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having sex with your friends is so very normal please stop poisoning the youths minds with shame surrounding hooking up with your friends. especially if you’re gay

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cousin found this on facebook at dinner

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I have this reoccurring thought of black Templar neophytes and scouts making it a challenge to throw cheese at the bald spots their brothers have bc of the mandated tonsure haircut for the youngins.

One of the scouts kicks it up a notch and ends up cheesing the high marshal from a balcony pew during Mass. Perfect arc and the slice of cheese slaps that bald dome of his during a battle homily. And it’s CRISP.

Instead of being servitorized or squashed into paste right then and there he is (rightfully) scolded and promptly moved to receive sniper training because holy fuck he aimed that perfectly.

From that point on chaplains and scout sergeants take great care to pat down any troublesome or mischievous young ones to avoid having a repeat of the Great Cheesing.

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The bulge is to distract you in combat dipshit

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hold on. hold. the. phone. teletubby fanfic author, i 100% slept with the guy who has your fanfic when i was in college. multiple times. unless there's another owen out there with a backpack-and-binder-crumpled copy of your fic. it was hilarious btw, what a gift to this world.

@idieonthishill owen has been found

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when me and my boyfriend make meals we have a tradition of sending each other unappetising off-centre photographs of them in poor lighting. we call this "wikipedia food".

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quiz: why do lobsters have one claw bigger

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new egg prime directive you better break that thang

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…THEY’RE CALLED T-SHIRTS BECAUSE THEY RESEMBLE THE LETTER T

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Bring Me The Boss Hog