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this is the best video ive seen in my goddamn life
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Saw this on Twitter and I obligatory need to share it

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Mulan AU where she does get caught by the other fresh recruits while she's bathing but Mushu helps her spin it like the lake is cursed by an evil lizard demon and will turn men into women if they stay in it for too long.
From there it's not actually difficult to get the other soldiers onboard with covering up the fact that poor Ping took one for the team and got afflicted by the vagina curse, especially since it would have been all of them if they hadn't gotten the warning ahead of time. So they agree to help him cover it up, because obviously the army's not going to understand.
Shang is... tentatively glad that the men are bonding and getting along, even if they continue to be deeply weird about it.
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at this point I’m tired of putting “prefer not to answer” on my job applications when they ask me my gender. Remove the question. I will never answer. My identity is a surprise you find out at the interview when I show up appearing as gender ambiguous as humanly possible in order to disguise the fact I am thousands of bees in a skin suit. No I am not buzzing. There was no option for Hive Insects on the form. This was your decision. I am consequences.
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to me the murderbot books and the tv show are still two separate things (which is good - the tv show is an adaptation, it doesn't have to recreate the books exactly nor should it) but I'm getting a kick out of how being able to SEE SecUnit's face recontextualizes things.
like. in the books the PresAux crew treats SecUnit like a person because they are A) nice in general and B) ethical
in the show the PresAux crew is still A) nice in general and B) ethical, but they're also C) fairly certain their SecUnit is a person because every time they talk to it directly it looks like it's going to throw up
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FINALLY watched “a knight’s tale.” pretty fun but literally what the hell was jocelyn wearing for the entirety of the movie
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everywhere I go people are asking me for my email. my email is in high demand. it's rare for me to visit a website without someone getting on their hands and knees, begging me for my email
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Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth
> Don’t give him a baby for a while.
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losing it at this photo of the counts puppet not being used. literally he looks like hes just taking a nap on set or something
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Paying 5 yuan for hot gossip
English added by me :)
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Brian Haberlin (American, born 1963)
Pygmalion, 2025
Watercolor on paper
21 × 14 in (53.3 × 35.6 cm)
Private collection
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This is the funniest fucking thing, omg.
THE SAPPHIC MERIDIAN
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.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ✦ ‧₊˚ ⋅ You know together we're glowing ...𖥔 ݁ ˖ ✦ ‧₊˚ ⋅
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The thing with Harry Potter is that if Daniel Radcliffe can walk away from it then so can you. No one else on the planet has their identity more tied to that series than him and he walked away. So to see the actors for the new show saying JKR isn't doing anything wrong, to see the actors involved in the new audible super production supporting her, when she has explicitly, loudly, and proudly said she's gonna use that money to fund taking away rights from trans people is ridiculous. No sense of morals if people pay you enough and this is insane.
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