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Greetings, virtual citizen! My name is Joan.

I am an internet dwelling creator and musician with both self training & classical training influences, along with almost two decades of experience under my binder I mean belt! You might have seen or heard something of mine floating around here in the past. :)

I got my start playing live instruments with my father when I was very young, and went onto participate in jazz band, choir & orchestra in school while taking lessons outside of class as well! I made the transition into digital musical production about 9 years ago, although I still live record as well and enjoy blending both mediums!

I began offering commissions a year ago at a friends suggestion, when my cost of living became much harder to manage. I have completed quite a few orders since then! There is no genre I consider off limits, but I will tell you if I have less experience with something in your request.

MUSIC I CAN MAKE FOR YOU:

Theme songs for OCs!

Theme songs for DND sessions!

Theme songs for just about any story or idea you have!

Background/AFK/Intro & Outro music for streamers and youtubers!

8-16 bit retro sounds for game projects!

Battle songs! Lofi! From breakcore and triphop to even classical!

And literally everything in-between!

CURRENT PRICES (REDUCED):

$30 for a 0-2 minute song!

$60 for 2-3!

$90 for 3-4!

$120 for 4+!

If you're interested, have any questions or want more examples of my work, please feel free to message me or send an ask! The first thing I do when someone has an order is explain the process, so don't worry about that. :)

If you're not interested in a song or cannot afford one and want to donate anyway, here is my KOFI. Every dollar goes into rent & groceries. Thank you so much for your help.

Have a safe day!

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do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be

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well what if i want to bite the hand that feeds me but fondly. gently. what then

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"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.

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Never let some invisibly wrinkled centuries old bloodsucker give you shit for being new bitch on the block. They think they’re sooo mighty and powerful bc they’ve survived for sooo long when like 90% of that timeframe there weren’t any guns or cameras or borders so they could kill some random defenseless lady, fuck off 1 village east, and nobody would blink an eye. Now you pop around the block for a lazy bite to eat and 8 electric eyeballs bear witness to your target pulling iron and filling your gut with 9mm rounds before activating an international manhunt on your ass. Camarilla execs haven’t ever dealt with this shit personally. Some of these dusty motherfuckers predate widespread literacy and have never budged from their Embrace city and it damn well shows. I’d like to see one of London’s mutant ass 5th gen’s go without a kine proxy for a week in the modern day. They’ll guaranteed fumble the hunt after centuries of Doordashing their drinks and get inquisitors with phosphor rounds driving them out of their safe space. Can’t drive, no ID, no credit card, no records, not a fucking drop of patience for interacting with mortals, good fucking luck starting up in a new city much less getting to it. Call me an insolent whelp again bitch i’ll run you over with my car and selfie your broke and steamrolled ass to the groupchat #GoGrampa

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my neurodirvegent ass trying to smile for the picture:

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are the rumors true? that everything is gonna turn out fine? do you promise? 🥺

for you? for sure!! for most everyone reading this. neither hell nor high water will stop peace from finding you. from hunting you down in the dead of night when you least expect it. it’s true that the universe is entropic in nature & everything is breaking down all the time on an unstoppable snowball towards the end of existence but that doesn’t make your tiny life insignificant!! you were made to be here! this space & this time was given to you to enjoy! the blood pumping through your veins, the air flowing into your lungs, the miracle of consciousness in your brain, an impossible number of circumstances had to happen for you to simply be!!

so simply be!!!!

maybe harmony is as inevitable as expiration

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gadzooks! my game? It be'eth changed!