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some of you have had your perception of mommy dommes warped by the popular advent of people simply using "mommy" as a title devoid of all context. I am not that kind of mommy domme. I am the kind that Acts Like Your Mom (or, how your mom should've acted). I am going to be so sugary-sweet and gentle and kind with you. I'm going to refer to all of your injuries as booboos and offer to kiss them better. I am going to make you little snacks and make sure you're hydrated. I am going to snuggle you so softly yet so tightly and kiss your forehead so gently and tell you that you make mommy proud every single day. that you are the best kid a gal like me could ask for. that I love you. I love you.

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I love folklore so much because depending on the location and era it comes from it's either the most terrifying concept or the dumbest thing you've ever heard

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[ID: two screenshots of text from a tiktok video. the first reads "trans femmes taking 2 hours 2 get ready vs." and the second reads "trans mascs throwing on their 'going out flannel'". end ID.]

this is just gender stereotypes with the word trans in front of them

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Taylor Swift bravely standing up for the right of billionaires to destroy public information. (link here)

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King

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France: hundreds of years with baguette -- DID NOT INVENT BANH MI

Vietnam: less than 100 years with baguette -- INVENTED BANH MI

ANOTHER WIN FOR VIETNAM‼️‼️‼️‼️

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Yonic dish found in NY

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The first time I heard about synesthesia was from a book I read in 6th grade called *A Mango Shaped Space* by Wendy Mass that people kept saying made them cry because a cat died at the end of it. I didn't like the book from a plot standpoint, but also, because the book represents the main character's synesthesia as so visual and that was the only context I had heard of synesthesia in, I did not realize that my associating (but not literally seeing) certain letters and numbers and words with colors was also a form of synesthesia.

All this to say, 4 is purple. Prove me wrong.

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I would argue it is more autism than sex

the dogboy thing is a much of a sex thing as it is an autism thing

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Ask for trans masculine people who have not had bottom surgery:

What words do you use to describe your genitalia that are not dysphoria inducing and also don't make you seem like you drive this truck?

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adhd gothic

you want to watch a movie. you put it on. two hours have passed. you haven’t watched the movie. there are five new tasks in front of you. you want to watch a different movie.

there is an object in your hand. it is extremely important you don’t lose it. you look down. there is nothing in your hand.

you don’t know your friend’s name. you’ve been friends for months. they just told you their name. you do not know their name.

your friend doesn’t laugh at your joke. why didn’t they laugh? do they hate you? they assure you otherwise. you know they are lying. did they ever like you?

someone asks you what you just said. did you say something? you said so many things. you said nothing. you said everything.

there is something you’re forgetting. you check. you check again. there is nothing you’re forgetting. there is something you’re forgetting.

you had something to say. you can’t remember. it was important. wasn’t it? you can’t remember. 

there is a task that needs to be done. it should take ten minutes. you check the clock. it’s been five minutes. you check the clock. it’s been two days.

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#notallcatholics just #mostcatholics

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Excuse you, Jesus Christ is sponsoring my orgasms

Hope everyone is jerking off 2day. Dont let Christ win ❤️