here?”

“You still don’t get it, do you?”

“He’ll wade through you, reach down her throat, and pull her fucking heart out.”

“In technical terminology, he’s a loon.”

“What about when he punched through a windshield?”

“He was probably on PCP.”

“There’s a couch in the other room. Why don’t you stretch out and try to get some sleep?”

“I can’t sleep.”

“It may not look it, but that couch is very comfortable.”

“You’ll be perfectly safe.”

“We got 30 cops in this building.”

“If you want to wait, there’s a bench over there.”

“What the hell was that?”

“What the hell happened to the lights?”

“All right, let’s get this off the road.”

“What’s it like going through time?”

“Pain, it’s like being born, maybe.”

“I caught one back there.”

“You mean you got shot?”

“We got to get you to a doctor.”

“This is going to make me puke.”

“Would you talk about something? Anything, just talk.”

“At least now I know what to name him.”

“I don’t supposed you know who the father us.”

“You were talking about this I haven’t done yet, in the past tense.”

“Are you sure you have the right person?”

“Do I look like the mother of the future?”

“Am I tough, organized?”

“I can’t even balance my checkbook.”

“I didn’t ask for this honor, and I don’t want it.”

“Thank you for your courage through the dark years.”

“You must be stronger than you imagine you can be.”

“You must survive, or I will never exist.”

“I was dreaming about dogs.”

“Your world is pretty terrifying.”

“Fuck you, asshole.”

“I don’t want to ask where you got it.”

“I am dying for a shower.”

“I need to know where I can reach you.”

“You tell me to hide up at the cabin like some fugitive, and you won’t tell me what’s going on?”

“I’m sorry I can’t tell you more right now.”

“I learned to make it when I was a kid.”

“You must have had a fun childhood.”

“He’ll find us, won’t he?”

“Was there someone special?”

“You seemed just a little sad.”

“I always wondered what you were thinking at that moment.”

“I came across time for you.”

“I love you, I always have.”

“I shouldn’t have said that.”

“You’re terminated, fucker.”

“What’s most difficult for me is trying to decide what to tell you and what not to.”

“Should I tell you about your father?”

“A person could go crazy thinking about this.”

“I supposed I will tell you.”

“In the few hours that we had together, we loved a lifetime’s worth.”

“He said there’s a storm coming.”

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“Mental health is important and shouldn’t be stigmatized.” (Miss April)

🏒 - “I agree. but boy...I really wish I could like...afford a therapist.” he paused. “Getting into alley fights is cheaper, though.”

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“Is that blood?” (Meg who doesn't know our trash boy that well yet)

🏒 - “...Some of it’s pizza sauce.” he pointed out, sheepishly. “Side note: Dinner’s going to be a little late.”

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SENTENCE MEME ⟶ SUPERSTORE / 2.11 –– 2.13 always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.

“What does it mean to change?”

“Maybe I’m not selling the excitement of what’s happening today.”

“That song is a little longer than I thought.”

“I’m gonna need to borrow somebody’s lipstick.”

“Why is a smiling white lady always the mascot?”

“I personally blame all the yogurt white ladies eat.”

“This is not a good time in my life for this.”

“Here comes a stylish dude.”

“Somehow he makes baldness look cute.”

“He is like the ugliest guy in the world.”

“You are management, so you’re most at fault here.”

“Have you decided who you’re gonna take this out on later?”

“Can you go wake up this lady that fell asleep in electronics?”

“Last time I tried something like that, I got punched in the beans.”

“I literally hope he dies.”

“All those words, and you said absolutely nothing.”

“People are starting to complain.”

“If anybody has a problem with me, I prefer they say it to my face than call me an asshat behind my back.”

“I’m not mad, or upset. I’ll allow myself those things after I’ve hunted down and torn apart whatever little weasel tattled on me.”

“I’m not going anywhere anytime soon, but I can’t promise that it’s never gonna happen.”

“I am gonna drop-kick that bitch back into whatever volcano she crawled out of.”

“It’s pretty much the meanest thing you can do to someone.”

“She’s the weakest person I’ve ever met.”

“A little piece of your magic lives inside each and every one of us.”

“That’s the difference between being stranded on a desert island or going on a nice tropical vacation.”

“I’m just morbidly intrigued at this point.”

“You can die here.”

“Why are you waving cash around like that?”

“It’s probably drugs.”

“There’s no shame in counseling.”

“Mental health is important and shouldn’t be stigmatized.”

“I know you’re trying to help me and I really appreciate it, but I don’t want to talk about it.”

“If you want, you can tell everyone something embarrassing about me.”

“A tiny spider once crawled into the entrance of my––”

“We can gab and dish and talk about our periods.”

“You can’t just call dibs on a human.”

“She thought of me more as a brother.”

“She is this close to a breakdown.”

“I’m having a lot of fun with you.”

“Don’t ever say that to me again.”

“You’re misusing baked goods and hurting people’s cashmere.”

“I’m the muffin man now, bitch.”

“This was very nice of you, but it’s terrible.”

“It’s depressing and awkward.”

“I know this sounds weird, but this food smells like bowling.”

“I’d kill [name]. Probably just, like, slit his throat or tear him limb from limb.”

“I just wanna know if we’re together because we want to be, not because we’re afraid of change.”

“It doesn’t mean her marriage is over.”

“Pick up an air purifier and convince yourself it’s making a difference.”

“This makes me genuinely sad.”

“Flash mob proposals are so lame.”

“Are you down on love because of your bad marriage?”

“Why aren’t they talking to each other?”

“Do you know how many babies choke on balloons and die every year?”

“Spying makes us sound like we were trying to get information.”

“I thought space camp was gonna be all moon rocks and astronaut ice cream, but it was just a bunch of science classes.”

“If you ask somebody out, and they say no, move on.”

“Does she really have plans, or is she politely telling you she’s not interested?”

“Without kids, what’s the point of life?”

“I can’t believe you’d want to bring someone into this crazy world.”

“That’s called a systemic pattern of hostility.”

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Sentence Starters

“I’ve never seen one of these completely to my taste so i decided to make my own!

ANGST

“I can’t do anything right.”

“Please don’t cry.”

“Why are you awake right now?”

“Why are you lying to me?”

“Wake up! Please wake up.”

“Forget it, you’re a fucking asshole.”

“Don’t you ever do that again!”

“Is that blood?” “…..No?”

“Please don’t lie to me again, I can’t take it.”

“Do you even still love me?”

“Nobody’s seen you in days.”

“Why are you awake?”

“I’m worried about you.”

“Can you shut up for once in your life?”

“Holding everything in doesn’t help, you know.”

“Are you hurt?” “No.” “Then why are there bruises all over your face?”

“If you don’t hug me right now I think I might fall apart.”

“Leave! Me! Alone!”

FLUFF

“Go with me?” “As long as you hold my hand.”

“Is there a reason you’re blushing like that?” 

“Have you seen my hoodie?” “Nooo.” “You’re wearing it, aren’t you?”

“Have you always been this beautiful?”

“OH you’re jealous!”

“Can we stay like this forever?”

“Please just kiss me already.”

“I think you might be my soulmate.”

“Sleep over? Please?”

“Are we on a date right now?”

“I think I’m in love with you.”

“He’s so pretty I think I’m gonna faint.”

“Are you flirting with me?” “You finally noticed?”

“Am I your lockscreen?” “You weren’t supposed to see that.”

“I missed you so much.”

“Do you think the moon is jealous of how pretty you are?”

“I’m here for you.”

“I wish we could live together already.”

MISC

“All I do is drink coffee and say bad words.”

“Quit touching me, your feet are cold!”

“I think I just ripped my pants.”

“Sharing is caring, now give me the hoodie!”

“Can I pet your dog?” “Do I know you?”

“Did you seriously just get your foot stuck in a toilet?” “Maybe.”

“If I die, I’m haunting you first.”

“But I’ve never told you that before.” 

“Stop being grumpy, it’s lame.”

“So, uh, I locked the keys in the car.”

“Is the cat in a onesie?” “Uh, no?

“Can we please stop running? I think I’m dying.”

“You come here often?” “Well, I work here. So I think I’d have to say ‘yes’.”

“Aren’t we supposed to be working?”

“Give me attention.”

“YOU SAID TO BE HONEST STOP HITTING ME!”

“Okay, so maybe I didn’t see that coming.”

“I’m too sober for this.” “You don’t even drink.” “Maybe I should start.”

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“You’re not, April...please don’t feel that way.” Casey sighed, frowning as he reached out, placing a hand on her shoulder to comfort her. He never blamed her...only himself. He had become distant, broke away from everyone as he tried to deal with his own issues. “I know I do...I’m sorry I haven’t been around as much. Things are gonna change. I promise.”

@puckhead​ asked:  “ i have more scars than friends. ” - To April, Megan or Naomi for mom feels uwu meme

🐢 – “I feel like I’m responsible for some of that…” April said softly. Even though neither asked their friends to pick sides when they broke up, it was easy to see that things weren’t as carefree as they used to be. “But you have friends, Case… Friends who’d do anything for you. Me included.” 

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I’m wondering if I should move Casey to my multi muse...

I love playing him, but I hate blog hopping and it’s kinda hard drumming up interest here alone.

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“Sharing is caring, now give me the hoodie!” (April)

🏒 - “Ok...but only because you look cute in it, and I don’t want you to catch a cold.” Casey joked as he pulled his hoodie off.

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Sentence Starters

“I’ve never seen one of these completely to my taste so i decided to make my own!

ANGST

“I can’t do anything right.”

“Please don’t cry.”

“Why are you awake right now?”

“Why are you lying to me?”

“Wake up! Please wake up.”

“Forget it, you’re a fucking asshole.”

“Don’t you ever do that again!”

“Is that blood?” “…..No?”

“Please don’t lie to me again, I can’t take it.”

“Do you even still love me?”

“Nobody’s seen you in days.”

“Why are you awake?”

“I’m worried about you.”

“Can you shut up for once in your life?”

“Holding everything in doesn’t help, you know.”

“Are you hurt?” “No.” “Then why are there bruises all over your face?”

“If you don’t hug me right now I think I might fall apart.”

“Leave! Me! Alone!”

FLUFF

“Go with me?” “As long as you hold my hand.”

“Is there a reason you’re blushing like that?” 

“Have you seen my hoodie?” “Nooo.” “You’re wearing it, aren’t you?”

“Have you always been this beautiful?”

“OH you’re jealous!”

“Can we stay like this forever?”

“Please just kiss me already.”

“I think you might be my soulmate.”

“Sleep over? Please?”

“Are we on a date right now?”

“I think I’m in love with you.”

“He’s so pretty I think I’m gonna faint.”

“Are you flirting with me?” “You finally noticed?”

“Am I your lockscreen?” “You weren’t supposed to see that.”

“I missed you so much.”

“Do you think the moon is jealous of how pretty you are?”

“I’m here for you.”

“I wish we could live together already.”

MISC

“All I do is drink coffee and say bad words.”

“Quit touching me, your feet are cold!”

“I think I just ripped my pants.”

“Sharing is caring, now give me the hoodie!”

“Can I pet your dog?” “Do I know you?”

“Did you seriously just get your foot stuck in a toilet?” “Maybe.”

“If I die, I’m haunting you first.”

“But I’ve never told you that before.” 

“Stop being grumpy, it’s lame.”

“So, uh, I locked the keys in the car.”

“Is the cat in a onesie?” “Uh, no?

“Can we please stop running? I think I’m dying.”

“You come here often?” “Well, I work here. So I think I’d have to say ‘yes’.”

“Aren’t we supposed to be working?”

“Give me attention.”

“YOU SAID TO BE HONEST STOP HITTING ME!”

“Okay, so maybe I didn’t see that coming.”

“I’m too sober for this.” “You don’t even drink.” “Maybe I should start.”

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a commission of Cassie Hack and Casey Jones. Violent vigilante, goth/jock dynamics for the win. Art by the very talented @cardshcrp!

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@maximummuses​ asked

“What idiot put you in charge?” (from Logan) 

🏒 - “My old man did, when he died. I’m leadin’ the Purple Dragons, this is our turf, and you’re getting our help whether you like it or not.”

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PAIN 101

Casey Jones of IDW Continuity

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Just in time for the holidays. Feel free to change pronouns and names as needed.

CW for strong language and violence.

“Come out to the coast, we’ll get together, have a few laughs…”

“Attention, whoever you are, this channel is reserved for emergency calls only.”

“No fucking shit, lady. Does it sound like I’m ordering a pizza? “

“Was always kinda partial to Roy Rogers actually. I really like those sequined shirts.”

“Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?”

“Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.”

“Oh, you’re in charge? Well, I got some bad news for you ___, from up here it doesn’t look like you’re in charge of jack shit.”

“Now, you listen to me, jerk-off, if you’re not a part of the solution, you’re a part of the problem.“

“Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.“ 

“Welcome to the party, pal.”

“Sorry ___, wrong guess. Would you like to go for Double Jeopardy where the scores can really change?”

“Whoa, these are very bad for you.”

“Who are you then?”

“Just a fly in the ointment, ___. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass.“

“This time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly.”

“That was Gary Cooper, asshole.”

“You won’t hurt me.”

“Oh, yeah? Why not?”

“Drop it, dickhead. It’s the police.”

“God. That man looks *really* pissed.”

“Only ___ can drive somebody that crazy.”

“You’d have made a pretty good cowboy yourself, ___.”

“Benefits of a classical education.”

“When you steal $600, you can just disappear. When you steal 600 million, they will find you, unless they think you’re already dead.”

“What idiot put you in charge?”

“Now I know what a TV dinner feels like.”

“What the fuck?”

“I read about them in Time magazine.”

“We’re gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.”

“He did everything he could to save him.”

“No, sir. You couldn’t drag me away.”

“You motherfucker, I’m gonna kill you! I’m gonna fuckin’ cook you, and I’m gonna fucking eat you!”

“You should have heard your brother squeal when I broke his fucking neck.”

“After all your posturing, all your little speeches, you’re nothing but a common thief.”

“I am an exceptional thief, ___. And since I’m moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite.”

“Hey ___, how you feeling?

“Pretty fuckin’ unappreciated, ___”

“Happy trails, ___.”

“All things being equal, I’d rather be in Philadelphia.”

“Don’t you got any Christmas music?”