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Small in comparison

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Thinking about We're Back: A Dinosaur's Story

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I love clouds

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Scared of heights

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Dog days of summer

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i am living proof of the adored by english teachers to disgusting pervert pipeline

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I live in one of the coldest countries in Europe. So why, pray tell, do I feel like a half-eaten popsicle that’s been dropped on the pavement and is actively melting?

I’m surprised I haven’t died from the (probably) pants-shittingly awful combination of heat exhaustion and a hangover like five days ago already.

Come to think of it, I haven’t been as violently hungover as normally ever since this heatwave started. Maybe I’m too exhausted to get absolutely shitface hammered? I don’t know, I don’t have the brain capacity to think. Writing this post alone was a herculean task.

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Can’t really call it good summer unless you take a little tumble.

What a fun weekend we had!

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My heart is trying to make a run for it but it’s okay because I’ve always identified with mice anyway

Pray for me for I have to dance dance dance

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My very big and very stupid (endearing) boyfriend got us matching t-shirts, I don’t have a picture of his (it’s super mega cool) but I love this, he even got me a Large because he knows I only wear oversized clothes (even though he’d really want me not to.)

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Why do we say “slept like a baby” when babies literally wake up screaming every two hours?

I want to sleep like a middle-aged dad who “rests his eyes” during a Marvel movie and wakes up refreshed, confused, and ready to barbecue.

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Going to a child’s birthday party violently hungover yet still somehow a little drunk is a new low, but not my lowest point by far. I don’t even have a gift, and I wasn’t SUPPOSED to get that obliterated last night, but you know how it goes, eating is for fools and I’ll stop drinking only if the Pope (RIP) himself asks me to. Whoops, I guess nevermind that, since he’s super dead, so vodka aunt it is and you’re either gonna like it or be traumatized for life!! Dealer’s choice.

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First thunder storm of the summer. Love it love it love it. Give me a stormy summer!

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Bighornytunes, where are you? I’m sorry I dropped off the face of the planet, life got the best of me!

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Kick em in the teeth like a lamb to the slaughter